Sarah Hagi

And I need to hold space for one woman in particular who truly had the best, most understated, stunning, stunning outfit of the night. Who?

And I need to hold space for one woman in particular who truly had the best, most understated, stunning, stunning outfit of the night. Who?

That is not an Oscars dress.

That is not an Oscars dress.

That is not an Oscars dress.

And I don't think it's an Oscars dress, okay? It's a little uchi mama. Oh, don't shoot the messenger. It's a little messy.

And I don't think it's an Oscars dress, okay? It's a little uchi mama. Oh, don't shoot the messenger. It's a little messy.

And I don't think it's an Oscars dress, okay? It's a little uchi mama. Oh, don't shoot the messenger. It's a little messy.

But not even turning into the same thing. I think the thing about Olivia Rodrigo's dress is that she just looked so like, it was just perfect. There are no notes. There are not too many elements. I thought there were too many elements last night in all of these dresses.

But not even turning into the same thing. I think the thing about Olivia Rodrigo's dress is that she just looked so like, it was just perfect. There are no notes. There are not too many elements. I thought there were too many elements last night in all of these dresses.

But not even turning into the same thing. I think the thing about Olivia Rodrigo's dress is that she just looked so like, it was just perfect. There are no notes. There are not too many elements. I thought there were too many elements last night in all of these dresses.

And actually that reminds me of Queen Latifah. Queen Latifah is never caught not looking her best.

And actually that reminds me of Queen Latifah. Queen Latifah is never caught not looking her best.

And actually that reminds me of Queen Latifah. Queen Latifah is never caught not looking her best.

He took Billie Eilish's hat. He said, give me that. He's like, give it to me now.

He took Billie Eilish's hat. He said, give me that. He's like, give it to me now.

He took Billie Eilish's hat. He said, give me that. He's like, give it to me now.

No, I would die for her. I would die for her. But what do I always say about her? That she is 45. She is 45 and 16 and freshly 21 and also 64. Like she's all those ages at once. Queen. I like Chapel's first dress. I didn't like her little clan hat thing. That was a mess. The dunce cap she was wearing up on stage. Don't call it a clan hat. What would you call a tall hat that's pointy? You got me.

No, I would die for her. I would die for her. But what do I always say about her? That she is 45. She is 45 and 16 and freshly 21 and also 64. Like she's all those ages at once. Queen. I like Chapel's first dress. I didn't like her little clan hat thing. That was a mess. The dunce cap she was wearing up on stage. Don't call it a clan hat. What would you call a tall hat that's pointy? You got me.

No, I would die for her. I would die for her. But what do I always say about her? That she is 45. She is 45 and 16 and freshly 21 and also 64. Like she's all those ages at once. Queen. I like Chapel's first dress. I didn't like her little clan hat thing. That was a mess. The dunce cap she was wearing up on stage. Don't call it a clan hat. What would you call a tall hat that's pointy? You got me.