Sammy

He wants the glory.

He's going to get another suspension and tie Henry Mejia for the most suspensions.

And then he'll be famous.

He's playing chess, not checkers.

I think that's a good one, Gordo.

Tommy Pham to the Braves.

When I was looking at fits for him, I was trying to find a team that was borderline contender that could give Tommy Pham at bat.

So my first thought was the Texas Rangers, but they just signed Andrew McCutcheon, so I'm crossing them off.

Next best guess, if I'm not going Braves, for the sake of...

you know, being diverse with our picks.

I'm going to go with the Arizona Diamondbacks, a reunion for Tommy Phan with Arizona.

They're dealing with some injuries in the outfield.

They have Corbin Carroll with the hamate bone.

That's the in vogue injury right now.

Right field is kind of up in the air with Barossa, Pavin Smith, left field, Lourdes Gurriel.

Eh, depends how you feel about him.

Barossa could play there too.

Tim Tawa, um,

Maybe DH as well.

I think Tommy Pham could get at-bats for Arizona, and then they either keep him if they're contending or they flip him at the deadline.