Scuba Steve

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Yeah, because we have a lot of things going on in our lives.

No, because my wife usually gets rid of stuff quick.

No.

Well, there's one thing.

I try to get back into shape, and I bought a pair of dumbbells, just one set of dumbbells.

They're like 25 pounds, and they just sit there in our bonus room.

And every once in a while, I'll go touch them, but they're just there.

And one time, she kicked it with her feet.

She's like, ah, stupid dumbbells.

I swear I'm going to start working out.

And then I don't.

And so that's like the only thing we have that's a graveyard of that.

And then I have a closet of collectibles of all my shoes and things that I collect.

Yeah, it's a graveyard sight unseen.

So you don't know about it until you open the door and go, whoa, there's a lot of stuff in there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I keep it locked and I put a lock on it so the kids don't go in there and mess around my stuff because then that would piss me off.

Well, then they're going to do something with it.

They're going to bend things or break them or mess around with them.