Savage

Yeah.

Well, you can actually get it wet now because you don't have a Dunlop.

Body juice.

No, a Dunlop.

Dunlop?

Yeah, when your belly dunlopped over your dick.

You used to have a dicky-do.

You know what that is?

When your belly stick out further than your dicky-do.

She's actually, the only way he could sexually satisfy his wife is by her grinding on his huge beer belly.

Fucking.

Like it's a fucking pillow when she was 15 years old.

I was waiting for the door in the office to open on my wife just to be like, what the fuck?

It all depends on how deep my wife is into some conspiracy theories on her phone, whether she can hear me or not.

remember what okay so when the show first started i was always talking about like my height yeah and if i eventually the guys would start to make fun of me because i would talk about how tall i am all the time or at least i would mention it like in a story yeah and and then i and they were like one day we were talking like why do you fucking do that and i was like because i know when people meet me they're the first words out of their goddamn mouth is going to be oh my god and

how fucking tall are you?

And I'm like, and I tried to try to cut that off at the fucking pass.

And then, and then how many shows were we at where somebody would run up to me and be like, Jesus Christ, you're fucking big.

Like, yeah, motherfucker.

Like I tried to tell you, yeah, we get it.