Sean Avery

married the mom the mom of the family that he moved in with wait he sold the mom he well yeah yeah so so all right essentially basically my role was to shift the momentum um if we were going in and playing a team on the road and it was a tough building to play in usually like you know collectively guys were like montreal on a saturday night is a tough building to play in yeah

And I always knew that.

And I would go in and I would basically try and put a fucking giant target on my back by spewing vulgar at everyone that I could from from warm up.

Yeah.

Till the start of the puck drop.

And then because my idea was the guys are a little we got to weather the storm in Montreal.

The first five minutes, 10 minutes, they come hard.

I gotta make sure that, bring it all on me.

Bring it all on me and let everybody be comfortable and I want Yogs to have space and whoever else.

So that, and then at some point during the game,

maybe we're gonna be in a tight game, maybe we're gonna be losing and we need a little, you know what I mean?

And then you send me out there and I'm gonna try and change the momentum.

I'm gonna hopefully draw a penalty, which is gonna put our team on the power play, or I'm gonna fucking make somebody go crazy and the goalie's gonna leave the net and whatever.

So the first time my mom got called by the school, and it was in grade one, and I have a five-year-old who's going into kindergarten next year, so I have an idea of what grade one is now.

She got a call from the principal saying, so Sean, we have a deaf kid in Sean's class, and he doesn't believe he's deaf, so he's been yelling in his ear all afternoon.

That's early for a grade.

For grade one, that's early to kind of go in that hard.

It's kind of like you had a hypothesis and you did it.

Yeah, the Three Nations or the Four Nations Cup.

Yeah, I mean, my idea of that was because essentially the Kachuk boys, whose dad, they call him Big Walt, Keith Kachuk, great American player, but he played with so many Canadians that...