Sam Tripoli
Appearances
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Yeah, if you were on the road and you had a middle act and the middle act was brought to you by the club, like they assigned a middle act and the middle act was doing music, you were fucked. You were fucked.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
It's a totally different thing. But it's weird that that's not more popular because he used to be so effective. That's what I'm saying. It's like, why isn't there more of those acts like that out there? Because it was so effective.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
I know, but why didn't the younger ones? How come no younger ones emerged? That's what's weird. It is kind of weird.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
but that's it's a weird thing because they're just in the business of comedy unless you get like like brian dorfman and zany's he really loves comedy you know wendy from from comedy works in denver i'll try my wendy story i love one i don't know good story so you'll like it okay but my point is it's like well corey and rhode islands one of the best fucking nicest guys on the planet rhode islands yeah that one uh comedy connection
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
It is interesting. There's not a lot of just impressionists, right?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Oh, yeah? Yeah. Okay, so it's next month. Do you know the dates? Yeah, I'll tell you right now. So tell everybody so they can go buy tickets. Bust out those glasses, Grandpa.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
It looks like I'm seeing a double the size of your fucking... It looks like you got stung by a bee. Listen to...
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
We go back and forth. You and Bill Burr go back and forth about Palestine for real?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
When comedians get political and it's the point where they distance themselves with people that don't agree with them, that to me is hilarious. Hilarious in how stupid it is. Like, what are you doing? Yeah. What are you doing? Like, this is where you're going to fucking draw the line on some shit that barely affects your personal life? I've not.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Colin's amazing. There's a bunch of guys, and I think I put you in there too, that just never really promoted themselves on social media. So it's like, you're really good. Like even Attell. Attell, for the level of comedy that he is, he should be selling out stadiums every night. But he just doesn't promote himself at all. All he does is just, like, all of his following is just word of mouth.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
And other comics saying how great he is. And, like, people who have seen him before, they'll come to see him again.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
If you want to play it, I will. No, we don't have to do that. Let's wrap this up. So you're going to be at the mothership. What are the dates again? June what?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
We're going to take pictures of you with your shirt off. So prepare for that. Get ready.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Get yourself in shape. Tomorrow, I'm going to bring you to Wastewell, get you on the peptides and get your blood work and find out what the fuck's going on with your shoulder and shoot you up with stem cells.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Okay. We're going to wrap this up. We don't need to play a trailer.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
You're funny. I was doing it for you. No. I don't care about me. For you, I'm going to not do it. It's better.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Come to the club tomorrow, too. We'll hang out. You got any sets tomorrow? No. All right, come to the club. Do Bottom of the Barrel, too. What's that? There's a whiskey barrel on stage with notes in it from the audience. You pull them out, and you just riff. Oh, really? Yeah, you'll love it. It's so much fun. It's like a premise factory.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
As soon as we wrap, I'll set it up as soon as we get it done here.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
He fixed the whole thing up, the whole camera system. It's a great club. It was always a great club. Plus, there's not a lot in Rhode Island, so when you go there, people are so happy to see you. Yeah.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
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The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
So it sounds like you're doing exactly what you want to do. Yes. So what the fuck's the problem?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
You made money? Yeah, last year. I got to say, slots on your phone sounds like the dumbest fucking idea. Because there is no way it's not fixed.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
You know what drives me fucking crazy when I hear that someone hits the slots and they won't give out? They won't give the money? Because there was an error with the machine. That's bullshit. I've heard that many times. Like, fuck your error. Give that guy his money.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
I have a friend who's very wealthy and is a fucking degenerate gamble. Dana White from the UFC?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Degenerate. He's a nut. I was just reading an article about Hunter Campbell, who's a financial officer. Was like trying to talk to him just saying you made like you're killing me like why are you doing this?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
I go... How does she ask that question? She knows you. Yeah, I know. She should know you can't. She's fucking with you. She knows you can't. She should say good for you.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Dude, you're fucking dripping with diamonds, sir. What's going on? The road's been good to you. Look at you.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
I knew you when you were an addict. Yeah. But you cleaned up nice. You really did. You figured it out well. You really did. So she should know that.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
That's what I'm trying to say. How about that, Bonnie? You know what? That's what I'm trying to say. You guys are one of the funniest couples of all time, though.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
There's a few, like Christina Pazitsky and Tom Segura, Natasha Leggero, Moshe Kasher. There's a few. People say comics shouldn't date comics. Well, I don't know about that, because sometimes it fucking works really well.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
They got to worry about fans. They got to worry about fans attacking them.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
You guys are very funny. It's like, you know, I was using it as an example because comics will say all the time, don't date comics. And I'm like, I don't know about that. I don't know about that because, like, why not? I don't think you should never date. Although I stopped dating Italians when I was 21. Oh, yeah? Yeah. The last one swung at me. I was like, I'm done. I'm sorry.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Well, I only dated her. As she was swinging, I was like, I can't believe she's swinging at me. That's hilarious. Like, while this was happening, her arm was pulling back. It was coming towards my face like, I can't fucking believe this is happening.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Well, also, like, you probably, well, the thing about Jewish women, the stereotype is that they're very controlling. You know, it's like how the mom is. It's like you take that role of, like, the mom of the house, then your wife becomes your mom. That's the stereotype.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Yeah, but it doesn't have to be. It doesn't have to be. It could be, but it doesn't, like these hard, fast rules, they don't work. It all completely depends on the individual. I mean, how different are comics? Yes. Like how different are you to Shane Gillis? How different am I to Ari Shaffir? Like we're all different. Even though we're all real good friends, we're all, there's no hard rules. No.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
And people should know what prom shows are. So New York has a very weird thing where they take kids from like Staten Island and Brooklyn and they bring them in in fucking buses to Dangerfields. And the show would run from like 7 p.m. till 5 in the morning. No break. No break. Just you would go one show, and you'd get paid by the show. It was good money.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
I forget what it was, but it was like you get paid. You can make a couple grand in a night if you did the whole night. So you would do stand-up from 7 p.m.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
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The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
That's incredible. You have one fall off, and you're like, I'm done.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
I did when I was young. Yeah, I figured that out when I was younger. This is stupid. And when the impulse comes, which it does, I go, this is stupid. I talk to myself. I just coach myself. You've got to have another voice in your head. Most people have one voice in their head, and that voice is like, we should go get hired. We should do this. You have to have a second voice.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
And the second voice is like, what advice would I give me? And the advice I would give me is, like, you're wasting your time arguing in the shower with someone who doesn't even – they don't even know you're arguing with them.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
You're not even there. You're, like, replaying it out in your head so you could have had a better thing to say to them.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
So in this business... Do you think you put something in your mind to make all these things kind of fall short? Have you ever thought of that? Well, that's what my wife says. Yeah.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
The anti-Semitism in this country is weird because it popped up like it was hiding. You know, after October 7th, it popped up like it was hiding. Like, what? Where? Has this been here the whole time? It was weird. And I think there's a lot of it on Twitter and these places that I think is not human beings and that inspires human beings to get bold. I think there's a lot of it that's bots.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
There's a lot of it that's bots. I see these. When someone says something outrageous on Twitter, I'll go to the account and see, like, what.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
what they're doing and what and sometimes I go oh this isn't a person like you you can figure it out after like a couple of pages like this is not an actual person this is a person that jumps onto every controversial subject and says something insightful they do it over and over again and you see it with abortion you see it with immigration you see with voting you see with the rigged elections like
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Do you ever thought that like maybe the way you interface with the world is like your expectations are tempered like in a way where you almost want to fail because it's more comforting that it happened again rather than this new thing of success, which is going to force you to really focus and work harder to get more success. And it's a lot of pressure.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
There was an FBI analyst who took a look at Twitter before the purchase and he said, I think it's as much as 80% bots. I think we're getting played as a civilization back and forth. I think we're getting – I think so many people are vulnerable to like following a narrative.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Right, but that's the difference between an audience and the internet is you don't have to engage with the nuts.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Whoever's doing it, most certainly there's funding and organization involved. These aren't organic protests that just pop up.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Everybody wants to think they are because some people join organically. They hop in, but... It's not. These are all being organized.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Including the anti-Elon protests, including like, you know, the end to oligarchy rallies that they have with AOC and Bernie Sanders. All this shit is getting – it's all getting funded and astroturfed and they're bussing people in. They're manufacturing a movement.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
And then you think about all the times you fucked up before, and you don't want to hear no again. You don't want to hear it, but you feel like it's coming, and you almost make it come.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
That was crazy where people were upset that people wanted people to bring the hostages home. These hostages, some of them were aid workers. Some of them were people that lived there so they could help people in Gaza. The whole thing is so crazy. But I wonder how did they get turned that way? Or were they, like what I said, like they were in hiding? There was like anti-Semitism.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
As a person who's not a Jew, I would hear about all the anti-Semitism. Like, yeah, there's always going to be some. But maybe everyone's exaggerating. But then when this, after October 7th, it was just like, oh, Jesus. Fucking everywhere. What's your background? Irish? Italian. Yeah, mostly. One quarter Irish.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
A little. Whatever you want. I don't care. Do whatever you want. I'm joking around. But, yeah, no, I understand. And I think that's also one of the things that people like. My wife should keep away. Go ahead. When people get angry about Jews is because they think that Jews always stick together. And they like Jews above all else. And then it's like, fuck those people.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
You know, there's like that walled garden approach, you know.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
You got a manila envelope like you're in fucking court. Look at this.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Did you bring graphs? What's that first page? Is that a photo of Israel? What is it? You got a map? You brought maps? He brought maps for me.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Not a good spot to be if you're a Jew. They should have probably moved to a different spot. It's like, you know, you know what I mean?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
If you're a black guy and you move into a KKK neighborhood, that's like, you're going to have problems.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
It's not just that they're surrounded, but they're surrounded by everyone. It's enormous countries.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
It's interesting. You go down Saudi Arabia, the end of it, you forget. Oh, it's Ethiopia's right there.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Okay, but the drone footage isn't coming from Hamas. The drone footage is real. Like if you cover like Gaza with a drone, there's nothing left. It's pretty nuts.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Part of the problem with Israel and Palestine, and I've sat down and thought about this conflict. Not that I'm an expert either. But it's almost insurmountable. And then now, after October 7th with all the bombings and when they leveled Gaza, it's like, how do you fix this? It's like there's no – you've created –
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Whatever the numbers are, whether it's 70,000 people or 20,000 people that have been killed that are innocents, you've created so many more potential terrorists because so many of the children of those people and the brothers and sisters and relatives of those people. So it's like reinforced this desire to fight against Israel. But we... You know, and you could squash that.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
You could just keep pounding them down until there's nothing left, which is what it seems that they're doing. And I understand it from a tactical perspective, I guess.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
They certainly did for a long while. I had friends who'd go to Japan in the 70s and they said you could feel the hatred.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
But it's a totally, completely different generation. So you think future generations will think about Israel the same way we think about Japan? Or Japan thinks about us?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Well, it's also before Israel was founded, you got to go back to how they were being persecuted in Europe. It was insane. There's this guy, Daryl Cooper, who's a lightning rod for controversy, unfortunately, but he's got an amazing podcast. He's got this series called Fear and Loathing in the New Jerusalem. And it starts out with the Jews being persecuted in Europe.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
And he takes you through what it would have been like for those people. And the gangs of people roaming down the streets, raping women, beating men to death in the streets. And it's so crazy because it's real. It happened. And it was these people's neighbors. And this was why they got so many people to move to Israel in the first place. Because when they said, look, we're setting up
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
state for for just for Jews from all these Eastern European Jews are like okay we're in and they moved I mean you know and then yeah and they've also been there since Christ I mean they've been in Israel even before that right a couple weeks but I think it predates I mean doesn't it predate Jesus yeah
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Let's find out. Let's find out since we can. What is the earliest? When did Jews first settle the land that's now known as Israel? It was Judea back then, right? What was it called? What was it initially called? Miami.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
But also, this is like, you know, this is one of the reasons why this area is so contentious is because Christians really believe that when Jesus comes back, that's where he's going to come.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
He's going to come back to Jerusalem. I'm like, are you fucking sure?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
There we go. Jews have been a history in the land of Israel, their presence dating back to the second millennial BCE. Okay, settling in the area around 1250 BCE. So that predates Jesus by 1250 years. It's funny they call it before current era. Like current era is not 2,000 years ago. Just say before Jesus, you motherfuckers.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Second millennial BCE, the Israelites, considered to be the ancestors of the Jewish people, emerged as an outgrowth of the southern Canaanites. The Israelites entered Canaan in 1250 BCE, settling the hill country in the south. 10th century BCE, two Israelite kingdoms, northern kingdom of Israel and the southern kingdom of Judea emerged – or Judah, rather, emerged –
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
The kingdom of Israel was conquered by the Neo-Assyrian Empire in 722 BCE. And in 586 BCE, the kingdom of Judah was conquered by the Neo-Babylonian Empire. 538 BCE, the Persian Cyrus the Great ended the Babylonian exile and the Jews returned to their homeland. So they've been there since 538 BCE, started in 1250 BCE. So they were there before anybody.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Yeah, the Romans destroyed the second temple of Jerusalem in 70 current era leading to the Jewish diaspora Wow crazy fucking history of controversy in that one place 48 the state of Israel was established many Holocaust survivors welcomed it as a homeland Yeah, 48 and since then they've been at war and so they started settling another wave of Jews started coming in 1904 from 1904 to 1914
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
So, 538 BCE. Yeah, but the problem is we're Palestinians there. They don't even have a country. If you've got people that are right next to you that don't even have a country, what do they do if they're ruled by Hamas? How do they fight back? They are protesting in the streets now.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
The big protest? I just saw that. Thousands and thousands of courageous people protesting in the street. They're like, we don't want any more of this. Stop.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
There's a lot of controversy about Assad in Syria. There's a lot of controversy about what actually happened and why we were backing the rebels. We essentially backed ISIS, which is crazy. We backed al-Qaeda, which is just nuts.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
You know what's really fucked? Before Iran became a religious state... Women were like wearing miniskirts. They were hot. It was like there was freedom everywhere. People were like chilling. It seemed almost like Europe. Probably like a resort vacation. Like they were beautiful. Oh, they were gorgeous women. Persian women have incredible genes.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
It's like you look at those photos from like see if you can find some photos of Iran like early 1970s. I was seeing some things on it this morning, actually, on the way over here, or before I left my house. It's so hard to imagine that a place that had a democratically elected leader was kind of almost European. And then now...
