Scott Johnson

Let me tell you something real quick. Sorry, offshoot. Again, a staple of the instance. A little tangent. That cruise to Alaska, the food, right? It's awesome. I love the food on that ship. It was really good. But I at first hated the pastries and the desserts because they seemed to have –

Let me tell you something real quick. Sorry, offshoot. Again, a staple of the instance. A little tangent. That cruise to Alaska, the food, right? It's awesome. I love the food on that ship. It was really good. But I at first hated the pastries and the desserts because they seemed to have –

just a monocle of sugar compared to what they used to have or compared to what I would get somewhere else, just really low sugar. And I realized that's the devious part of it. I'll eat five of these now because they have less sugar than one back home. And that's how the, that's how the French get you, by the way, all of their stuff's like that. It's like low sugar, but you eat more of it.

just a monocle of sugar compared to what they used to have or compared to what I would get somewhere else, just really low sugar. And I realized that's the devious part of it. I'll eat five of these now because they have less sugar than one back home. And that's how the, that's how the French get you, by the way, all of their stuff's like that. It's like low sugar, but you eat more of it.

We, we poo poo the whole thing's over. Right. You don't even know what that means.

We, we poo poo the whole thing's over. Right. You don't even know what that means.

uh what else we got here let's talk about season one schedule schedule oh my gosh yeah as the kids call it um they've laid this out for us pretty well you've got uh early access like i mentioned on the 22nd normal difficulty dungeons will become available on that start so ericara the city of echoes level 70 through 80 well these are dungeons sorry let me get to that first yeah

uh what else we got here let's talk about season one schedule schedule oh my gosh yeah as the kids call it um they've laid this out for us pretty well you've got uh early access like i mentioned on the 22nd normal difficulty dungeons will become available on that start so ericara the city of echoes level 70 through 80 well these are dungeons sorry let me get to that first yeah

Priory of the Sacred Flame, 70 to 80. The Rookery, these are all 70 to 80, so I don't know why I'm saying it. Well, not all of them. Some are 80.

Priory of the Sacred Flame, 70 to 80. The Rookery, these are all 70 to 80, so I don't know why I'm saying it. Well, not all of them. Some are 80.

Right. Stone Vault, another leveling dungeon. Cinderbrew Meadery is level 80 only. City of Threads. Why does that remind me of something? City of Threads. What is that? Anyway.

Right. Stone Vault, another leveling dungeon. Cinderbrew Meadery is level 80 only. City of Threads. Why does that remind me of something? City of Threads. What is that? Anyway.

Oh, in the City of Threads. I see. Let's see. Darkflame Cleft. I mean, look. That was my other wrestling name in high school back in the day. Darkflame Cleft. And Dawnbreaker, also at level 80. See, with the launch of the expansion on the 26th, heroic difficulties become available then. So these are all norms until the official launch.

Oh, in the City of Threads. I see. Let's see. Darkflame Cleft. I mean, look. That was my other wrestling name in high school back in the day. Darkflame Cleft. And Dawnbreaker, also at level 80. See, with the launch of the expansion on the 26th, heroic difficulties become available then. So these are all norms until the official launch.

On September 10th, The War Within Season 1 begins with heroic and raiding Wingfinder 1. uh, which is the new, uh, new narrow bar, narrow bar. If I'm saying it right, palace that opens up mythic zero dungeons also become available along with heroic seasonal dungeons and the new world bosses that are going to be all over the place. Uh, so that's, that's exciting.

On September 10th, The War Within Season 1 begins with heroic and raiding Wingfinder 1. uh, which is the new, uh, new narrow bar, narrow bar. If I'm saying it right, palace that opens up mythic zero dungeons also become available along with heroic seasonal dungeons and the new world bosses that are going to be all over the place. Uh, so that's, that's exciting.

Um, and then here are the world bosses, Kordak, the dormant protector. Well, he doesn't seem scary. He's dormant. It gives, it gives a crap, you know what he's doing. Um, Aggregation of horrors. Now that sounds a little scary. That sounds a bit more scary. That's my mother-in-law's house. Sure. She doesn't listen, so everything will be fine.

Um, and then here are the world bosses, Kordak, the dormant protector. Well, he doesn't seem scary. He's dormant. It gives, it gives a crap, you know what he's doing. Um, Aggregation of horrors. Now that sounds a little scary. That sounds a bit more scary. That's my mother-in-law's house. Sure. She doesn't listen, so everything will be fine.

Sure. A atrocity of the undersea. And then Orta, the Broken Mountain. That's a whole mountain. Beware. All right? Watch out for that. September 17th, you get Mythic Raids, Raid Finder Wing 2, Mythic Plus Dungeons, and Story Mode will open, or Raid Story Mode will open. And then on September 24th, Raid Finder Wing 3, if I can say this right, will open as well. So that's your plan.

Sure. A atrocity of the undersea. And then Orta, the Broken Mountain. That's a whole mountain. Beware. All right? Watch out for that. September 17th, you get Mythic Raids, Raid Finder Wing 2, Mythic Plus Dungeons, and Story Mode will open, or Raid Story Mode will open. And then on September 24th, Raid Finder Wing 3, if I can say this right, will open as well. So that's your plan.