Sean Hayes

But for the tour, though, if you want to talk about the tour... No, I'm not saying that there's rules.

Totally. I'm going to have, I'm not even kidding, I'm going to have a chili cornbread casserole right when this is over.

Totally. I'm going to have, I'm not even kidding, I'm going to have a chili cornbread casserole right when this is over.

Totally. I'm going to have, I'm not even kidding, I'm going to have a chili cornbread casserole right when this is over.

I know because I don't know if this has ever happened to you, but two days ago, I'm in my car. I'm on Wilshire Boulevard in between appointments because if I drive home, by the time I get there, I have to come back. So I'm driving around like 20 minutes trying to kill time.

I know because I don't know if this has ever happened to you, but two days ago, I'm in my car. I'm on Wilshire Boulevard in between appointments because if I drive home, by the time I get there, I have to come back. So I'm driving around like 20 minutes trying to kill time.

I know because I don't know if this has ever happened to you, but two days ago, I'm in my car. I'm on Wilshire Boulevard in between appointments because if I drive home, by the time I get there, I have to come back. So I'm driving around like 20 minutes trying to kill time.

So I'm in the center lane on Wilshire Boulevard in Beverly Hills, and the car goes dead. And I have plenty of battery, and I'm freaking out, and the display on my dashboard says... Neutral. Is your key in the car. That's what it said. And you're wondering what neutral means? Stupid ass. I was like... It says, you're going nowhere.

So I'm in the center lane on Wilshire Boulevard in Beverly Hills, and the car goes dead. And I have plenty of battery, and I'm freaking out, and the display on my dashboard says... Neutral. Is your key in the car. That's what it said. And you're wondering what neutral means? Stupid ass. I was like... It says, you're going nowhere.

So I'm in the center lane on Wilshire Boulevard in Beverly Hills, and the car goes dead. And I have plenty of battery, and I'm freaking out, and the display on my dashboard says... Neutral. Is your key in the car. That's what it said. And you're wondering what neutral means? Stupid ass. I was like... It says, you're going nowhere.

First of all, by the way, first of all, has your car ever broken down in the middle lane and like a busy, like the stress is crazy. Yeah.

First of all, by the way, first of all, has your car ever broken down in the middle lane and like a busy, like the stress is crazy. Yeah.

First of all, by the way, first of all, has your car ever broken down in the middle lane and like a busy, like the stress is crazy. Yeah.

No, but I freaked out. I put on my hazards. Everybody's driving by like, fuck you. And I'm like, what am I supposed to do? My car died. Then it says the key, the thing on the display on the dashboard said, is your key in the car? If so, hold it up to the designated area. And I'm like, what's the designated area? Anyway, I was freaked out. This is the longest story in the world.

No, but I freaked out. I put on my hazards. Everybody's driving by like, fuck you. And I'm like, what am I supposed to do? My car died. Then it says the key, the thing on the display on the dashboard said, is your key in the car? If so, hold it up to the designated area. And I'm like, what's the designated area? Anyway, I was freaked out. This is the longest story in the world.

No, but I freaked out. I put on my hazards. Everybody's driving by like, fuck you. And I'm like, what am I supposed to do? My car died. Then it says the key, the thing on the display on the dashboard said, is your key in the car? If so, hold it up to the designated area. And I'm like, what's the designated area? Anyway, I was freaked out. This is the longest story in the world.

I took the manual out, and while people are driving past me like crazy... Oh, so you weren't alone.

I took the manual out, and while people are driving past me like crazy... Oh, so you weren't alone.

I took the manual out, and while people are driving past me like crazy... Oh, so you weren't alone.

Have you ever had that happen? Like I was so stressed out. And so I have my head down. I'm looking at the manual, looking for like keys or whatever, like key fob. And they say, anyway, so I, anyway, I panic and I call Scotty. Scotty's like, what do you want me to do about it? Yeah. And so I. With a tone. I'm freaking out.