Sandi Toksvig

I was, what?

I didn't know what was happening.

And I think Alexi was hosting that night, and Simon and I went on and did the thing.

Anyway, they have a list in the current incarnation of the comedy, so they have a playlist from that night of all the people who performed.

And for me, it says Simon McBurney and Sandy with a Y, which is not how I spell my name, and no surname.

It looks like he came on with his dog.

I just think, wow, that's how I'm going to be remembered.

Simon McBurney's dog.

And Emma Thompson did sound effects for us.

I think it was her finest moment in show business.

We had one of those football rattles, for reasons I can't recall, used for comedic effect.

I don't know if you know the Daily Mail here.

Oh, yeah.

Don't.

I'm just going to say don't.

I, I, by then I had three small children and I just decided to out myself rather than let the Daily Mail do it.

And, uh, we went and did an interview with the Sunday Times.

And as far as I am aware, there was no other out woman in entertainment, 1994.

I mean, you mentioned Miriam Uglies.

Miriam didn't come out until many years later.