Sammy

And I would be willing to add a bit to it, like Sandlin, a guy with a... That's very generous of you.

Right, and if that's why you say no, then, like, I think your priorities are out of whack.

And then why was he available?

Why was he in trade talks for months?

Well, they said they're pulling him off.

If they said they're pulling him off the market, that implies that he was on it.

Okay, I have an out-of-the-box name, and it's probably not going to happen, probably not even available.

Give me the team.

Robinson Cano.

Houston.

Gordo, you might know who I'm talking about.

No, no.

No, but we did talk about Peña on playtesting.

No, I'm talking about Jordan Alvarez.

He's DH if the Red Sox are open to putting him at DH.

Gordo, you want your power bat?

You want a big boy?

That's one.

If he's available, and the only reason I think he might be available, and this is a low percentage, but there's a shot, is the Astros have a big-time logjam with their position players all around the infield, which means if the DH spot is open, maybe it works out.

And that's how they offload Jordan, who's had injury problems.