Sam Tripoli

I'm 17-3 in traffic court.

I cross-examined the cops.

I was telling your friends I get out tickets all the time.

The craziest story ever is in 1999, I was hosting a bikini contest at the Key Club, because I have a problem with drugs and alcohol, and I'm sober now.

Mm-hmm.

So they're paying me in drink tickets and I'm completely and utterly blackout drunk by the time the bikini contest comes.

So it's like five hot, angry L.A.

chicks like Smoke Show L.A.

Hot and then one cute chick and the cute chick knows she's in trouble.

So the hot chicks walk up and down everyone's chairs, and then the cute chick goes and just basically pulls her pants down and shows everybody her magic.

And this was in 99 when seeing a girl's magic parts meant something.

It was like a spiritual moment.

Place goes nuts.

I'm so drunk I don't even read the paper.

I just announced that the girl who showed her her privates won.

Well, it turns out that the owner...

Of the club.

Had his girlfriend in it.

He rigged it for his girlfriend.

So he went nuts on me.