Sammy Blumenthal
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Hey, guys. Hey. This year, I became a mom. Yeah, thank you. Thank you so much. I've been trying to breastfeed, and he's having a really hard time latching. I just wish someone told me that would happen before I got the dog. I have a German Shepherd, which is really empowering as a Jewish woman. I named him after my late great-grandfather, 017694. Thank you. Thank you. I love my dog.
He just is really particular, like, especially when we go outside. He takes so long. I'm like, come on, is this your spot? Is this your spot? Poop for me. Is this your spot? Is this your spot? Now I know how my ex felt every time he tried to make me cum, you know? It might take a long time. But now I get it, though. I get it. I understand his perspective.
So now when I try to get him to go quicker, I just go, shh. take your toy, close your eyes, and pretend I'm literally anyone else. And he poops immediately. There it is.
A little over a year now.
Last December, and then it aired, it was like six weeks, and then it aired in January. Six weeks. Yeah, five or something. There was like two recordings on a Monday and two recordings on a Tuesday, so it just took a while for it to come out.
Takes a long time, you know what I mean?
I am a dietician, but I took a year off. I was teaching preschool for a year, and I just had my last day on Friday. What made you do that?
Yeah, no, it is hard, because I definitely focus on, rather than weight loss, which is a common thing that people ask me about, I focus on our relationship with food and building and healing our relationship with food and body. Let me introduce you to my friend Red Band here.
Yeah, so we did do this last time. Oh, we did? Wow.
Oh my God, from... How much weight?
So that's the thing, I don't focus on weight. That's what I'm trying to say.
Okay. That's why I took a year off. I couldn't help people lose weight. I don't know. But my greatest accomplishment, I think, is like, my favorite thing is like when a woman goes to the store and feels confident just like picking out a size. And it's not that like, it's like our body is not meant to fit clothes. Like our clothes are meant to fit our body.
Thank you. His name is Topher. This is him. I got a tattoo of him.
I wanted to get it before he died so I could show him, you know? Like, I just felt like it would be sad to get it afterwards. Like, he sees it all the time. I don't think he knows what he's looking at, but... Okay.
I love my dogs. I love him. People think that I love him too much.
You know, I take him everywhere. He comes with me everywhere. Comes what?
Red man on fire tonight. Does he ever get a little red rocket? Oh my god, no. No, it's not little. It is the biggest dick I've ever seen.
No, if this mic was purple. Oh, it's dark. You got a black dog?
Woof, yeah. There you go.
No, that, I'm so confused.
Sorry. Okay. I'm sorry.
I mean, he loves when I use a shower in the oven. You know what I mean?
It happens when I come home. He gets really excited when I come home.
He can get to the bottom of things. Yeah. What are my relationships like?
That was just being out.
Well, here's the thing.
No, it's not long. I'll summarize it. Okay. I think I'm a little gayer than I realize.
Thank you for your support.
Yeah, so I remember being in like fifth grade and I was looking at the clock in whatever class I was in and I just asked myself like, do I like girls? I don't know. It was like the first thought in my head.
I don't know. That's just what I remember I was looking at when I was asking myself that. I feel really vulnerable and my body feels uncomfortable right now as I'm talking about this, but that's okay. But then every relationship I've been in with a man, in the back of my head, it's like... I don't know what a relationship with a woman is like. I do not know.
So, no, so the first time I... went down on a lady.
What does that look like, though? I still don't know what that looks like.
I threw up. So, I don't know.
How did we get there? Yeah, I did do that.
We were just hanging out at her apartment.
Yeah, I knew her since I was 12 years old. Perfect. Yeah.
You don't have to apologize. It's okay. No, we were just, like, hanging out and talking, and, like, it was like, oh, this feels, like, this feels safe. Like, feeling safe during sex is an important thing. So if you learn anything here today, make sure you feel safe. During sex.
Keep going. So we were kissing and it felt nice. And then I was like, oh, can I go down on you? You went straight to that?
So this is real, like, this is really what happened, okay?
So at the time, at the time, this is... Okay, so... I was in a relationship with a guy during the time and we said, no, stop. And he said, we decided to be like in an open relationship, okay? And so I felt uncomfortable doing it because I didn't tell him where I'd be before. But I was on the show last time and I told you a story that I got home and I saw videos of my ex sucking dick.
while wearing my clothes. That's right. I remember that. Oh, you tried to out-gay him? I was just trying to out-gay him. But that's like context to the story.
Well, my friend who's a girl.
And girl things. And then, no, but I think I threw up because I felt. Take a, hold on.
Say like three minutes and then I vomited.
I need feedback. If you are silent while we are being intimate, I will leave. I need to know what is going. I need communication.
I don't, I just, yes, we're talking. Like, we're having a conversation.
Sometimes, but then I need you to elaborate. What? I need you to elaborate. Like, because the thing is, is when I've been in, like, a sexual experience and I'm making sounds, sometimes it's, like, performative. You know what I mean? It's like, and I'm also a woman, and I've been, I mean, yeah, I've been, yes, I'm a woman.
Yes, because I know what it's like to be a woman, and when a man's down there, it's just like, mm-mm, and I'm hating it, and I'm not speaking up for myself. You know what I mean? Clap for that.
Okay, so I'm down there and I think I just started thinking about my relationship situation and how uncomfortable that I was in that situation and how I feel uncomfortable in this situation. So what ended up happening is that I just threw up.
No, I did get up and go to the bathroom.
She was asking, like, she was checking in on how I was feeling.
But I did feel bad because that was her first experience. And, like, I don't know.
She's beautiful. Like, she's lovely. Just hold her profile picture. Hold on.
No, stop it. Oh, I thought you were showing.
Yes, she's gorgeous. She's stunning.