Sam Tripoli
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But there's like two chicks in there, couldn't weigh more than 100 pounds, beating the shit out of everybody.
And I'm like, you need a cyborg type chick.
If you're going to have somebody like Bill Ness.
Yeah, just flatlining dudes.
Cyborg is like the Wilt Chamberlain of female MMA where you could drop her 20 years in the future and she'd still be murking people because she's that well built and she's that skilled.
But that's who would be doing it.
Not like 100-pound women.
If I was a henchman, I'd be like, I'm running.
I used to have a joke about Keira Knightley in Pirates of the Caribbean.
She's, like, fighting everybody.
I'm like, the only thing that chick's fighting is anorexia.
You know what I'm saying?