Savage

I've never wanted to change a shit-filled diaper.

Right.

Will I?

I will.

You've never wanted to change a shit-filled diaper either.

You do it.

I will also do it.

If you'd like me to stop watching these three children to go take care of that one child, I will do that.

When you watch these three children and I will go change the shit-filled diaper.

But I was over here.

You were over here.

And if you would like me to...

give me just tell me yeah yeah pretty easy girl i will yeah that's the thing is because women are like hey do you want to do this and that's a very midwestern thing i think that's a female thing where it's like when i'm just saying like in general like in the midwest somebody will pose it like as a question like that so that gives you the out if you want to because if anything we're we're mostly polite people yeah it's uh

Because I love you.

And you asked me nicely.

I would love to do you a favor.

What is it?

And then they come with something off the wall.

You go, that's not a favor.

That's a felony.