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Now it's just a full religious state, and anybody who protests against the government gets assassinated. They assassinated an Olympic gold medalist wrestler because he was perceived to be protesting. I don't even know if he actually protested. It was like some things that you post online. Like if women take off their headscarves, they can get killed. But why?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
I don't get- It's crazy that a country can fall like that.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
I don't get it. Because they just do the new thing. What's the new thing? Is it climate change? Why am I yelling? Climate change? Okay, climate change. Do black lives matter? Okay, black lives matter. It's all it is. There's a lot of people out there that are just retarded. And those are the people that you see getting bused into these rallies.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
And there's just a lot of dopes that you could get to agree with almost anything. And there's gay people for Hamas, believe it or not. Trans people for Hamas. It's fucking...
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
It's hard to tell how many of them are real because there's a few people that troll online and they'll pretend I'm a trans woman, but I'm also a Muslim. Like, okay. They will throw you off a fucking roof, bitch.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
There's no roofs left. There's a couple high points. It's just hard to get to them.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Look at this. Iran for the 1970s. Look, girls in miniskirts looking hot. That looks like... Europe. Look at this. Girls sitting in front of a car. Cute little outfit on. She'd be fucking killed doing that now. Yeah. Look at the beaches in Iran in the 1970s. Isn't that fucking crazy? No litter. Look at these. God damn. Look at the tits on that one. Hot. One lady, though, that was the future.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
The future's in the lower right corner, covered up like Yoda. It's crazy. It's crazy. That's what happened to that place. Like, look at these people hanging out, being free. 1979 is when it all went to shit. And they call it the revolution, but I think it was U.S. back, son.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
I think you should take off the masks, period. I don't believe in a society where people walk around with their faces covered. I think there's... It's too dangerous. It's a public safety issue. It's too hard to identify criminals. It's too hard to identify someone who commits a crime.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
But there also wasn't facial recognition software and cameras in the sky. It was like, you know, there's a lot of considerations.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Well, they're certainly doing a lot of things they shouldn't be allowed to do, like disrupting classes and screaming at professors. Yes. And it's organized.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
It is a good point though, but it's like when you have people that are bitter enemies like this, like these kind of conflicts take thousands of years to work through. And in the case of Israel, it is thousands of years old. It's-
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#2305 - Rich Vos
They have concealed carry on college campuses here. You know, it's so— Yeah, this is a different place.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
This is what America, like, is supposed to be in a lot of ways. You know, it's supposed to be a lot more free, less laws. But, you know, there's a lot of laws here that are kind of crazy. You know, the abortion thing, the six-week thing. Most women don't even know they're pregnant that quickly.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Well, people love controlling people, though. They really do. Which is why, you know, those climate protests drove me fucking crazy. Where they would protest for climate change by blocking the highway. Those fucking idiots. All they want to do is control people. That's what they want to do. You're not changing anyone's mind. No, not at all. Holding a flag in the middle of the highway.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
You're just pissing people off. But you're controlling people by stopping traffic. And that's what people like to do. They like to control people.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
It's crazy. You see what they did at the Porsche dealership? They glued themselves to the floor and the Porsche dealership, they just shut the lights off and left them in there. Really?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
They glued their hands to the floor like that they're going to stop everything and they were like, okay, good. We'll just shut the doors. Shut the doors, leave them in there to shit themselves.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
They're only doing it because they know it'll get attention. That's all it is. It's usually a bunch of very privileged, rich kids, white kids, that come from a family that has a lot of wealth and to rebel against their parents or probably fucking investment bankers or something. They decide they're going to fight climate change, man. They don't even understand what they're fighting.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
They don't understand the science. They don't. It's complex. It's multilayered and nuanced. And there's a lot of propaganda that's attached to what they call the green agenda. Because the green agenda, like all things that are big and public, is profitable.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
They have a bunch of companies that if they can get these laws pushed forward, they can have industries that emerge and their industry can benefit from all these laws. And so they'll fund protests. They'll get people to do things. But it's all 4D chess. There's all these multiple layers of things happening.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
And then there's the inconvenient actual climate data that the Washington Post printed that showed that over the last 50 million years, we're in a decline. The Earth is in a cooling period. And the Earth's never, like, you probably know this, but for people who don't, there's never been a static temperature on Earth. It's always gone up and down wildly. It's unpredictable. It has multiple factors.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Carbon is probably one of them, but it's not the big one. It's not all of it There's solar activity. That's you can't control at all solar flares happen and some of them happen They've happened in the early 1800s. They blew out all the fucking Morse code system What was like though? There was a big solar flare in the 1800s that was See if you can find that.
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But they could blow out the power grid, easy. Kill all the satellites, easy. What carbon is is food for plants. It's the dumbest fucking thing to protest against. Pollution is a giant issue. Yeah, do we have an impact on the weather? I'm sure we do. We have an impact on fucking everything. But CO2, net zero, all this shit, this is nonsense. Carrington event.
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Most intense geomagnetic storm recorded history peaking on 1 to 2 September 1859 during a solar cycle tent created strong auroral displays that reported globally and caused sparking and even fires in telegraph stations. The geomagnetic storm was most likely the result of a coronal mass ejection from the sun colliding with Earth's magnetosphere. So if we have some of those
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In the future, it could do anything. Let's see. A geomagnetic storm of this magnitude occurring today has the potential to cause widespread electrical disruptions, blackouts, and damage to the electrical power grid. We've got real problems. Real problems. And you're not going to solve it with electric cars. You're just not. You're not going to solve it with windmills.
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Well, particularly when you look at the emissions that come from China. Yes. China is an enormous, enormous contributor to carbon emissions and not just carbon emissions but pollutants, particulates. They're not stopping. They built 200 new coal plants. They're not going to stop. No matter what we do, they're going to do what's best for China financially, period, end of discussion.
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All these conversations they're having about net zero, go fuck yourself.
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Trump said the wildest shit about Gaza. We're going to turn it into the Mediterranean of the Middle East. What?
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#2305 - Rich Vos
They kept them there until after the election. That was part of the deal. Yeah. Part of the deal was you release these folks after Reagan takes over so that Carter can get credit for it.
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Imagine you're in there and you're like, Jesus Christ, I've got to be in here for four more months so this guy gets credit.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
That's a crazy thing to say. But they're bad. The problem with these 60 Minutes journalists is the same problem with what they did with the Kamala Harris interview, where they took a bumbling answer and edited it out and put an answer that she gave to something else in its place to make it look like she gave succinct answers. clear-cut answers. It's not really journalism.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
They're not doing journalism. That's not a question you say to a hostage. When you're talking to a hostage, you want to find out what the experience was like in as... Compassion in a way as you can to talk to this person who's been through hell. You don't ask them, do you ever think that maybe they didn't feed you because they didn't have any food themselves? Well, here you go.
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Look at what their face looks like. And look at the sunken in faces of the starving to death hostages. And, well, obviously they didn't give them any food. So shut up.
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And it's a shitty business. It's not good at doing what it does. And it's all bought and paid for by pharmaceutical drug ads. And it's just not the news. It's not. You get some information that you can learn online. But it's not like the unbiased, this is what happened, this is what caused it, this is what's being done now. It's not that. It's like halfway, they're kind of almost activists.
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It's way worse. It's way worse. The pharmaceutical drug companies are responsible for who knows how many deaths and injuries. Yeah, they do good too. Absolutely. Some pharmaceutical drugs are great, but you can't be on your high horse. You work for them. That's crazy. In any other business, they'd be in jail. They'd be in fucking jail.
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If you lied about what your product does and it kills a bunch of people, you're in jail.
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There's no one better. They're all very good. BPC-157 is called body protection compound 157. It's a peptide that helps heal soft tissue damage. So do stem cells. All those different things are good.
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Oh, great. Did you do any exercises for it? Did you do any rehabs for it?
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But exercises are always good, like bands, like band work, where you do these kind of things where you keep a towel pressed to your body so you're holding it in place and do these rotations with bands. All those things are good just to keep everything strong anyway. Do you do any of that stuff?
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Yeah, just to strengthen and to release some pressure in your shoulders.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
No, I couldn't. It's good for shoulder health in general to hang from a chin-up bar. And if you can't hang, what you do is, like, get on a box or something that brings you to the height of the bar and just hang a little. Just get some weight on it until you can hang fully. I mean, look, I can... I could still play golf. I could swing like this. That's good. But this hurts. Totally fucked. Okay.
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So when I went to the doctor... There's a lot of things you can do, rehabilitation things you can do that'll help you.
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If you're 80 fucking years old and a woman, you can build muscle. I mean, I work out still.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Yeah, just you need to do exercises that rehabilitate your shoulder. Yeah. You can't just expect it to get better on its own. You're going to have to put it through some work to strengthen the muscles around it.
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Okay, great. So we'll get you in tomorrow morning. No worries. Cool. Get you into Wastewell, and we'll set it up.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
You probably couldn't do it today unless you did it on the internet. But you could still do it on the internet. Like, Colin should really bring it back. I know. There's plenty of guys that could still do it.
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We're there to have fun. Tough Crowd and Opie and Anthony were huge for comedy. Huge. Because Opie and Anthony, one of the things that they did that was brilliant is they just let us just go wild. Just be ourselves. They didn't really try to control it at all.
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You know, Anthony would jump in with some funny shit, but the whole show was like, bring on a bunch of comics, have them talk a bunch of shit, give them the reins.
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Marion Barry, the fucking- The mayor. The mayor of Washington, D.C. that got arrested for smoking crack. No, you were in there with him?
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#2305 - Rich Vos
We grabbed him. We grabbed him. I thought you were in there. Norton was in there for sure. He was next door doing something and doing another interview. And he was in the hallway. And I think Opie said, Marion Barry's in the hallway right now. I'm like, let's go get him. And we got him. We brought him in. And I started asking him about crack. He's like, well, nobody knows what was in that pipe.
