Sam Tripoli

I was at the airport flying here and like, I love children. Like, especially now I have kids, I've realized how magical they are. And like, you go to airports, you don't see kids like you used to when I was coming up. It's just, nobody's having kids anymore. At least that's what they're telling us. But so I'm there. Well, that's why we need immigrants, Sam.

I was at the airport flying here and like, I love children. Like, especially now I have kids, I've realized how magical they are. And like, you go to airports, you don't see kids like you used to when I was coming up. It's just, nobody's having kids anymore. At least that's what they're telling us. But so I'm there. Well, that's why we need immigrants, Sam.

I was at the airport flying here and like, I love children. Like, especially now I have kids, I've realized how magical they are. And like, you go to airports, you don't see kids like you used to when I was coming up. It's just, nobody's having kids anymore. At least that's what they're telling us. But so I'm there. Well, that's why we need immigrants, Sam.

That's why we need to keep the borders open, Sam. I see that. Dude, even like- We need to give them money, Sam. Even Mexico's birth rate's going down. It's like Mexicans aren't having kids now? Dude, that's crazy. Is that real? Yeah. Like, dude, I saw this chart which stated like the birth rates of all these countries. It is not. The only place that's only down 20% in Jamaica.

That's why we need to keep the borders open, Sam. I see that. Dude, even like- We need to give them money, Sam. Even Mexico's birth rate's going down. It's like Mexicans aren't having kids now? Dude, that's crazy. Is that real? Yeah. Like, dude, I saw this chart which stated like the birth rates of all these countries. It is not. The only place that's only down 20% in Jamaica.

That's why we need to keep the borders open, Sam. I see that. Dude, even like- We need to give them money, Sam. Even Mexico's birth rate's going down. It's like Mexicans aren't having kids now? Dude, that's crazy. Is that real? Yeah. Like, dude, I saw this chart which stated like the birth rates of all these countries. It is not. The only place that's only down 20% in Jamaica.

They're still dropping dick. Nobody else is.

They're still dropping dick. Nobody else is.

They're still dropping dick. Nobody else is.

Dude, we're entering our children of men phase, dude. I'm telling you, bro. Maybe. Nobody has kids.

Dude, we're entering our children of men phase, dude. I'm telling you, bro. Maybe. Nobody has kids.

Dude, we're entering our children of men phase, dude. I'm telling you, bro. Maybe. Nobody has kids.

Yeah, now everything's militarized and nobody's having kids. Welcome.

Yeah, now everything's militarized and nobody's having kids. Welcome.

Yeah, now everything's militarized and nobody's having kids. Welcome.

Yeah, it's really sad, dude.

Yeah, it's really sad, dude.

Yeah, it's really sad, dude.

Catastrophe. Everyone's watching eel porn.

Catastrophe. Everyone's watching eel porn.