Santa Claus

Wait. Are you talking about me? I've roasted all the chestnuts, killed all the Christmas geese. But it's been so monotonous, delivering world peace. Suddenly threw your eyes a brand new view. Who knew Christmas needed a Jew?

I've whistled all the carols that could ever have been sung. Chimneys I've been sliding down have given me black lung.

I've whistled all the carols that could ever have been sung. Chimneys I've been sliding down have given me black lung.

I've whistled all the carols that could ever have been sung. Chimneys I've been sliding down have given me black lung.

Look, I no longer have the soot flu. Who knew Christmas needed a Jew?

Look, I no longer have the soot flu. Who knew Christmas needed a Jew?

Look, I no longer have the soot flu. Who knew Christmas needed a Jew?

Oh, that's all right. I'll bring all the jolly.

Oh, that's all right. I'll bring all the jolly.

Oh, that's all right. I'll bring all the jolly.

We fit together perfectly, this Hebrew and this goy. You lit up my yuletide log and it's burning bright.

We fit together perfectly, this Hebrew and this goy. You lit up my yuletide log and it's burning bright.

We fit together perfectly, this Hebrew and this goy. You lit up my yuletide log and it's burning bright.

A holly jolly mitzvah, yes, it's true. Who knew Christmas

A holly jolly mitzvah, yes, it's true. Who knew Christmas

A holly jolly mitzvah, yes, it's true. Who knew Christmas

Christmas feels different. Something feels new. The snow is whiter and so much brighter. And it's all because of you, Noel.

Christmas feels different. Something feels new. The snow is whiter and so much brighter. And it's all because of you, Noel.

Christmas feels different. Something feels new. The snow is whiter and so much brighter. And it's all because of you, Noel.

I've roasted all the chestnuts, killed all the Christmas geese. But it's been so monotonous, delivering world peace. Suddenly threw your eyes a brand new view. Who knew Christmas needed a Jew?