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I'm like, well, you know. You know. You fucking know. What were you smoking that wasn't crack? That's almost crazier.
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One of my favorites is when he was running for re-election, which he eventually won after going to jail. And they asked these people, do you have a problem with the fact that the mayor used to smoke crack? They interviewed this guy on the street. He goes, oh, everybody smoked a little crack every now and then. I was like, oh, this conversation's over.
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Yeah, because I never went on it until it went to XM. I was never on it when they were on Terrestrial Radio, when they got kicked off Terrestrial Radio, and then they got on XM. And when they were on XM, it was wild. It was like the first time. It was like there was Howard, when Howard got on XM, or Sirius, I guess, at first, before they merged. And then the ONA show was on XM.
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I'm like, this is fucking crazy. This is crazy. This is basically green room talk. Green room talk for the whole world.
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The idea of you getting a sitcom was so unlikely. It was always all so unlikely that when it failed, like if you went on an audition and it fucked up, you're like, eh. It wasn't going to happen anyway. You never thought this is going to be it.
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If you're freaking out and you get high, ooh. Do you have to pee right now? No, why do you? Because you said you have to go to the bathroom. You were talking about your story then. Okay. Because I was, like, preparing to, like, cut it off and let you go to the bathroom.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
My anxiety... Wait, what did it feel like? Yeah, when you say it overwhelmed you to the point you had to go to the hospital, was your heart beating?
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#2305 - Rich Vos
It's in real life. Yeah, it is real life. Stearns talked about that. He did a big dose of acid once, and he was fucked up for a long time. It'll fuck you up. There's a guy from Pink Floyd that disappeared. Oh, I hope it's fucking Roger Waters.
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How dare you? What's his name again? Shine on you crazy diamond.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Yeah. It's not just one person. There's been a lot of people that had an acid trip and just never came back.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
yeah that's it david gilmore so written by david gilmore but it's not it's about who was it about sid barrett that's right sid barrett did acid went crazy see right there departed from the band in 1968 after dealing with the mental health problems and substance abuse the story is he never came back it's crazy how that's the most that drug is so uncontrollable Well, also, what's the dose?
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#2305 - Rich Vos
An effective dose is a droplet on your tongue, which is crazy.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Who's making that? They're not making it in the same labs where they're making Tylenol. They're making it in some fucking grateful deadhead's basement.
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If you're doing something that's difficult or something that's important to you, you're going to have nerves. That's normal. It's healthy. That shows you're challenging yourself, which is one of the most important things you can do in life to stay vibrant. You have to challenge yourself.
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No, not self-sabotaging. I don't think it's a self-sabotage thing. It's not understanding the energy that you're putting out there and being accustomed to a certain result. If you're accustomed to missing your playing pool, you're accustomed to missing the nine ball, you're going to miss that fucking nine ball every time.
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But listen to what you just said. Both scariest moments of your career worked out great. Yes. They always... Yeah. So wouldn't that eventually build some confidence?
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Same thing. You've got to... reset the way you think about things. And if there's something that's eating away at you, that bothers you, that occupies your thoughts, you have to figure out what that is and clean that up. That's a big part of the problem with a lot of people. A lot of the problem with a lot of people is maybe They don't like something about themselves.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Well, that was the culture. The culture of comic books was like constant busting balls. Constant busting balls.
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There's nothing worse you could do for a comic than your friend sitting in the front row and stare at you.
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It doesn't. It's just an industry way that they can celebrate each other, and then they put on a show, and the show generates money, and they make a bunch of money from the show, and then it becomes a thing they hold over your head. Maybe you can win a Grammy. Maybe you can win an Emmy. Maybe you can win this. You've got to be a part of the club. Like, look what happened to Chris.
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He wanted to be a part of that group, doing the Oscars, and he gets smacked by Will Smith. They don't arrest him, and then 10 minutes later, or whatever it was, Will Smith's on stage receiving the Academy Award, and they give him a standing ovation. It's fucking insanity. That is Hollywood. That shows you what these people are. To want their love and their respect is pointless. It's so true.
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They don't even know what they like. They like whatever everybody tells them to like. They don't understand what their support. It's just a bunch of people wanting to be a part of the group that's the in-group. Like, what do we have to do? What do we have to say? What do I have to agree with? That's all it is.
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That poor guy. One move. He does one move. Now everybody remembers nothing but that forever. But what? Fuck I Am Legend. Fuck Ali. All those different things he did that were awesome. Nobody cares anymore. He's like, that's the guy that smacked Chris. Every day he's got to wake up in the morning and go, fuck. That one thing, fuck.
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If he hadn't done that, if he just ate it, and by the way, not even bad jokes. G.I. Jane, that was a powerful movie. It was a great movie about a strong woman. It's not even really an insult. It was just silly. To smack a guy like that and then that's your thing forever? People are going to remember that?
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Crazy blunders, you know? And that probably comes from not having anxiety, by the way. That comes from having too much confidence. Confidence.
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Too much of a belief in yourself. Too much of a belief. Yes. In your own importance. That you can interrupt this entire enormous award show, the biggest award show in the industry. That you're set up to receive a fucking Academy Award in about an hour or whatever it was. You're going to go up there and smack a guy on TV? Why would you do that? Because he doesn't have that anxiety.
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So your anxiety shields you from doing something like that.
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The fear and the... Insecurity sometimes is good. Sometimes it's good for you. The lack of insecurity can be the worst thing.
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Which he probably should have just walked off after he got smacked. He tried to keep going.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, Tony went off on stage, like, right afterwards about it. Yeah. Tony's a different dude. But Chris, like, almost if it was anybody but Chris, you know? I mean, you can't do that to anybody else. If you did it to Kevin Hart, Kevin Hart would crack him. The whole thing is crazy. It was crazy. It didn't make any sense.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
It's like the guy's in some sort of a very bizarre relationship with his wife. And, you know, whatever internal conflicts they have just manifested itself in a terrible decision that he made.
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It's not that. It's just that success generally happens when you've got as many pieces as possible in order correctly. And failure generally happens when you're overwhelmed by too many things that are not working right. And your attention and your focus is on them. You're divided. You know, a lot of times you see it's like a terrible relationship.
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Come on. But, you know, not being able to take a joke is one of the worst qualities that people can have. Do you take yourself so seriously when someone says something funny, you can't laugh as well? That's crazy. You're missing out on laughs. You're missing out on your own... Like you should have joy about someone making fun of you and you're great at that. You're great at that.
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It's one of the best things about you on ONA is that when they would crack on you, you would laugh. It's so important.
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Well, Kill Tony is one of the only places left where that kind of fucking with people is openly encouraged. That kind of fucking with people is like, I mean, and Tony's the best roaster on the fucking planet. He's quick.
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He's so quick, you think he, just like Norton. He's so quick, you think he wrote it in advance.
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And it's off the cuff. He does it all the time. He does it in the green room. He does it everywhere he goes.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Well, when you host a show like that too, you understand the rhythm of the show, the beats of it. And he's so good at letting other people shine. He's really good. He wants you to do well. He doesn't feel upstaged. If Shane comes on as Trump or when Kyle was doing... Kyle did RFK Jr. and he also did Elon Musk. And then... Who, Kyle Dunn again? Yes.
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That guy is fucking brilliant. So good. He's so funny. He is so fucking funny.
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And then you had Adam Ray who did Dr. Phil, which is fucking amazing. And Biden. It's crazy.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Well, the people that do suck. No one who does that is any good. What's that? No one who does that is any good. No one who's like, oh, I've got to do better than him. Yeah, it's stupid. You're missing out on the whole thing.
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It's a show. It's whatever. Hey, I've got to piss. Let's come back.
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You just can't lift heavy weights for a while. Oh, I'm not going to lift heavy weights. That's all it is. Just don't tear it apart while it's building back up. That's the whole idea. Don't aggravate it. Does that hurt when you do that? No. Then don't worry about it.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
No. Well, you should be doing rehabilitation. You should have already. I'm looking at your shoulders right now. They look like they fall apart on their own. You've got to exercise. If you're having injuries with your shoulders and the muscles around them and people are telling you to strengthen them, you should listen to those people. They're right.
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All of it would help. Oh. The more muscles you have around your shoulder, the better it is.
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You can definitely heal soft tissue injuries without surgery. The real issue is when tendons are separated and they need to be re-put back in place and reconnected. That's the real issue.
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I know a lot of really talented people that sabotage themselves with a terrible relationship. And they think somehow or another that... This is just how relationships are and they're terrible in that relationship. And then they can never be who they could be.
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Obviously, you need some help. Nothing wrong with a little bit of help. Look, do you want to get better or not?
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So someone show you how to do it right so you're not hurting yourself.
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They're not bad. That's ridiculous. What, small? It's tiny. Oh, listen. It's there.
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I feel like I'm helping you through your life. You are helping me. From the moment you got in here. You are helping. I feel like I'm helping to guide you. No, get a fucking professional that knows how to work out and build yourself back up to the point where you're not having these kind of injuries. Yeah, and rehabilitate it correctly.
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When they tell you to do physical therapy on your shoulder, fucking do it. I'm going to do it.
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I only have a few years, so... Well, do it. You want a few years left in fucking working order.
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No ifs, ands, or buts about it. You will get stronger. Okay.
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You could be 87 and still get stronger. As long as you're alive, you can get stronger. Because if your heart beats, if your hormones work, if you can move around, that means your body can repair itself. Well, I won't do...
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#2305 - Rich Vos
They can never reach their full potential because they're always burdened down by these fucking squabbles they're having with their girlfriend or their boyfriend. You know, it's...
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He's a dead idiot. He died two years ago. No, he doesn't know the real studies. There's a guy named Brigham Bueller who runs ways too well who could explain the flaws in that study that showed that it gave people prostate cancer. Look, people get prostate cancer. Testosterone's not giving you prostate cancer.
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It's like across the board, the same percentage of people that take testosterone or don't take testosterone get prostate cancer. There's probably a ton of variables. A lot of it has to do with diet. A lot of cancer has to do with diet. Fuel of cancer is sugar. Do you eat a lot of sugar?
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There's environmental factors. There's genetic factors. There's a lot of different things. But if you want to take care of yourself, testosterone will actually make your body heal better. You'll feel better. You'll have more energy. Your immune system will function better. Everything will work better. You should have your hormones balanced.
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We live in a time where you can get a full blood panel and find out where your nutrient levels are. And if you do it with a good doctor, what they'll do is they'll adjust your diet and your nutrients first and then see in a couple months what your levels are then and then find out how much are you sleeping. Are you sleeping right?
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Well, there's a problem there because then your body's not recovering. So you've got to figure out a way to adjust something in your life to make you sleep better. And then after that, once they get everything all worked into its optimum range, you're doing all the right things, they go, what are your levels now? Okay, well, add a little. Add a little bit of testosterone.
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Peptides that'll increase your body's ability to promote growth hormone. There's stuff like samoralin. It makes your body produce more growth hormone so your body repairs itself better like when you're younger. There's all rigorous science behind all this stuff. I'll get Brigham to explain it to you. He'll do a much better job than me.
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He's the guy who owns Wastewell. Yeah. He's been on the podcast. He's testified in front of Congress.
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Brian Callen his whole life. I would tell him, get out now. I would meet his girlfriend. I'd be like, get out now. I met one girl that he dated. I literally, within five seconds of saying hello to her, I'd go, come here. I'd pull him aside. Change, change, change. Cut to, okay? He doesn't listen. Later that night, she's drinking wine. She's fucking hammering. It's a disaster.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Did you see those girls land today? The Blue Origin? They shot that metal dick up into space? Yeah. People were mad they wouldn't let the ladies drive.
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Katy Perry, Lauren Sanchez, Jeff Bezos' wife. If that thing blew up and if Jeff Bezos' wife blew up with it.
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Of course. Twitter doesn't think space is real. There's a whole community out there. Hashtag space is fake. Oh, yeah, there's really retarded people who think the earth is flat and that there's a firmament. Look at that. They think birds aren't real. Did they land? Is it over? Yeah, yeah. They did it? Yay. How'd they land? In the ocean? No, in the desert.
