Sean Hayes

All right, Jelly Roll, welcome to Smart. It started the way I hoped it would. Now, are you currently in a hotel room?

All right, Jelly Roll, welcome to Smart. It started the way I hoped it would. Now, are you currently in a hotel room?

All right, Jelly Roll, welcome to Smart. It started the way I hoped it would. Now, are you currently in a hotel room?

Now, do you find that weak, soft folks like me go in and immediately strike a bargain to be a friend with air quotes to somebody real tough? And so then you're protected? Yeah. That is traditionally how that works out. I'm willing to trade my virginity so that I don't get my head kicked in. They prefer money. Everybody needs a lawyer. Everybody's trying to appeal a case.

Now, do you find that weak, soft folks like me go in and immediately strike a bargain to be a friend with air quotes to somebody real tough? And so then you're protected? Yeah. That is traditionally how that works out. I'm willing to trade my virginity so that I don't get my head kicked in. They prefer money. Everybody needs a lawyer. Everybody's trying to appeal a case.

Now, do you find that weak, soft folks like me go in and immediately strike a bargain to be a friend with air quotes to somebody real tough? And so then you're protected? Yeah. That is traditionally how that works out. I'm willing to trade my virginity so that I don't get my head kicked in. They prefer money. Everybody needs a lawyer. Everybody's trying to appeal a case.

But you're not walking in there with money. So how can you pay for security in a prison if you're not walking in there with a wallet?

But you're not walking in there with money. So how can you pay for security in a prison if you're not walking in there with a wallet?

But you're not walking in there with money. So how can you pay for security in a prison if you're not walking in there with a wallet?

Hang on, you can have a cell phone in prison? You can have a cell phone in jail?

Hang on, you can have a cell phone in prison? You can have a cell phone in jail?

Hang on, you can have a cell phone in prison? You can have a cell phone in jail?

Yeah, it's just... The guards are probably part of the process, right? Yeah, that's the big thing right there.

Yeah, it's just... The guards are probably part of the process, right? Yeah, that's the big thing right there.

Yeah, it's just... The guards are probably part of the process, right? Yeah, that's the big thing right there.

Can I also have a pair of socks so that the feet don't get too sweaty in the Ugg slippers?

Can I also have a pair of socks so that the feet don't get too sweaty in the Ugg slippers?

Can I also have a pair of socks so that the feet don't get too sweaty in the Ugg slippers?

How does that happen? They don't knock on the cell door. They wait until everyone's out for recess?

How does that happen? They don't knock on the cell door. They wait until everyone's out for recess?