Sean Hayes

Let me tell you something. In my open casket, if you put your dirty fucking hands on my face, when you cry and say goodbye to me for one last time, if those hands aren't clean...

I had a bottle of spray sanitizer in my pocket. And then they'd be rolling and I'm like, I didn't wash my hands. And then we'd start and Fortunately, my character had to be not into it, too.

I had a bottle of spray sanitizer in my pocket. And then they'd be rolling and I'm like, I didn't wash my hands. And then we'd start and Fortunately, my character had to be not into it, too.

I had a bottle of spray sanitizer in my pocket. And then they'd be rolling and I'm like, I didn't wash my hands. And then we'd start and Fortunately, my character had to be not into it, too.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's another thing. You drink milk and you blow your nose. I don't think I've blowed my nose since I was 12.

It's another thing. You drink milk and you blow your nose. I don't think I've blowed my nose since I was 12.

It's another thing. You drink milk and you blow your nose. I don't think I've blowed my nose since I was 12.

That's such a bonkers statement. Just nork it in the shower and get on with it. Ew.

That's such a bonkers statement. Just nork it in the shower and get on with it. Ew.

That's such a bonkers statement. Just nork it in the shower and get on with it. Ew.

What if you have to blow your nose in the middle of the day? Nork it. Who's got a runny nose all day, granddad? Wait a second.

What if you have to blow your nose in the middle of the day? Nork it. Who's got a runny nose all day, granddad? Wait a second.

What if you have to blow your nose in the middle of the day? Nork it. Who's got a runny nose all day, granddad? Wait a second.

And my nards are in a hot cloth pocket. Nobody can...

And my nards are in a hot cloth pocket. Nobody can...

And my nards are in a hot cloth pocket. Nobody can...

$250 probably.