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Parachutes. They land with parachutes? Yeah. So the thing lands with a parachute? I'll show you a video. Oh, yeah, let me see. I want to see the video. Oh, that's them in the middle of the desert?
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#2305 - Rich Vos
That has to be crazy. Would you do that, Rich? Would you go to space? Probably not. You think you'd get anxiety if you went to space?
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Very soft, soft landing. Look at this. Here it is. Imagine from space and the only thing we got to land you is a parachute. Like one of the oldest technologies. Wow. You can hear them in there. Screaming. Wow.
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I don't know. Not long. Isn't it funny that they screamed? Do you think the men would scream like that? Would you and I scream like that if we landed? Well, I don't know about you, but I know me. Look at that one. Look at it go back. The one below it.
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There was a bunch of them in a row where I was like, Jesus Christ. The Delta one in Canada where it flipped upside down. Yeah, can you imagine? The lady just started landing planes recently. Like, yeah, take that one out on the icy runway. Here's $30,000. No, I'll wait for the lawsuit. Blue Origin declined to say how much the flight cost or who paid for it.
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Trip came two months before Sanchez and Bezos to marry in Venice. Oh, they're going to marry in Venice in two months. Oh, they haven't married yet. Oh, okay. I thought they were married. That's hilarious. They're going to do it in Venice. Oh, how beautiful and romantic. Wow.
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Yeah, you can't tell people how much it costs because then there's going to be retards like, that money could have housed so many houseless, so many unhoused could have benefited. How many poor people? There's like these fucking retards like, if Elon Musk gave a million dollars to everyone on earth, he'd have money left over.
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She winds up living with him. Eventually, he figures it out, gets rid of her. A couple years later, he's walking on the street on Sunset, and she's street walking.
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There's all these mathematicians out there that are fucking constantly want to comment on other people's money.
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Wondering. Yeah, tax the rich. Remember she had that fucking dress she wore? Tax the rich. How about fuck off? What are you going to do with the taxes? That's the problem when Doge is uncovering $250 million that was spent on animal transgender studies where you're fucking chopping the dicks of mice and turning them into pussies. Fuck off. Fuck off with your tax the rich.
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How about you fix the world without taxing the shit out of everybody? There's other ways.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Yes. Girl he was living with at one point in time. This is Brian Callen. He felt abandoned when he was young. And so he, I believe I'm speaking for him. And so he's a sweet guy and he tries to reach out and fix people.
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Elon doesn't pay taxes. Elon paid more taxes last year than any human being that has ever walked the face of this nation. That's a fact. So shut the fuck up. It's like there's never, it's never enough. And people that don't have always look at people that do have like, well, you could do with that money. Well, you could do with your money, you fuckhead. 1% in the world, you know what it is?
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If you're a 1%-er in the world, you know what it is? $34,000 a year. No. Yes. If you make $34,000 American dollars a year, you are in the top 1% of planet Earth. Get the fuck out. That's a fact.
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Yeah. The whole planet. Of course. Most people are dirt poor.
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Most people. So all this bullshit about, well, he could do that money. Well, you're saying that from your fucking Manhattan apartment where you're Ubering all over the place and getting fucking takeout. Shut your mouth.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Yeah, you can look at it that way. But the point is, like, looking at people that are uber successful and telling them what they should do with their money is just the dumbest shit. And that's why I don't want to give out how much money it costs to fly this rocket ship into space. Of course it's frivolous and gratuitous. Of course. It's a publicity stunt. They had a bunch of hot ladies.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
They flew them off into space and then they landed. Yay. Now you've been to space. But basically you're in space for like 10 minutes. That's what the flight was. It probably cost a billion dollars to fly people into space for 10 minutes. Wow.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
How many golf clubs? How many golf clubs? That's your thing, right? You're just a fucking inveterate golfer, right?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
You and Jamie. Jamie should show you his setup back there.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Pretty good? Yeah, very good. Pretty good? When I was a kid, the guys who golfed all the time were the guys who weren't paying as much attention to their career. I remember thinking a lot of these guys are kind of stagnant because they're golfing all day. In Boston, those guys would golf all fucking day long, get hammered. That you grew up with? No, guys that I started out with.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
The golfers all wound up spending so much time playing golf, I thought it was like, wow, that's a big distraction. You should have some activities, but golf is like four hours.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Do you golf with comics, too, so you get to talk some shit?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Yeah, you definitely can. You can golf on Thursday for sure. Golfing is not going to fuck it up. It'll be sore for a day or two after you get the injections, but you'll be fine. We've got to clean you up, Rich Foss. Clean up your life. Thank you. We're going to do it.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
I never once said they're good. Your triceps and your biceps are good. That's crazy.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
You want credit for being okay? Yeah, yeah. That's crazy. Whatever happened to Mr. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, get your shit together? What about all that talk? You're barely doing anything. You're like, you're okay. I work out six days a week. I lift. Do you? Yes. I have a nice gym in my basement. Do you think if I worked out with you, I'd be impressed at the effort that you put forth?
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Not in the least. That's what I'm saying. Not in the least.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Yeah, I do a lot of different stuff for abs. Do you do planks? No, I think planks are nonsense. So do I. They're uncomfortable. It's hard to do, don't get me wrong, but I think in terms of an exercise for your core, it's kind of nonsense. I think you should do things... First of all, you should almost always do things that have a range of motion.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
I like to do things that make my body work as a unit. So all the ab exercises that I do, I do a lot of different things for abs. I do reverse squats. You know what those are? You put your ankles, strap your ankles to a cable machine, you lay on your back, and you pull towards you.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are good. Anything where you work your whole core. And then you've got to also do the opposite side, back extensions.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Yeah, I could tell by when you got on that stretching machine, the Dex thing, your body doesn't go all the way down.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Yeah, my body hinges. Yeah, my body just hinges. It just goes down there There's no tension yours is like you stop like right there You probably could go all the way down, but your body doesn't want to the point is this tension in your lower back Well, I've never used that machine too.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Oh, that's the worst feeling in the world. Walking in with his... You get all your best material and they're telling you to stretch. You're scouring your brain.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
No, I'm going to take a picture. Look at this. He looks fucking good there.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Look at that. Right there, he's got boxing gloves on and an iPhone. He's in shape, man. You're incorrect.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
You feel bad, right? No, I don't. Shane works out. He's here all the time. This is not working out. We work out. Shane works out? Yeah, he comes in and uses the gym. We work out together. We put your glasses so you can find your abs.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Are you going to find a photo of you looking good? Forget about that. That's the past. Let's concentrate on now. Let's concentrate on put away the cookies. Put away the sugar. Listen to your doctor. He tells you to rehab your shoulder. Get yourself in shape. Can't believe we're doing this. People are listening. They can't see this. They couldn't see the picture of him either.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Yeah, but I mean this, you being on your phone here looking for a photo of back in the day when you looked reasonable.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2305 - Rich Vos
Oh, that's pretty recent. That's pretty recent. Yeah. Pre-pandemic. A lot of people fell apart during the pandemic. That's what happened.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Oh, Canada did you? Canada fucked me up. They got you with communism. They got you with communism.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
They have different delis in Canada. We used to go to Montreal. They call it smoked meat.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
It's basically like going to Cantor's, right? Or going to Katz in New York.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
No? Not true? Smoked meat is not what it is. There is some connection between burnt meat, like the carbon in burnt meat and cancer. I think it's colorectal cancer, but I do not know how robust those studies are. I mean, people have been cooking over fire forever. I just don't buy it. There's a lot of bullshit involved in these studies that tell you that this causes cancer, that causes cancer.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
And also, what if she's a nightmare and then you miss out on whatever, 400, 500 bucks you would have made selling DVDs?
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Here's what 100% causes cancer. Herbicides, pesticides, chemicals, forever chemicals that are in your fucking food. That paper cup that you're drinking out of when you drink hot liquids out of a paper cup. We got to throw those fucking paper cups we have. Have you seen what Paul Saladino did when he dissolved a Starbucks cup and shows you what's really at the base of it? It's basically a condom.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
I know. I saw them today. I poured my coffee in this. We're going to get rid of all our paper cups.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Because the lining of those paper cups is plastic. So you're basically pouring hot liquid into plastic, which is the worst thing. Okay. See, he shows. So he's dissolving the paper cup, and that's what's inside of it. So you think you're drinking out of a paper cup, but it's not really paper. It's plastic.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
There's a plastic lining, and that's the only reason why those coffee cups from Starbucks hold paper. So hot water to plastic. Give me some volume on this.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Yeah. I want to give you a goal. June 30th. Is that enough time, you think? Sure. Absolutely. Two months? Yes. In two months, you can lose 20 pounds of fat and look great. All right. Just eat healthy. Just get on a very low-carbohydrate diet.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Well, we're going to get you a blood panel tomorrow, too. They'll find out where your hormone levels are at. Find out what the fuck is wrong with you. What do you mean? All that shit. Blood panel? They'll draw blood. They'll draw blood and then send it to a lab. They're not going to tell me I have cancer. They could if you want to know. No. You don't want to know.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
I already had blood tests at my doctor's office. Did your doctor do a comprehensive cancer scan? Did prostate? Just looked in your asshole. That's all they did.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
They can do this incredibly comprehensive blood panel. They dig a lot of blood out, and then they send it to a lab, and they find out whether or not you have any. I have zero cancer. I was super happy. Because when they did it, I was like, ooh, I have the same feeling. I don't know if I want to know this.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Waiting for fucking. Start thinking about it. Start mind fucking yourself. Laying in bed at night. Like, what if I have it right now? What if I find out tomorrow I have four weeks to live?
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#2305 - Rich Vos
When I first got insurance, I had to get an AIDS test in the 90s. And I remember the doctor, I said, boy, I'm fucking real nervous about this. And the doctor said, are you gay? I said, no. He goes, do you do drugs? I go, no. He goes, don't worry about it. You don't have it. I go, really? He goes, yeah. I go, what about the fucking news? Yeah.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
The news is freaking me out where I'm scared to touch fucking doorknobs. Like, how come the news is saying that everybody's going to get AIDS? He goes, listen, no one's getting it other than gay people and people who are intravenous drug users.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Yeah, they thought it was contagious. By the way, that was Fauci, too.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Yeah. He's responsible for all that. Fauci was responsible for people freaking out about AIDS. Fauci was on TV back in the 80s telling people that children could possibly catch it from people. Yes. Yeah. Do you know the Dallas Buyers Club? Where they were limiting the medication that gay people could take? That was about Fauci. He was responsible for that.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
He was the one who pushed AZT on people back then. AZT was that chemotherapy medication that was killing people quicker than the cancer was. They stopped using it on cancer and they repurposed it and started using it on people that had AIDS. And it kills you dead. They were giving it to people that didn't even have any fucking symptoms. They had HIV. They had no symptoms. They'd given them AZT.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
They were dying in months. It was the only time ever in medical history where they were telling you to take a chemotherapy drug indefinitely. Every time you take chemotherapy, the idea is that it gets your body close to death but kills off the cancer. They were telling you to keep taking it. Just keep taking it. It's nuts. What they did is madness.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
If you read Robert Kennedy's book, The Real Anthony Fauci, it's all about that. And the beginning of it is all about the AIDS crisis and all the different things that they did that mirrors exactly what they did during the COVID crisis.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
They started using protease inhibitors and that really helped. The whole AIDS thing is very complex. It's very complex because the vast majority of the people that got AIDS were heavy drug users. Heavy drug users or gay guys who were experiencing a lot of different sexual partners.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Yeah, that's part of it. But it's also part of it you're destroying your immune system with fucking drugs. These guys were taking amyl nitrate and crystal meth and partying and not sleeping, just crushing their immune system.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Yep, that too. And then they would get them on medication that would definitely kill them. And then it was a crisis. And then everybody was running around scared. I was scared, too, until I talked to my doctor.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
And my doctor was like, don't worry about it. I was like, what about the news, man? I remember talking to this guy. He was a young guy. I was like, why is the news telling me? He goes, heterosexuals aren't getting this. Unless you're an interview drug user, don't worry about it.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
He was a major one. He was funny, though. Frankie was funny. I remember seeing him for the first time when I was an open miker in 88. Yeah. And he was just a wild dude. He was like one of the first guys I ever saw with tattoos, all these tattoos. And they're like, he does heroin. Everybody would tell you. Oh, really? That's heroin. When someone did heroin back there, and it was crazy. Like, what?
