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And it does sound like quite a fun job, but actually it's just the guy that comes and seals everything and then tells me again I can't shower for two days because the mastic has to dry.

But Mastic Beach.

It's not great.

Presumably Little John versus Big John.

Yes, actually, that is his nickname.

Now, you'd expect, given this, that Marilyn and Linda would probably be quite good friends, right?

You've made somebody your child's godmother.

Your child spends a lot of time hanging out with her.

But that's not quite the case.

because Linda and Marilyn clashed bitterly over Katie, with both of them insisting that they were her true mother.

Marilyn claimed that she'd initially just dropped Katie off at Linda's when she was a toddler for a few hours of babysitting, because she had to work.

But, according to Marilyn, Linda grew possessive and refused to give the baby back.

Linda, on the other hand, insisted that Marilyn had continuously palmed Katie off on her because, according to Linda, Marilyn was lazy and just couldn't be arsed raising her daughter.

Whatever the truth, for the next nine years, Katie yo-yoed between the two women, spending long periods of time living with Linda and her husband, a man named Salvatore Sal Illegheri, in the neighbouring town of Bay Shore.

It was a confusing domestic arrangement, and the more the police dug into it, the weirder things got.

No.

Because Linda and Sal rarely ever left the bedroom.

And I don't mean that in that they're like... Yeah.

Yeah, it's not in that kind of a way.

No.