Sean Hayes

Yeah.

Okay, so I have a godson who's also going to New York right now to Tisch.

And he not only has to go through drama classes and comedy and all that stuff, but he has to go through musical theater classes.

And so when I saw you do Opera Man for the first time, which is one of the funniest characters I've ever seen, I was like, holy shit, Adam Sandler can really sing.

And then you would bring out the guitar and sing like, it's always hilarious.

So please tell me you did musical theater in college, because in my mind, that would be one of the funniest things in the world.

Man.

And I wasn't that great, but I got... Tell me, like, the first joke you ever told her.

And if you'd like, I could tell you mine.

That's a pretty good one.

What's yours, Sean?

Oh, I was terrible.

I was nowhere near as talented or funny as you are.

I was horrible.

These guys know the one that I won't repeat.

But the other one was, and it's long, so you can't, it's like 20 seconds long, okay?

So it's just long for a joke.

So I would go, you know, they say on Mars, the atmosphere is like 95% carbon dioxide and 5% oxygen.

So I imagine one day when we live there, we'll breathe something like this.

Oh, at Chicago Improv.