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Now think about how many people are hooked on opiates. Back then it was super rare.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
I had a buddy of mine who was a longshoreman. And he would tell me that this guy he would work with, and not just one guy, but one guy that he was working with that he was a friend, on his lunch break, get a bag of heroin, shoot it up in his car, sit there for a half an hour, and then go back to work. Yeah. Crazy. You can't do that with Freebase.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Chat GB2, the chemistry behind it, how it's made. For educational purposes only, not intended to encourage illegal activity. Bacon soda, I said you could do it. Cocaine hydrochloride powder with baking soda and water. Sometimes ammonia is used instead of baking soda, but baking soda is more common for crack. Heat the mixture.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
As it's heated, the cocaine bases separate from the hydrochloride and form solid rocks that float to the top. Cool and dry. This is like a recipe. Solid pieces. The crack rocks are cooled and hardened, then dried.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
I heard an Otto and George story once. He's working at a club in Jersey. I don't need to name the club. And he leaves the club with the owner's daughter. And they're headed into New York. And there's another guy driving the car. He stops off at Washington Square Park. picks up a bag of crack and starts smoking it in the car. And the girl freaks out and he says, the classic line, he goes, what?
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Well, he would make people pull over so he could go check on George. George is in the trunk. He would pull over and check on George. I think there's something to that. I think that dummy had a mind of its own. It might have been he had some weird personality disorder where he put a personality to that dummy. But that dummy, when that dummy would say things, you knew it was George.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
That's good. But you're supposed to talk to like the part of the fun of being a ventriloquist.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
The eyebrows would pop up and he'd get crazy. It's the banter back and forth.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
But that's the weird marriage between the club owner and the comic. You know, I used to tell comics, you know, we're not, every comic feels like they're battling it with club owners. Like the club owner's never given them enough money. The club owner's fucking them over, lied about it being sold out. It was definitely sold out. I want my bonus. That kind of shit.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Well, there's not even very many ventriloquist acts anymore. There used to be a bunch of ventriloquist acts. There was Willie Tyler and Lester, who was in L.A. There was a few. There was Vince D'Antonio and George from Long Island. You know what I think it was? It's like when one guy becomes really big, like Jeff Dunham. He became the man when it came to ventriloquists.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
And then he's so popular that nobody touches it anymore. Sort of like Carrot Top did that to prop acts. Yeah.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Like prop acts used to be. Remember when we started out? The fucking wood. Did you ever work with the wood?
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Oh, he had so much shit. Yeah. He had like a whole trunk full of stuff that he would have to carry to the club. Yes. But they don't have them anymore because Carrot Top became so famous as a prop act that everybody's like, oh, it's a Carrot Top thing. They just abandoned it. Like musical acts. There's no fucking musical acts anymore.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
But guys who have been around for a long time. They're legacy acts. There's no upcoming people right now that are musical comedians.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
There's a few magic acts still that work in California because of the Comedy and Magic Club. Oh, okay. Hermosa Beach. He used to have it where you'd have a magician mixed in with the comedy. Last time I worked there. When I started working there, I was like,
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#2305 - Rich Vos
And the nicest guy in the world. Yeah. I remember he pulled out like a Smokey the Bear doll. And he's like, only you can prevent forest fires. Shut the fuck up. And he punched the bear. It was so ridiculous. And then he'd move on to something else like it never happened. It's like it was what? He would... Kill. Kill.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
No sense. No sense. It was just maniacal. It was just crazy. It was crazy face and crazy eyes. But it was really funny. Like Carrot Top.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
But it's like most comics today are just comics. They just do stand-up. There's very little... All the variety stuff is gone.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Well, in the 80s, comedy was anything. There was no definition of it back then. Guys had pieces of paper they'd bring on stage and hold up signs. There was all kinds of weird shit.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
You don't want to be a club owner. You don't. You don't. I mean, I give that advice and I became one, but just by necessity. But I was like, this is an important relationship. You got to be nice to them. And so they respect you and you should because everybody in the beginning, you feel like you're ignored by them.
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#2305 - Rich Vos
Well, there was the guy from the Blue Collar Tour, Bill Engvall. Yeah. He had signs.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
The places with the strictest gun laws have the most violence.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
It's like you're having a party and you're like, oh, there's not a lot of people there. Sounds like I'll invite a bunch of people. Go to South Central.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
government to use propaganda against its citizens, which they were already doing in different ways through CIA and all that stuff. So it sounds like we can legally do it. You can't sue us now. How crazy is it that it's legal to lie?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Bring them in. But then you study, you study a lot of this stuff and it just gets into like, I think like this kind of like dark energy stuff, man. It's like, if you study like what they did to the native Americans, if you say what they did to the black community, they run the same playbook over and over again, which is take, take like, if you study the natives, right.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
They took, they killed all the Buffalo. Which took away all the jobs from the guys.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
It's nuts. And then, you know, the guys didn't, the males, the men didn't have jobs. Yes. And the women always had jobs because they had children and that was their job. And then you look at the black community. They did that exact same thing with the crack epidemic. They took away all the jobs. They flooded it with drugs. They locked up all the men, destroyed the community.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
And now you see that kind of happening in the bigger cities now where it's like, I was flying on this one airline, I forget what it is, and they were like, we're training only women now to be pilots. And I'm like, is that the best idea right here?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Yeah, they're just looking for stuff. Xenophobia, yeah. I think there's a bigger play, and it's divide and conquer, and these are plays in a playbook that they run to do this. For me, it's like study the Cultural Revolution of China, study the Bolshevik Revolution of Russia. Yeah. And I'm sorry, but people can think I'm crazy, but what the Nazis did to Germany.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
It's like these are playbooks to destroy these giant, powerful countries that you can't just invade because you'll get your dick kicked in. So you have to kind of destroy from inside. And I think everything you're talking about right now is of a playbook of cultural Marxism, that this is how you destroy from the inside. And like that Yuri Bevinov or whatever his last name is,
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Dude, I just saw another video he did where like, and the guy ruined it by putting up all these stupid pictures and it made it way more weaponized than it needed to be. But man, he breaks down how you break down society.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
To just manipulate energy in your mind and all that stuff to get you to believe certain things. We need to bring back shame. That's my opinion. Well, they have none. It's not going to work.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
There's a couple of videos, one of him sitting down and then there's one where he's giving a seminar and bro, he breaks down every single step and you go, that's happening right now. That's happening right now.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
It's so crazy to me. And I'm working on this bit right now because, like, everything in television is like Civil War. There's got to be a Civil War. There's got to be movies and... I'm like, between who? Like, the right and the left? That sounds like a curb stomping to me. It's like, you're going to have, like, the rednecks versus the furries. And, like, who's fighting here, dude?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
It's, like, ridiculous. And because, like, it's gotten so crazy that, like, you know, if you called somebody a fascist, that meant they were, like, taking away your rights. Now it's just your dad who watches Fox News. It's, like, so stupid. Racist. Get called racist.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
It's almost like a badge of honor at this point to be called these terms because it's just by annoying people who I don't like anyways. So it's destroyed this kind of fabric between our relationships between everybody.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
They can't. They can't feel anything. It's in their reptilian brains. Which is very, some weird shit going on right now with that.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
What's the play, like, play the tape out. What does that mean? Like, if you go, oh, this is white supremacy. What does that mean? Is he trying to say that they're stealing, like, their valor? Is that what they're saying?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
And to call him a racist, the whole thing's nuts. I love it, dude. I think the world before that event was crazy, bro. I think it's like Game of Thrones meets Harry Potter. It was the craziest thing ever. Everything... Even if you study the stuff that happened in the Bible and all these crazy things they say people did, I think all that stuff was possible before that.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
And it just wiped out this incredible civilization that was so advanced. And they could manipulate energy and they could do all this. Who built the pyramids? Maybe Nephilim. Who knows? Giants just lifting logs and putting giant bricks and putting them in there.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I don't know if they're actual reptilians, dude, but there is something going on that they are a group of people because they're all related, which is very weird. If you go back far enough, they're all related. If you study Obama and Bush, right? Because I remember when Obama was running, I was like, oh, change. It's going to be change. Hope and change. Hope and change.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Yeah. There's a lot of great YouTube channels that break this stuff down. Like my, on my lunch break and, uh, analog, I've had them on my show and they, he was telling me this story about how like they, they were drilling low and then they got to this and there was just giant, like, cavern, and they found, like, a whole civilization down there that was empty.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
And he talked about one time where they just kept drilling, and they just would find civilization on top of civilization, and they got low enough that they found, like... Like, in America, they found, like, Chinese writing low enough... Where is this? If you study these guys, they have these YouTube channels.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
It's On My Lunch Break and Analog, and they just break down kind of like something I talked about last time I was on here, which was Tartaria, but it's lost civilizations, how our timeline is completely fucked. It's not even real. There's people who think we're millions of years old, and we have these giant events that kind of come and reset us, but they dig deep enough. There's like
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Civilizations keep digging. There's another civilization over and over and over. We're just on top of giants, dude.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Well, it's almost like the Egyptians just kind of moved in and they were like, these are our pyramids.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
And then you start studying the Bushes and the Obamas, and their first ancestor, their common ancestor, is a Hinkley dude. Right?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Forget about then. Even if you go into these small kind of towns, you just go into like, pick any state, you go into a small town, their city hall is like the most beautiful building you've ever seen surrounded by trailers. And you're like, who was here? Who made that? Why'd they make that? And where'd they go?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
What? Yes. Their common ancestor is a Hinckley. And then when you realize that- Hinckley was related to Obama and Bush? And related to the Bushes had dinner with the Hinckleys the night before Reagan got shot. And here's the craziest thing. What? Yeah. Is that crazy?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Something, dude, you don't know. I mean, we don't know the technology.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I know. How the fuck? It's so crazy. They're building that, and now I drive through this country doing stand-up, and you see churches are in strip malls now, right? It's like you got a church right next to a Jamba Juice. Right. Nobody's building these amazing buildings anymore. Right. It's super sad, and it's also like, is it done on purpose to kind of make you raise your anxiety? Nah.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
That's fine. I don't think it's done on purpose. I'll go my way.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
That guy's crazy. You see that interview? Scary. Oh, man, when the woman interviews him. I did not say that.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
That scandal? Wasn't the thing that he liked to just watch his wife get railed? Wasn't that the whole story? Oh, I don't know. The doc at the end, or the mini-series on them was like, he would just love to watch her get railed? Maybe. It's crazy. I wouldn't be shocked. Yeah, I mean, you get that rich kid in the weird shit.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
No, dude. And there's actually interviews, dude, where he said, Uncle George told me to do it. Oh, Jesus. Didn't they just let him out? Yeah, and now he's doing like plain and coffee beans because he's put out an album or something like that. He's torn off it. But that's a crazy thing.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Yeah, it's kind of crazy, too, because I grew up in that era, and all that stuff kind of made me question the church and then question God. And then I just kind of go, oh, fuck. Because I've been spending some time with my friends. We kind of listen to Johnny Cash read the Bible.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
It's the best. How old was he when he read the Bible? I don't know how old he was, but it's very soothing. I'm going to be honest with you. I'm on this journey right now, but I've never sat down and read the Bible.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I don't know. Just don't say it anymore. Okay. Well, I'm going for a walk.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Say it. No, it's fine. I don't care. Nothing wrong with being on a spiritual journey. But I'm just trying to learn, right? Because I've been like a real knuckle dragger my whole life. Yeah. I'm trying to get into the higher vibrational, right? So I'm studying this shit.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Okay, not too old. It's the best. Not too old. Oh, wow. That's fucking great. And you just listen to them. And, like, I never sat down and read the Bible. I've never actually read what's in it. I've been always told what was in it. I never read it. And now to hear it actually read, which technically I'm not reading it either. I'm listening. But, you know, it's like it's really interesting.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Yeah, I love it. Because I can retain knowledge better listening than I can actually reading it because I just go, what did I just read? And I have to go back, and I'm the worst reader possible. It's a skill.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Well, I'm a crazy person, so my brain is thinking about a thousand things at one time. Welcome to the club. We're both comedians. I'm like an iPhone. I'm multitasking, doing a bunch of stuff.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
