Sam Tripoli
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Like, if you fuck a tranny and you have to go through an existential fucking crisis, you gay.
If I go to bed with a lady and I wake up, it's a dude, you know what I do?
I give you a fist bump and I say touche.
Thank you so much, thank you.
I didn't know how far to go with that joke.
Like, should I just keep going?
Just like, no, not now, but I mean, not now, but I mean, like, I don't know, yeah, I didn't know what the end of that joke is.
I was just feeling it out, like, there was no end.
Like, it's not a sit-down art, you know?
Because always the stuff that you write down, you think you're like George Carlin, you know?
And then you try it on stage, it always bombs.