Santa Claus
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Santa is not real. Okay? He's not. Christmas is about Christ, not some mythical pervert pulling peonies once a year. No respectable adult lets their kid believe and believe and believe. And then they're in college and they still believe. And then infantiles... Infantilizes. Thank you, yes. God damn it, I knew that.
And then they're in college and they still believe and it infantilizes and emasculates them till there's nothing left.
And then they're in college and they still believe and it infantilizes and emasculates them till there's nothing left.
And then they're in college and they still believe and it infantilizes and emasculates them till there's nothing left.
Well, I don't make nice sweaters cause I'm not a sheep. And I won't be fooled twice. Now you're gonna go and tell me the truth or I'm gonna make you wish the yarn you're spinning is long enough to hang yourself with.
Well, I don't make nice sweaters cause I'm not a sheep. And I won't be fooled twice. Now you're gonna go and tell me the truth or I'm gonna make you wish the yarn you're spinning is long enough to hang yourself with.
Well, I don't make nice sweaters cause I'm not a sheep. And I won't be fooled twice. Now you're gonna go and tell me the truth or I'm gonna make you wish the yarn you're spinning is long enough to hang yourself with.
Bite the bullshit, Bernie, because I'm not saying this again. Santa is not real!
Bite the bullshit, Bernie, because I'm not saying this again. Santa is not real!
Bite the bullshit, Bernie, because I'm not saying this again. Santa is not real!
We've got a 32 PC. We're gonna need backup. Officer down!
We've got a 32 PC. We're gonna need backup. Officer down!
We've got a 32 PC. We're gonna need backup. Officer down!
Bingo! You melted my snowballs.
Bingo! You melted my snowballs.
Bingo! You melted my snowballs.
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen, on Comet, on Cupid, and Donner, and Blitzen!
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen, on Comet, on Cupid, and Donner, and Blitzen!
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen, on Comet, on Cupid, and Donner, and Blitzen!