That guy's got a huge dick for always on coke. It's like he doesn't get coke dick. It's unbelievable. I'm sure he's digging Viagra too. It's a fucking hog for a dude on crack.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Yeah, he was a little off. He was like the one family member that was a little off.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Here's the craziest thing about that thing. The Hinckley that shoots at Reagan, he's the first one that can use the, I'm mentally not capable of defending myself. I'm too mentally ill. What's the law where you can... Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Because right around then, John Lennon was also getting assassinated, and his killer tried to use that, I'm not mentally capable thing.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Also the brother of the guy who was blamed for the Vegas shooting. Same playbook.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
It's crazy. And they just put it on your computer and then they rage you and then there's nothing you can do about it.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Because, you know, the weird thing about that, because there was this whole push, you know, about drag queens. Dude, I've been to drag shows. They're great. Personally, I don't think they need to be reading the kindergartners. That's just my personal opinion. Right. And now they all get a lot of them get busted having weird pass. Right.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
And the reason I do that is like whether it's the child sex changes and all that stuff, it's like most of the people pushing that stuff. OK, are in therapy for trauma that occurred to them as children. And now they're totally fine with traumatizing children with weird-ass shit. To me, kindergarten should be A's, B's, C's, adding up.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Drag queens seem like algebra to me. Really advanced shit that most adults don't even quite understand.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
They have people that rely on them, and then kids just have nothing. And they're very trusting of adults, too.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I couldn't agree more. It's like, what insane world are we okay with children cutting their dick? It just makes no sense.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Who killed John Lennon? Do we remember? What was his name? What was it? Dude, and I watched that whole story. Is there a rabbit hole to go down on that one, too? That's a crazy story, too. Because we had this kind of, there was two eras of assassinations where everybody was getting assassinated. Or they were tempted. Chapman. Mark David Chapman. Shot and killed Lennon.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
It's basically a wound that you got to put in. And at some point, that wound's going to not start smelling good because it's not meant to be there.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
And I just don't understand as a parent how you can't go, no, we're not going to do this. I don't understand why you would allow the thing that is the most beautiful thing in the world, your child, to go through that. I don't understand that because my whole thing is protect my children at all costs. As much as I can, I protect them as much as I can.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Bro. So he had that, what book did he have on the rye, what is it called? Catcher in the Rye. Catcher in the Rye. That's some MKUltra shit right there.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Yeah. But it's interesting because it's this thing we kind of see in society right now in our culture where they're trying to make outlaw shit mainstream. Like when I was growing up, there was always that story that there was a city in Colorado where everyone went to get transitioned and you went out there and that's where you did it. You didn't see it like centers everywhere. Yeah.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
For a long time, Colorado was the place where I always heard you went to go get your dick cut off and stuff like that. Right. Which is fine. Again, live your life. You know, when I was growing up in a small town, I don't think we had any trans. I think we had maybe one and they lived their life. And they live that outlaw lifestyle. Same thing with adult film stars, right?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Like, you know, I did The Naughty Show. I interviewed all these adult film stars. That was way before OnlyFans. And now, like, your secretary is an OnlyFans. And they don't understand the lifestyle that comes with being an outlaw, right? Which is, like, there's a reason why porn stars... The average age is like 38 years old, their lifespan, right? Is that real?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
There's people on YouTube that put together these in-memoriam adult film stars. They're all super young, and it's all like ODN suicide murder. It's not an easy lifestyle. There's certain people that are built for that, and it comes from trauma as a childhood.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
It's an outlaw lifestyle. It's the same thing with the trans stuff. They're trying to make it so the normies are doing it. They're not built for that. There's a certain kind of person built for that certain lifestyle.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Yes. Because all the porn was legal and it was all online. And it's tubes and you go into why is that a thing? Why is this porn all free?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
why is that that suggestion bar over there suggesting some weird shit to me like it just brings you deeper and deeper not only that you keep clicking on links and links put up ads yeah there's some banging out ad revenue left and right they were getting some straight like normal ads too like a f like a ford truck i once saw in porno which was like a really weird commercial before you're about to watch interracial gang bangs right it's like
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
And how many views they're getting. If you go to a video, it's got 3 million views. Why is that any different than watching a stand-up special that has 3 million views?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Yeah. It's really crazy. But the game changed. And I always think this is like kind of a... Here it is right here.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
You never know. Nice to believe in authors. The door guy at his apartment building was like a CIA, FBI spook. Jesus Christ. Yeah. They just load it up. When it's meant to happen, you don't get out of there. There's layers upon layers upon layers. That's why when you talk about any of these things that... Even when you talk about the Trump assassination, there's a lot of stuff.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Some of them are. I think there's this big thing where they're like, this chick made a million dollars. And then you study like what the average person makes. It's like $100. I saw this great meme where it's like you started OnlyFans, you made $10, but now everybody in your town knows you have pepperoni nipples. Yeah.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
So what was my point? My point was— The point is it used to be an organized kind of real industry, and now it's not that, and it's Wild West, and everybody's doing these— You know what's really weird, dude, is how similar comedians and porn stars business models are. They're almost exactly the same if you study it. Right. It's like we have podcasts. They have only fans. Right.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
My algorithm on Instagram, I hate it, dude. I hate it. It's all buttholes, dude.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I was at the airport flying here and like, I love children. Like, especially now I have kids, I've realized how magical they are. And like, you go to airports, you don't see kids like you used to when I was coming up. It's just, nobody's having kids anymore. At least that's what they're telling us. But so I'm there. Well, that's why we need immigrants, Sam.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
That's why we need to keep the borders open, Sam. I see that. Dude, even like- We need to give them money, Sam. Even Mexico's birth rate's going down. It's like Mexicans aren't having kids now? Dude, that's crazy. Is that real? Yeah. Like, dude, I saw this chart which stated like the birth rates of all these countries. It is not. The only place that's only down 20% in Jamaica.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Dude, we're entering our children of men phase, dude. I'm telling you, bro. Maybe. Nobody has kids.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Yeah, now everything's militarized and nobody's having kids. Welcome.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I go, that's a little weird. That's a really weird situation right there. Because if you study these high-impact events, it's kind of like that scene in John Wick. Do you know where John Wick, the hit goes out on him and he's in the plaza and now every assassin has a flip phone suddenly? They're all on flip phones. And it's like, boom, take out John. That's a high-impact event.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
That is so nuts to me. And you know what else is kind of crazy? What feminism has done. I think we're in big trouble. Our gene pool's in big trouble. Especially if you take a look at how many... There's so many OnlyFans. It's unbelievable, right? And that lifestyle...
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
When you're a gorgeous woman like that, that lifestyle that you start to go into OnlyFans, that kind of shuts certain doors in your life. And one thing that is going to happen is high-value males probably don't want an adult film star as the mother of their children. And these are like Viking bitches, right?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
You know, these big old juicy titties and all that stuff. They should be putting out super soldier kids. Right. But because these high value males don't want that, that's going to fuck that gene pool up. And then you look at college and you have these really smart, smart, smart, or I'll say intelligent, intelligent, intelligent women. Women don't want to have kids.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
So now you got the smart ones not having kids and the super built ones not having kids. It's going to be super devastating to the gene pool. It's going to get really weird, man. I think we lived through the best times, and I know every generation says that about the next generation, but I think we had it great.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I'd like to be a financial consultant to the strippers. I always wanted to do that, help them invest stripper money. Put a call on this, put a put on that. They must all have OnlyFans, right? Dude, they said like 30% of Miami is OnlyFans. What? Yeah, it's like some crazy number.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
That's like some crazy high number. That seems bonkers. 30% is a little high. I mean, but everybody's hot in Miami. I went to Dunkin' Donuts. I saw a chick working there. I was ready to leave everyone I love for, dude. I was ready, like... I will abandon everybody for those.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
It's the Latino San Diego and then San Diego is the white Miami. That's how it goes, dude. You go to Miami, you're like, you go to San Diego, you're like, you're so gorgeous and you're happy. What is going on here, dude?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
There's layers upon layers upon layers where you're not getting out of there. Like 9-11, JFK.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I get asked to audition for stuff all the time. I'm like, I'm done. I'm tired of going in there, auditioning for someone who probably couldn't do the role anyway, so I'm trying to impress them. And I can't act. I'm a horrible actor. I'm functionally illiterate. I can't write. I can only do one thing. It's talk mad shit, and that's it. I'm lucky to have a career doing that.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Thank God that's a thing. Thank God. Thank God that's a thing. At the right time, I just started podcasting with you and Redback.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I love Sixth Street energy. I love going there and just feeling the energy. It reminds me, dude, of like, you remember Hollywood Sunset Boulevard in like 98? When like Kobe and Shaq were crushing it with the Lakers and it was just chaos. And we didn't know how good we had it. And it was so much fun. And now that's all gone.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
My favorite. Listen, there's two times at the comic store that I loved. Obviously, when you came back and it was just fire and it was like every show is selling out instantly. But there was also that dead period at the store where it was like we could just go up and bomb with dignity and nobody cared.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
nobody in the or you were just eating a dick and you felt great about yourself because it was like towards the end of mitzi's like she was still in control but she wasn't like that was 2007 to 14. yeah it was just yeah that's when i was gone yeah no no it was right before you left too you were you were the i loved you you were the only one putting your name on the marquee still and you know you'd have these guys popping in doing an hour their name weren't on the marquee it was it was chaos man
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Says who? Says who? So I always appreciate you putting your name on a marquee because we got to perform in front of like packed crowds. But during the week, I remember I'd walk up, Steve Renizzisi still working at the cash register. And he's like, should I get a new job? You'd look in, there's like 10 people in the OR.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Yes. And I got in in 98 and it was, it was, I always said it's the purest comedy ever was because the inmates were running the asylum and you could just be, you could go do a set, do blow over there, have a great time, live your life. And it was such a blessing because everybody,
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Yeah, they replaced the sign. I'm like, so sad. It's like, dude, there was a bullet hole from Kenison. Why would you fix that?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
It dropped off again. And I remember when you came back, I remember I wasn't in town. It was a big event. And everyone's so excited, and the things just change, and it just became just fire there overnight. Overnight. But I always could tell whether you or Joey Diaz was on the lineup, because when you weren't on the lineup, the crowds were totally different.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
And I'm like, oh, Triple E's going to have to work tonight, dude. It's going to be a rough one. We're going to war. We're going to lose some soldiers tonight.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I felt like that at your club last night. Oh, yeah. I felt like that. Yeah. It was so funny because I came out and I did Kill Tony two weeks ago. And, you know, I took Tony on his first road gig. You can actually watch. There's a video on YouTube where I used to do something called Before and After. And I would interview, like, I'd take door guys on the road. I'd interview them before the show.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
And then I would interview them after the show because I know it was going to be chaotic. And you can see Tony's first gig he ever did on the road is on the internet. Wow. And now, you know, and I did like Kill Tony super early. So, you know, that's kind of how I thought the show was, how it was when it first started. So, you know, I call up Red Band.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I hit up Red Band and tell them, like, hey, man, my special's dropping. Can I come and do the show? They're like, yeah, come on. So I'd be telling people. I'm like, hey, dude, I'm doing Kill Tony. It's like I'm having a kid. Like I'm going to have a new child come into the world. People are like, I'm so happy for you. You deserve it. You're doing great. I didn't realize what I was walking into.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Bro, you should have come to Madison Square Garden. I don't know why I didn't go. I was like, Dana's like, why didn't you go? I go, we could have done that. We could have gone. I didn't even think.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I didn't even think to go. I was like, man. Why didn't I go? All my friends were there. I wish I talked to you about it. You should have went.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
But I'm there, right? I'm there. And I do kill Tony. And I just feel this freedom I haven't felt in a long time. There's a shadow in the cave in Hollywood of cancel culture, and people are just afraid. I mean, they're just afraid.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Dude, that's why I love you. You're such a word. You love the art. I've always felt that from you. You've always loved the art. And I've always totally respected that in you because you could have slide. And I know you like you fucking like you take a notepad and you write and you work those bits and you listen to yourself and you always, always like fine tune it.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
And that's why when you're special and you did live, which is fucking bananas. I loved it, dude. I was so happy for you because I know how much time you put into it. It's crazy.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Bro, it's so nuts because most people, people don't know this about specials, is most people record multiple shows so they can edit it together so they get the best representation. To go up there and like... Last night I did the smaller room in your club, and there was a couple moments where I flubbed some words, and I was like, don't crash the plane. Don't crash the plane.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Stay in the pocket, dude. You just flubbed a couple words. It's okay. And then you write it, and then you go. To do it live is crazy.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
