Sean

I'm going to set an example for the openers.

I'm going to set an example for the openers.

Oh, they'll run the light. Gardini?

Oh, they'll run the light. Gardini?

Yeah. I saw that joke you did last night. I'm going to do the same joke. I have a joke that's just like that. It reminded me. So I'm going to open with that tomorrow. I love it. Not to go off track, but that is the best. Oh, yeah. When an opener hears you do a joke and then the next show you hear him do a different joke. That's fucking the same topic.

Yeah. I saw that joke you did last night. I'm going to do the same joke. I have a joke that's just like that. It reminded me. So I'm going to open with that tomorrow. I love it. Not to go off track, but that is the best. Oh, yeah. When an opener hears you do a joke and then the next show you hear him do a different joke. That's fucking the same topic.

It's like, oh, yeah, your joke reminded me of my joke about that same topic, and I wanted to go before you. Yeah, all right. Perfect. You've had some disrespect as well. I've had this exact experience. Remember I sat down at a cheesecake factory, and they were like, where did you get this seat? Who are you? I was like, I don't know. I didn't just pick this. Somebody fucking walked me in.

It's like, oh, yeah, your joke reminded me of my joke about that same topic, and I wanted to go before you. Yeah, all right. Perfect. You've had some disrespect as well. I've had this exact experience. Remember I sat down at a cheesecake factory, and they were like, where did you get this seat? Who are you? I was like, I don't know. I didn't just pick this. Somebody fucking walked me in.

The hostess was like, I've never seen this person in my life. I was like, what the fuck did you do that for? Why'd you just lie?

The hostess was like, I've never seen this person in my life. I was like, what the fuck did you do that for? Why'd you just lie?

Your tricks don't work on me.

Your tricks don't work on me.

I was just sitting there like... The only black spaz I really ever absorbed was in our old apartment when that lady came back with her fucking big dog to kick us out.

I was just sitting there like... The only black spaz I really ever absorbed was in our old apartment when that lady came back with her fucking big dog to kick us out.

Matt worked with this realtor and they came back to like evict us. I didn't give a fuck. I had zero dollars. We were getting evicted from West Philly. I was just sitting at the top of the steps, and they were downstairs. They were like, you need to get out right now. And I was like, oh, do I? I was a fucking gargoyle on the steps.

Matt worked with this realtor and they came back to like evict us. I didn't give a fuck. I had zero dollars. We were getting evicted from West Philly. I was just sitting at the top of the steps, and they were downstairs. They were like, you need to get out right now. And I was like, oh, do I? I was a fucking gargoyle on the steps.

The steward. The steward.

The steward. The steward.

And he was a big... He was a big... He's kind of a big dog. He was a thick gay steward.

And he was a big... He was a big... He's kind of a big dog. He was a thick gay steward.