Sarah Koenig

He's got indecent exposure charges, to borrow a phrase from Andan's defense attorney, under circumstances that Bazar does not even begin to define.

Mr. S is arrested May of 94 for running about naked in a residential neighborhood.

Two years later, March of 96, he's spotted wearing a hoodie, sunglasses, white sneakers, and nothing else.

The officer writes, the Southwestern District has received numerous calls for service in the past three years to this area for the same incident, same description.

Past three years.

The officer chases down Mr. S onto I-95.

Mr. S jumps some chain link fences, the kind with razor wire at the top, ends up in the hospital.

It gets worse, or better, depending on whether you enjoy police reports as much as I do.

December 7th of 1998, so barely two months before Mr. S. finds Hay's body, there's this.

At around noon, during what I have to imagine is Mr.

S.

's lunch break, a lady named Margaret is driving along, and here's the report.

Quote,

And this lady, Margaret, is a police officer.

In uniform.

She chases him, but he runs down into the metro stop.

Margaret finds his work clothes in a pile and takes them.

Which means, unless Mr. S has a second outfit stashed someplace, he is riding back to work in the altogether.

And there's another twist to this incident.

The same day he flashes Margaret, so December 7th, 98, Mr. S. files his own police report.