How do you have time, bro? How do you keep all this stuff going? I got in yesterday and I wanted to text you, but I'm like, oh, dude.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
so busy I'm just gonna let him do his thing I don't my phone's constantly blowing up and I'm not even close to what I don't know how you keep everything going and not like it's it's amazing to me because I'm constantly like on the verge of like I'm just gonna fake my own death and disappear
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
It's so insane, dude. People have no clue how that hurts.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
heard that is and anyone who's ever shot a special has to be like that's insanity dude to do that because most people don't have the ability to do that and I respect you and I've always done that because you do have the discipline and you know now that I've gotten sober like that's what I work on is discipline you know the like the getting into a routine of going work out get this done and now I'm gonna be honest with you I always was a stage writer I mostly just wrote on stage tagged it and could remember it and get the time you
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
get the beats down in my head but now that like in november i'll be doing stand-up for 30 years i don't even most people are retiring from whatever they're doing at that time i still absolutely love stand-up comedy um so but now i've kind of talked about all the things i really used to get downloads dude like i would get downloads of jokes jokes would come to me fully formed and i would just go on stage and do them like i remember one day i'm i'm sleeping i just wake up i'm like oh
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
The seven stages of grief of shitting your pants, right? I just had the joke, like, right there, and it's like this. I did it on my special, and it's a great bit, you know? But now I've kind of tapped into everything. And I heard Doug Stanhope talk about this one time. Yeah. Where he's like, I talked about everything I cared about. Yeah, but you know what Doug told me?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I'm thinking about, I would love, I mean, December 9th will be four years. I'm so thankful for my sobriety. Stay sober. I do want to microdose during jujitsu, but that's about it. That's the one thing.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Well, it's like it's just my the point is, is like now I'm sitting down and writing and I'm like sitting down and I'll write. My goal is at night to do like 30 minutes of stretching, 30 minutes of writing and then 30 minutes of reading.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
If you can get one good bit a week, that's about five minutes. By the end of the year, you're going to be like five good minutes a month. You just got to get five good minutes a month.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
And then if you do that for two years, you can pull from 120 minutes down to a murder 60. Yeah. So that's what I'm working on now.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
And I'm trying right now to really work on taking my experiences and turning them into jokes instead of just doing observations, which is fine. But I'm trying to take experiences that I feel to make it as authentic as I can to who I am. And sometimes I could wander into some stuff where I'm like, I'm sure somebody already said that, but I'm just like, you know, it's authentic to me.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Like, I have this bit about, I almost OD'd on like a gas station boner pill one time. This is like a true story. Did you get it from Red Band? No. Just one day, I don't know why, I was at a gas station. I saw the Rhino 55,000. I'm like, give it to me. And I was up for three days straight, rock hard. And I'm like, I'm going to die.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I was up, dude, and I had jujitsu in the morning. I'm like, this is not good. Probably meth. But I'm probably like, I'm sure somebody might have talked about this, but I don't care because this is my experience. Yeah. And I am just going to write about my experience.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
That has to be along right up there with the guy who died in Mr. Hands. Like, imagine going to that funeral, dude.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I'm going to bid a dollar only because I think that... People are like, let's not tell them they died from a boner pill. So who's actually... Probably Viagra.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Yeah, it's like that pink cocaine where they're just like, it's just literally an everything bagel of drugs.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I did with that... I had... Somebody gave me a six zine. Is that a zine?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
They gave me a six. I was drunk driving, dude. I had to pull over, be like, just calm down. I like... Because they thought it'd be funny. I'm like putting... I don't feel anything. As I'm walking, I'm like... That's interesting. You felt like you lost your motor control? Oh, dude...
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
i i would if everyone in in aa didn't do zines or zines i would say i relapsed that's how how like all over the place i felt when i took this that's a big jump on a six six yeah yeah bro lucy's have 12s and there's a this is a what is this one here this might be an eight oh is it 12 1 12 No. I mean, am I going to get real? Is it tobacco? Just tobacco?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
You're going to pop a 12? Let's fucking go. Dude, I'll be throwing up in the corner.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
No, you don't have no pussy threes? I'm not a pussy. No pussy threes?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Okay. So if I just end up drooling by the end of this, you won't hate me?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Putting stuff in there to get you resolved. So who knows?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I feel bad for fighters because that probably happens more than we probably know, where they take a supplement, they've been told it's fine, and then they- That does happen.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
That's my girlfriend. Dana has a peanut allergy, so she can't even go anywhere near that stuff. And even if they cook, they can't cook it somewhere else because you never know how clean the plate is or whatever they're cooking on.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Can you believe they used to—I remember when they allowed smoking on a plane.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Which is hilarious because that kind of gets into with the COVID stuff. The plane has the greatest air filter system out there. So you could literally smoke in the front row and it didn't affect really far in the back.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I remember I was playing the club called Riddles in Chicago just outside. It's like, I forget what the city outside Chicago, but it was one of the last places that you could still smoke inside. And the stage was so high. So you would literally be like in the smoke. So here's people smoking on an airplane. That's so crazy, dude.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Like when they always announce this is a non-smoking flight, like where are the smoking flights?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Yeah, probably. This looks like a conversation. When did they ban it? When did they ban in-flight smoking?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Yeah, I call it Gorilla in the Mist because you couldn't see anybody in the crowd. You see images, like just black figures moving, dark, shady figures moving in this mist.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
You were contact high the minute your foot hit the stage. You were bonkers.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Toronto's got a great comedy scene right now. I just did a gig up there, and it reminded me a lot of your club. Dude, those kids don't care, bro. They'll say everything to anybody all the time. I'm like, How is this possible?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
How is anybody okay with that? How are people in the far, far left, right, the progressive left, which is like the last – I'd say like – 10% of the population, right? How are they okay with information being censored? No matter what your stance is.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
So my question to you is, you don't think it has anything to do with censoring information?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
You had to be meeting in basements to have conversations.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
This is a huge deal. And like this kind of fits into my whole belief about what the alleged kidnapping of the Michigan governor, which turned out to be a bunch of FBI informants. I saw the funniest meme and Ari was like, what is this meme? Oh, yeah. Fed, Fed, Fed, some autistic fuck, right? Right? It was so funny.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
And then you get into—so they took that guy who was running that FBI program and moved him over to January 6th. And he was in charge of that.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
So it's like I personally believe if you go, Sam, what do you think that's all about? I think those two events were to try to drum up support for the Homeland Security opening up a department of domestic terrorism in which they can label a U.S. citizen a domestic terrorist, which means all your civil rights go away. Right.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
And that's a big movement right now within the government to be able to take away your civil rights.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Or even pushing the whatever event they want to happen, kind of convincing, hey, guys, maybe we should go try to do this. This governor's causing some crazy... 12 out of the 14 people.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Yeah. Like, wait, you? What's your idea? Yeah, 100%. Do you guys remember that really weird case that happened either Utah or New Mexico where they found that compound, and then they were like, they basically discovered that According to the guy running the compound that they were training school shooters. What? Yeah. No. Yes. And then the case just got dismissed and sent away.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
And it's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life, dude, that they were training school shooters here. What was this? How long ago was this? This was like a couple of years ago, like three or four years ago.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
And then they just dismissed the case or the case just went away.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
And so what happened with this? The case gets like either dismissed or something like that. It's really weird. It's really weird.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Jesus Christ. This is what I'm telling you, dude. Everything is an intelligence trick, dude. Well, there's certainly a lot of intelligence tricks.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I took it out already. You took it out? Yeah, it was good. It was much better. Mild. It's mild. Perfect amount. Because I want to do it. I like this stuff. It sparks you up a little bit. Yeah, I like it. You smoke a little cigar every now and then? Here and there. My brother loves cigars, and my grandfather loves cigars. I just never got into it.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
The only time I ever smoked anything was if I was at a bar and a hot chick started smoking cigarettes. That would be my in. Hey, got a cig? And then I would just start slinging, right? Yeah. But I never really got in. Schlemming game. Yeah.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Yeah. It is weird. But it is the one thing I'm not into. Like, women can almost do anything, and I find it hot. Smoking is, like, one I'm just not into.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2218 - Sam Tripoli
And this is just like... But, you know, this is my whole thing. I always, you know, going back to the lizard people stuff at the beginning was like, if there wasn't this apex predator class... out there manipulating energy and manipulating people, how much chaos would be happening in the world?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
If you say the Malcolm X assassination, the guy, the guy who is giving him mouth to mouth at the end is, is a New York police officer that was so undercover that even like the New York police didn't know about it. It was this crazy, like secret group within the, they didn't even go through like getting their badges and anything like that.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2218 - Sam Tripoli
There always seems to be like, if you dig deeper, okay, there's an intelligence agent somewhere involved in that. Well, whenever you have money...
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Well, they approached him to do assassination. And he said, no, I won't do it. Like corporations wanted to assassinate, I think it was FDR. I'm not quite sure which the president was, but they approached him about basically doing a banker coup on the government. And he said he wouldn't do it.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
And it's so crazy to me, just hearing that, if you actually study FDR, he very much was a Wall Street puppet. He very much was in there doing their bidding, and he had all this crazy stuff with Pearl Harbor, connections to Hitler, all this crazy stuff that people never hear about. And it's super interesting to me that when he's seen as a puppet of Wall Street, they're also trying to take him out.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Yeah. So I just did an episode with a guy. He's called the dark journalist. That's the way he goes by. And he mind blown. Yeah. He was telling me like, yeah, all the people that you think were involved in the assassination of JFK, they were involved. The intelligence agency, multiple intelligence agencies, the Federal Reserve, a bunch of people.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
They were like separated early and then infiltrated all of these, these organizations. Like the guys who shot him were working with the FBI. The guy who's giving him CPR is a undercover New York PD.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
One of the groups that I never heard of was basically the space program. The people who ran the space program of that time were involved in it because Kennedy wanted to share all the information they had on UFOs and technologies with the Russians because he didn't want the Russians to think if they saw something weird in the sky, it was the U.S. and some kind of weird nuclear weapon. Yeah.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
And you think about back then, who was involved in the space station? Say with me, Nazis who were brought over. We discussed last time I was on the show. Operation Paperclip. Yeah. I don't think the Nazis lost. I think they just crip walked over here and set up shop.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
The only pushback I have on that, dude, is that if you're like, if it's some kind of thing where we're sneaking them over, they're bringing them over, like nobody changes their names.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Yeah, but Von Braun had his name, and he was on trial. Everyone's like, we got this Nazi over here.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
It's so crazy. They were all Nazis. So if you think about it, the Nazis hated the Russians. And he wanted to share all this information with the Russians. And they did not like that at all. And here's the craziest thing. I was like, oh, what do I want to tell Joe? Here's the craziest thing. I've had people on my show talking about this.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Like, there is a belief out there that the head of the power pyramid of intelligence agencies is NASA. Because if you think about this, it's the one thing that everybody wants to work together on. We're having this weird kind of nuclear standoff with Russians, but somehow, someway, we're all working on a space station together.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
That and Antarctica are the two things where everyone puts their differences aside. We're like, let's all work together. And it's like there is this real belief that the head of the snake of the intelligence agencies, which is like Mossad, CIA, MI6, is NASA Space Station. Is the NASA organization. Space administration.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Yeah. I mean, it's interesting to me because it's the one thing everybody works on. Even Antarctica is like, they're all in on this treaty. And then everyone's claiming a piece of Antarctica. And they all just work together even though they may not get along.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
You know, Sam, who runs the world? Who runs the world, Sam? Hand to God, sorcerers. Okay? I'm not even kidding. And it's... Sorcerers run the world. We're battering sorcery. And at the highest levels, this is my honest opinion, all the new tech, next generation weaponry is just hardwired mysticism, dude. It's like they've been working on this shit forever. For years and years and years and years.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Not just like years. We're talking centuries, if not thousands of years. And you take a look at weather manipulation, direct energy weapons, this reading my mind. They can wipe your whole mind of thoughts. It's all sorcery, dude. We are literally in a time where like...
