Sam Thompson

Would you like to, maybe?

No, I've heard it works.

I've heard that the key to a diffusion of an argument is sex.

Chocolate-shaped mousse.

No, sorry.

Get her a nice dessert.

We don't have one.

I just don't know why you want flowers.

I've never understood why a girl wants flowers.

I love the symbolism of a flower, but I just can't understand, like, why...

it's thoughtful it's kind no it's thought i get the thoughtfulness i get the kindness of it but like the actual what else is there to get no no because it's the object itself right so but you okay so tally bought me flowers okay you are a modern day man so i literally i don't know what to do with them so you don't get the the idea behind flowers so you just a bag of prawns though

At least we're going to eat.

Do you know what I mean?

We're going to eat something nice.

I'll keep doing it.

genuinely that's I think all a guy wants when he's pissed off is just to be understood you'd want like Bill Tongue if you got me Bill Tongue and genuinely I actually would love that Bill Tongue from Selfridges I feel like he's maybe gearing up for the fact that you've pissed him off on the run and now he's passive aggressively and sort of subconsciously telling you that you need to go and get him some Bill Tongue if you get me some Bill Tongue from Selfies and then like some Wagyu Bill Tongue

bloody hell yeah I know I know but I'm not normally pissed off so like something like that and then look Sam I just want to say I'm really sorry but in a letter no I don't need a letter just a fresh prawns or frozen

Do you know what?

That'd be nice though because it's like quite symbolic of like, you know, I normally cook.

So like the fact that you're going out and cooking.