Scaachi Koul

Oh, that's right. Excellent. Everybody in this story is nuts. Yeah.

Oh, that's right. Excellent. Everybody in this story is nuts. Yeah.

I would just start screaming. Like, I would, like, full-throated, like, screaming, like, there's a man in my house! Like that. And just see what people do. Just cause chaos. Yeah. And then while everyone's panicking, that's when I start the fire on the couch. Set the couch on fire. It's my plan for kind of everything. Yeah, clearly. I'm getting a theme. Yeah.

I would just start screaming. Like, I would, like, full-throated, like, screaming, like, there's a man in my house! Like that. And just see what people do. Just cause chaos. Yeah. And then while everyone's panicking, that's when I start the fire on the couch. Set the couch on fire. It's my plan for kind of everything. Yeah, clearly. I'm getting a theme. Yeah.

I just think most things can be solved by cleansing fire. That's all.

I just think most things can be solved by cleansing fire. That's all.

And he thinks the little patterned love seat is the couch? Why would he assume that one?

And he thinks the little patterned love seat is the couch? Why would he assume that one?

He needs to get out of the apartment. Asap. This is so stressful.

He needs to get out of the apartment. Asap. This is so stressful.

You know how I feel about women's wrongs.

You know how I feel about women's wrongs.

I love them. Honestly, if you can steal something like that from someone and get away with it, I don't think you're the criminal. And I think leaving a couch at your friend's parents' house is crazy. For months. Too many degrees of separation. Yeah. Outrageous. No, I hate Kobe so much.

I love them. Honestly, if you can steal something like that from someone and get away with it, I don't think you're the criminal. And I think leaving a couch at your friend's parents' house is crazy. For months. Too many degrees of separation. Yeah. Outrageous. No, I hate Kobe so much.

No jury would prosecute. Clean hit. Clean hit. Yeah. I'm sorry. She's the president.

No jury would prosecute. Clean hit. Clean hit. Yeah. I'm sorry. She's the president.

Yeah, she's the president. That's crazy.

Yeah, she's the president. That's crazy.

Right. And see, this is why I said burn it. Sachi, that's the end of our story. How do you feel? Horrified. I like, I'm like, that makes me feel itchy. Like, I don't like, I feel like he came to my apartment. I was actually, honestly, the whole time you were telling me that, I was like, is he going to pee on the couch? I was so afraid of him peeing on the couch.

Right. And see, this is why I said burn it. Sachi, that's the end of our story. How do you feel? Horrified. I like, I'm like, that makes me feel itchy. Like, I don't like, I feel like he came to my apartment. I was actually, honestly, the whole time you were telling me that, I was like, is he going to pee on the couch? I was so afraid of him peeing on the couch.