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
holly berry's character in marvel universe we're doing that stuff uh dr strange stuff i mean we're doing all that stuff that we think is amazing in marvel comics our government has that technology what what elon musk puts out these these robots like hey how are you doing i think that's the flip phone of robots right now what darpa has is 40 50 years in the future
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Yeah, I think that's the slow rollout so we get used to it. I think what DARPA has, the real stuff, is way beyond that. And they slow roll it out to us over time. I'd believe that.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Yeah, 100. You look at Area 51, they're like, oh, look at this. It's this crazy base. That's not even the base. That is the smoke screen.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I just heard the craziest thing about Bob Lazar. What'd you hear? Like he got busted running a hooker, fucking. A brothel?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
The U.S. government. That's how they blew everybody up with those pagers.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Yeah, 100%. Is that what you call it? Yeah, it was 100. It's clandestine and all that stuff. Fucking wild move, man. What a wild move. And then you study where, like. Blow their dicks off. They could get any, like, they could have this thing listening to us. It's that. Oh, it's listening. It's that, yeah. The Buddha's listening to us. Believe me. This coffee's, that's where it's at.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
What do you think of Disclosure? Do you think there's some bad agents in it?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Bill Cooper thought that. He thought that they gave him documents so he would go out and tell people.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Do you think they give people information hoping they'll put it out? 100%.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I have a friend of mine. He's named Trevor. He told this story on my show about his dad worked at this like Institute in Chicago. And his dad was just like a handyman at the place. He'd fix stuff. Right. And well, one day gets a call to a level that he's never been before. And he goes, OK, I'm going down. So he goes all the way down. He gets in. It's like a weird, weird, like just a weird floor.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
It's like weird energy. He starts walking down the hall. He looks in. There's like animal experiments going on. His dad tells him this and his dad.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
dad tells him this way later on like he's doesn't have much time left in his life at this point so he tells him this story and it's um he said he says he sees some weird stuff with like monkeys going on a weird thing with a horse in in this thing so he keeps walking he's like what is going on here and he goes far enough right and he sees this there's just this room with this giant craft
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
And he's like in awe of this craft. And Trevor's dad tells him, I see something in there and it's like gray. I don't know what it is. And then all of a sudden this tiny green thing is like walking on the outside of this craft. And he goes, what the fuck is that? Suddenly, bang, guns are on him. It's security. What are you doing here? He's like, I just work here.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I was sent down here to just fix something. They're like, get out of here. What are we going to do with him? So he says that he has to agree never to tell anybody anything, right? But as his dad tells Trevor, every time he travels, he'll go to a random country somewhere. He'll get pulled in security. He gets put in a room, and these men in black come out. And sit down and go, did you tell anybody?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Did you tell anybody? And he's like, I haven't told anybody anything. And this would happen to him multiple times. And Trevor said his dad's not that creative, never would come up with crazy stuff like this. Told him towards the end of his life when it was coming to an end. So my question is, do they have him come down hoping that he'll start talking about this with people?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Well, he wasn't. He was like a maintenance guy that worked upstairs.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
So this whole thing with the men in black, too, there's this belief right now that maybe it's like... Because you see videos of them walking through walls. They're just astral projections. Have you ever seen videos where men in black just kind of show up anywhere, walk through a wall? No. Where are you getting these videos? Dude, the streets, dog. Oh, the streets. The streets. Twitter.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Possibly. Of course. Do you think aliens are from other plants? I think they might be angels and demons.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Who was I talking to? I was talking to some people last night at your club, and they were talking about how your phone knows exactly what time it is and what you tend to look at at that time. So when you flip it up, those are the apps that come up. They have you down on lockdown. Everything. Jeez. Yeah, it's crazy, dude.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
One of my favorite things to do on YouTube, I go down weird rabbit holes. I like to watch weird shit on YouTube. I love watching black people get their hair cut. I fucking love that shit. I don't know why. It's just entertaining. But one of my favorite things to do is watch a long-form math class.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Yeah, I don't know why, because it's... It's like you're watching an alien language. Yeah, so I watched this one video where it was like 17 lines of math. And then they get to the conclusion, and all I wrote was, I've never done this in my real life, ever in my life. I've never had to use any of this stuff, because it's so smart. And I love to just be like, this isn't how I use it in real life.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Like, I've been studying this stuff a lot, and this is the weirdest thing, is where everybody thinks I'm a crazy person. I don't. Thank you. Finally, somebody gets me. It got really lonely there for a while.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
They mention dragons in the Bible a bunch of times. They don't mention dinosaurs.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I think dinosaurs are dragons. That's what I think they were.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
He's like, guys, we need water. We need sandbags. And now they still think I'm crazy, but at least they're like, okay, he's right about everything, right?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I'll be in Florida. We'll be driving. There'll be like a dead crocodile ran aside.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
They're all the same to me. They scare the shit out of me, dude. People walk in their dogs and they just come up and grab them. And then the guy jumps in there and tries to save the dog. Florida people don't give a fuck.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Well, how about that guy who tried to save the shark? Do you see that video? What? Where he tries to save the shark on the beach, and he drags it in, and the shark just turns around and kills him. Oh, God. You can watch that video if you want to see it, dude.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Or how about that kid that jumped off his cruise into the water and it was shark-filled? Oh, God. It's like, what are you doing? What are you doing?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
It's getting crazy. It's just... Was the world always crazy? Yeah. And just social media has allowed us to see it in real time?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Yeah, so people have always been horrible. And his DNA's in like half of the people on planet Earth. He's just dropping, he's just slitting throats and dropping dick.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
And it's like, so if I get a text from him, you're right about everything. Where do you get your news from? I'm like, the streets, dawg.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Yeah, it makes me sad having to watch all of it. And then watching, like, the parties kind of, you know, you got these liberals now that are pro-war. It's like the weirdest thing ever, dude.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I tried to start a change.org to get us to help the Ukraine get their own Federal Reserve so that they can print their own money and we don't have to send them any more money, and I couldn't get anyone to sign it. It's like, join my Change.org. Let's have them print their own fake money so they can load up our money. Why do they need our fake printed up money?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Brian and I went on a tour. We did it with Steve Byrne and Dov Davidoff, and they told us about that, that the Afghanis, they see women for procreation, men for pleasure.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Yeah. The taking, not taking it if somebody doesn't want it is like a new thing, right? Like way back in the day. Yeah. Consent is a brand new Westernized thing. It's like sarcasm and consent are just Westernized things that most people don't understand. And then back in the day, it was just like savagery, dude. Savagery. Full on savagery. And you're never going to get these.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Like, I just had this guy on my show. His name's Jay Dyer. And he came on. He was talking about how basically British intelligence made all the borders of the Middle East. Like, they just created borders. Like these borders that we see is this Saudi Arabia, this is this, this is that. Those were made up by British intelligence. They just basically went in based on tribes.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
They said, okay, here, here, here, here. Because most of these people are just tribes. Like if you study like the history of Saudi Arabia. It is so nuts. It is so crazy. Because basically they were just nomads. And they discovered oil there. So the banking cabal comes in and goes, here's what we're going to do. We're going to set up an apparatus to extract this.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
And they just have to have all these terms. Made it up. Dude, I don't want to go too super deep, but it is crazy. You read this, you go, holy shit. Like, people, you know, you've had guests on here talking about how the British Empire didn't really end. That is the most true shit ever. They became bankers. They became bankers.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
And really, dude, I think America and Britain, our relationship really is master blaster. You know, right? We're just a big, dumb monkey. And they're just like, do this, do that. And that's really what's happening, man. If you study how the British intelligence infiltrated Islam, it's like all crazy stuff, dude. And they're everywhere, man.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
That's crazy, too. It's interesting because you know what the... The Smith-Muntz Modernization Act and stuff like that. It's almost like they kind of, in a weird way, just make it legal what they're already doing. What is that? The Smith-Muntz Modernization Act? The Smith-Muntz Modernization Act that Obama pushed through, which basically made it so it was legal for the U.S.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Even when they go in 9-11 where the Saudis were involved, that's really British intelligence.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
It's so crazy because he's super highly educated. And Brian Callen is a sweetheart. People don't realize that. He's almost to a point like he's a people pleaser where he just wants to make sure everybody's happy. A little bit of that. A little bit. And he kind of puts himself in some weird situations once in a while. But at the end of the day, he has a good heart and he means really well.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
And also demoralize them by getting them all hooked on heroin. Nobody comes out of Afghanistan the same. You go in there, try to tame that, you just can't do it. Nobody's tamed it. It's all just warlords.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Back to the sorcery, dude. I think a lot of this war that we see happening is about just erasing our history. Like, you remember when the Taliban were just shooting these giant, beautiful statues and destroying them? Erased. Erased.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
A lot of people think there's something, not a lot, but some people think that the weapon of mass destruction in Iraq is a portal. It's not really about a bomb. Yes. Is it a real weapon of mass destruction? Well, they go in. Where do they go? The first thing they do, you ask anybody, they go right into the museums. They start taking all the old artifacts from everything. They're wiping out.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Stargate. Stargate. So there's a lot of talk, like this whole thing with like, you know, like what are the plans after October 7th and all this stuff. I think the old gods are coming back, dog. I think the old gods want to come back and reign. And I think a lot of this is about bringing back- You mean like the Anunnaki? No, I'm thinking like the Zoyer asterism and stuff like that.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
If you study Zoyer aster- Like if you study- Dude, the weirdest thing, if you study like Statue of Liberty, that's a dude, bro. It is a cross-dresser. Really? Oh, yeah. Yeah. The Statue of Liberty is an old, old Zoroasterism god called Mithras. And you get into, if you study it, you can even study like the old- One at a time.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
It's a dude. Hmm. It's a drag queen. You sure? Yeah. Trust me. There it is. Like Mithras, dude. Let me see the face. That's it right there. That's Mithras. Damn, that doesn't look like a dude. The top one, that's Mithras. Look at the jaw. Yep. It does look like a good dude. So if you study, like, you know, who gave a Statue of Liberty? France, right?
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Old pagan. Look at the hands. Zoroasterism gods. Whoa. They're coming back, dude.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
If you study the French Olympics. Look at the arm and the hand.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Does he have breasts? Yeah, this guy came on my podcast named Christopher Knowles and he broke it all down. Where's the breasts? There's no breasts.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Look at that. On Instagram, it does breastfeeding videos. That fat tit right there.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Thank you, buddy. I love you so much. It's always great to see you. You've shown me so much love over the years, and I'm so appreciative of you, so thank you.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I have a special. It's dropping everywhere. I might put it on YouTube, but I got to beep the shit out of it because we go pretty hard on this. But if you go to like Twitter, Sam Tripoli, you go to twitter.com slash Sam Tripoli, or you go to Rumble. Rumble's been very nice to me. They featured my stuff.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
Twitter's great too, man. Twitter's great. Dude, me? I got 3 million views on one long time ago, but I never get that. They're not suppressed anymore.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
I have 124,000 followers, and I've had that for five years. Can't go above it. I had to post it 25 likes.
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#2218 - Sam Tripoli
It's crazy. And you can also go to SamTripleE.com. You can also find all my podcasts there. My Broken Simulation, Conspiracy Social Club, Cash Daddies, and what's my other one? You have so many podcasts. I just can't stop, won't stop. And yeah, go to my tour dates. I'm touring, working on a new hour. All right, my man. Appreciate you, brother. I love you, buddy. I love you, too.