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Santa Claus

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290 total appearances

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Table Read
The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2

Santa is not real. Okay? He's not. Christmas is about Christ, not some mythical pervert pulling peonies once a year. No respectable adult lets their kid believe and believe and believe. And then they're in college and they still believe. And then infantiles... Infantilizes. Thank you, yes. God damn it, I knew that.

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2

And then they're in college and they still believe and it infantilizes and emasculates them till there's nothing left.

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2

And then they're in college and they still believe and it infantilizes and emasculates them till there's nothing left.

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2

And then they're in college and they still believe and it infantilizes and emasculates them till there's nothing left.

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2

Well, I don't make nice sweaters cause I'm not a sheep. And I won't be fooled twice. Now you're gonna go and tell me the truth or I'm gonna make you wish the yarn you're spinning is long enough to hang yourself with.

Table Read
The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2

Well, I don't make nice sweaters cause I'm not a sheep. And I won't be fooled twice. Now you're gonna go and tell me the truth or I'm gonna make you wish the yarn you're spinning is long enough to hang yourself with.

Table Read
The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2

Well, I don't make nice sweaters cause I'm not a sheep. And I won't be fooled twice. Now you're gonna go and tell me the truth or I'm gonna make you wish the yarn you're spinning is long enough to hang yourself with.

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2

Bite the bullshit, Bernie, because I'm not saying this again. Santa is not real!

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2

Bite the bullshit, Bernie, because I'm not saying this again. Santa is not real!

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2

Bite the bullshit, Bernie, because I'm not saying this again. Santa is not real!

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2

We've got a 32 PC. We're gonna need backup. Officer down!

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2

We've got a 32 PC. We're gonna need backup. Officer down!

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2

We've got a 32 PC. We're gonna need backup. Officer down!

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2

Bingo! You melted my snowballs.

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2

Bingo! You melted my snowballs.

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2

Bingo! You melted my snowballs.

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2

On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen, on Comet, on Cupid, and Donner, and Blitzen!

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2

On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen, on Comet, on Cupid, and Donner, and Blitzen!

Table Read
The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2

On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen, on Comet, on Cupid, and Donner, and Blitzen!

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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2

I'm so sorry!