Sean Hayes

Wait, yes, I saw it in England. It was terrible. Wait, Ali? Who's Ali?

Wait, yes, I saw it in England. It was terrible. Wait, Ali? Who's Ali?

Wait, yes, I saw it in England. It was terrible. Wait, Ali? Who's Ali?

Oh my God. I saw Puppetry of the Penis. I thought it was going to be like this brilliant thing. It was just guys playing with the dicks on stage.

Oh my God. I saw Puppetry of the Penis. I thought it was going to be like this brilliant thing. It was just guys playing with the dicks on stage.

Oh my God. I saw Puppetry of the Penis. I thought it was going to be like this brilliant thing. It was just guys playing with the dicks on stage.

Sean, I cut you off 10 minutes ago. You cut me off 10 years ago, but that's okay. I was just going to tell a story about my mom who passed away like two or three years ago. God rest her soul. best mom in the whole wide world, darkest sense of humor. That's why it's okay to tell this story. She would even laugh at this.

Sean, I cut you off 10 minutes ago. You cut me off 10 years ago, but that's okay. I was just going to tell a story about my mom who passed away like two or three years ago. God rest her soul. best mom in the whole wide world, darkest sense of humor. That's why it's okay to tell this story. She would even laugh at this.

Sean, I cut you off 10 minutes ago. You cut me off 10 years ago, but that's okay. I was just going to tell a story about my mom who passed away like two or three years ago. God rest her soul. best mom in the whole wide world, darkest sense of humor. That's why it's okay to tell this story. She would even laugh at this.

And so when she was two years old, she had cancer and they removed her eye, the entire eye out of her socket. I knew that. And it wasn't until she passed away that I found her old medical records from when she was a kid and realized and learned that they took skin from around her vagina to reshape her eye socket. Oh my God. which was kind of astonishing back then.

And so when she was two years old, she had cancer and they removed her eye, the entire eye out of her socket. I knew that. And it wasn't until she passed away that I found her old medical records from when she was a kid and realized and learned that they took skin from around her vagina to reshape her eye socket. Oh my God. which was kind of astonishing back then.

And so when she was two years old, she had cancer and they removed her eye, the entire eye out of her socket. I knew that. And it wasn't until she passed away that I found her old medical records from when she was a kid and realized and learned that they took skin from around her vagina to reshape her eye socket. Oh my God. which was kind of astonishing back then.

But, you know, I shared this story with a friend of mine, and he said, wait a minute, you're just telling me this now? The whole time I knew her, I could have fucked her in the eye?

But, you know, I shared this story with a friend of mine, and he said, wait a minute, you're just telling me this now? The whole time I knew her, I could have fucked her in the eye?

But, you know, I shared this story with a friend of mine, and he said, wait a minute, you're just telling me this now? The whole time I knew her, I could have fucked her in the eye?

So I want to ask you seriously, back to Minnie, your mom. Your dad produced that record from your mom, right?

So I want to ask you seriously, back to Minnie, your mom. Your dad produced that record from your mom, right?

So I want to ask you seriously, back to Minnie, your mom. Your dad produced that record from your mom, right?

So another common question, and I'm sorry, but I think you and your- Did I get laid?

So another common question, and I'm sorry, but I think you and your- Did I get laid?