Sean (Actual Justice Warrior)

I wasn't even trying to make a joke.

I mean, yes, it's a joke.

Supply and demand.

Did you see the Bananas and Rice lady?

I think so.

I think she got arrested.

We might save that.

Should we save that for the after show?

We're going to save that for the after show.

We're keeping this a serious broadcast, Sean.

Speaking of serious broadcast calls for serious news topics, this has been one, and there's a lot of men, all men, almost all men on this show tonight, which means we need to talk about this very important viral topic, and that is who is more attractive, Sabrina Carpenter or Sidney Sweeney?

Not to toot my own horn, but this tweet I tweeted did very well.

Street Minerals.

So straight men are attracted to what seems like a low-maintenance beauty, confidence, and a sense of humor, while women and gays notice and appreciate obvious effort into one's appearance.

Also, I can assume any smart man is turned off by an obvious Hollywood clapping seal who resembles a young Hillary Clinton.

This has been a much debated topic.

It seems like more women are going to go for Sabrina Carpenter.

especially liberal women are going to prefer her.

And it seems they're wrong.

It seems I'm sitting.