Sean Fennessey

Like, why are we even trying to make this seem as though it is operating on our planet?

It almost would be better if he just went to a different planet entirely.

I thought they landed the plane very well with the final name reveal, though.

No, no.

I don't think the film is going to be a very big hit, and I think that probably puts an end to Masters of the Universe as a theatrical property for now, which I find interesting because, first of all, there are three different end credit sequences, which we don't have to spoil for people, but that all kind of lean towards, well, this is coming, and this is coming, and this is coming, and that also just feels like 2018.

That just is like...

Actually, even Marvel seems to be kind of getting over the end credits addiction and, you know, this sort of teasing of the audience about what could be coming next.

And the idea of withholding something, and I'll just say, like, withholding Orko from the Masters of the Universe movie, it's just fucking annoying.

Like, it's just annoying that they did that.

And I know why they're doing it because they think they had something on their hands, but they just did that.

Anything that I like about this movie is either something that I have extracted intellectually or emotionally connected to at the basest level of my undeveloped brain.

Like that's it.

And I'm okay with it as a fan.

But I can't look – I'll be going to my daughter's art show later this afternoon and I'll be talking to a lot of parents.

I will not be able to look at a single parent at that art show and be like, you got to check out Masters of the Universe this weekend.

That's not acceptable.

Yeah, mine was the exact same.

So when I was thinking about doing this episode with you, and we talked about this when we recorded the Mosquito Coast episode, like how long ago is that?

Nine months ago.

I was like, all right, I'm just going to re-watch every high fantasy movie.