Sam Tripoli

So today I'm going to be a black man.

My name's Sam.

My name's Sam.

My name's Sam.

Bang, bang, bro. Sammy. The team is back together. Yeah, dude. Doing shows out of Red Band's house, you know, Ice House Cronkles. Team is back together. We're back. It's good to see you guys. Good to see you, man. I haven't seen a new place. Very impressive. You look great, bro. Thank you. You look great. I do jujitsu. I'm 52. Just getting murked by Mexicans. It's great. It's great.

Bang, bang, bro. Sammy. The team is back together. Yeah, dude. Doing shows out of Red Band's house, you know, Ice House Cronkles. Team is back together. We're back. It's good to see you guys. Good to see you, man. I haven't seen a new place. Very impressive. You look great, bro. Thank you. You look great. I do jujitsu. I'm 52. Just getting murked by Mexicans. It's great. It's great.

Bang, bang, bro. Sammy. The team is back together. Yeah, dude. Doing shows out of Red Band's house, you know, Ice House Cronkles. Team is back together. We're back. It's good to see you guys. Good to see you, man. I haven't seen a new place. Very impressive. You look great, bro. Thank you. You look great. I do jujitsu. I'm 52. Just getting murked by Mexicans. It's great. It's great.

fucking Mexicans in the valley of LA they're just I call them grizzly bear Mexicans they're huge dude and they got ham hocks for legs they're great and they're like you don't realize how many motherfuckers can fuck you up until you get into a jujitsu class you gotta get your kids in the martial arts everybody and nobody stops fights anymore

fucking Mexicans in the valley of LA they're just I call them grizzly bear Mexicans they're huge dude and they got ham hocks for legs they're great and they're like you don't realize how many motherfuckers can fuck you up until you get into a jujitsu class you gotta get your kids in the martial arts everybody and nobody stops fights anymore

fucking Mexicans in the valley of LA they're just I call them grizzly bear Mexicans they're huge dude and they got ham hocks for legs they're great and they're like you don't realize how many motherfuckers can fuck you up until you get into a jujitsu class you gotta get your kids in the martial arts everybody and nobody stops fights anymore

yeah everything's about that you know that that moment that going viral bullshit it's totally it's true yeah it's crazy so i i take them i get some taps dude i my first tap was a 14 year old kid but that's okay that's all right yeah you um you will always be my alex jones and i want to know are you can i hold on before we get into that can i tell you guys how much i love you yes okay when i had kids i had you know i was

yeah everything's about that you know that that moment that going viral bullshit it's totally it's true yeah it's crazy so i i take them i get some taps dude i my first tap was a 14 year old kid but that's okay that's all right yeah you um you will always be my alex jones and i want to know are you can i hold on before we get into that can i tell you guys how much i love you yes okay when i had kids i had you know i was

yeah everything's about that you know that that moment that going viral bullshit it's totally it's true yeah it's crazy so i i take them i get some taps dude i my first tap was a 14 year old kid but that's okay that's all right yeah you um you will always be my alex jones and i want to know are you can i hold on before we get into that can i tell you guys how much i love you yes okay when i had kids i had you know i was

I was old. I was 57 when I had my first kids and I get a call from Tom and he's like, I'm going to do you a favor. I'm going to get you a doula. I didn't even know what that was. He's like, I'm going to get you a night nurse and I'm going to get you for like two months. And you guys saved my life.

I was old. I was 57 when I had my first kids and I get a call from Tom and he's like, I'm going to do you a favor. I'm going to get you a doula. I didn't even know what that was. He's like, I'm going to get you a night nurse and I'm going to get you for like two months. And you guys saved my life.

I was old. I was 57 when I had my first kids and I get a call from Tom and he's like, I'm going to do you a favor. I'm going to get you a doula. I didn't even know what that was. He's like, I'm going to get you a night nurse and I'm going to get you for like two months. And you guys saved my life.

I had no clue what that was. But, bro, that saved my life. And it made my I was able to exist because I had twins, which is like a crazy thing to go from zero to two children. If you don't have kids, you ever waited tables. You want to know what it's like? It's like your section is slammed 24 seven. Everyone needs refills. Everyone needs bread. Everyone needs a diaper change.

I had no clue what that was. But, bro, that saved my life. And it made my I was able to exist because I had twins, which is like a crazy thing to go from zero to two children. If you don't have kids, you ever waited tables. You want to know what it's like? It's like your section is slammed 24 seven. Everyone needs refills. Everyone needs bread. Everyone needs a diaper change.

I had no clue what that was. But, bro, that saved my life. And it made my I was able to exist because I had twins, which is like a crazy thing to go from zero to two children. If you don't have kids, you ever waited tables. You want to know what it's like? It's like your section is slammed 24 seven. Everyone needs refills. Everyone needs bread. Everyone needs a diaper change.

You guys saved me. So... I decided I was going to do that for someone else. When Jody Miller had a kid, I got her a doula, got her a night nurse, and now she got someone else a night nurse. So it's all going forward. I love it. If you know somebody, get them a Mexican. Get them a Mexican.