Sarah Jane

That's every week in kindergarten when you had to give news and you had nothing to talk about.

What's the factual history that we know?

Do we have a set of facts that are a bit more tangible than that?

So, we know who's born in 1911.

Stories never started so red hot, basically.

Just, I love that I thought this was going to be about Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman.

Like, this is wild.

No, no.

We can already get a sense of who Hubbard was as this young adult.

Again, someone who's kind of like prone to failure, but also inclined to rewrite.

Rewrite being a really generous word, to rewrite that history.

Yeah.

Wherever he found possible, essentially.

I also just love it.

Like, we always joke.

No, but that's the joke, right?

We come in here as chronic oversharers and as extroverts who love to perform at a social gathering, we always joke like adding GST to a story, right?

Absolutely not.

Our personal headlines, I'm like, oh, how can I just add my mayo to this to make it a bit more fun for a Tuesday morning before the heinous news cycle?

This is not what we're talking about.