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It's right there. There's a, let me find the name of this pizza place.

It's right there. There's a, let me find the name of this pizza place.

There's a place in Garland, probably like 20 or 30 minutes away. Oh, they snapped into cheese and fell off or nothing? The date, Portnoy guy. Ranked it like a 9.1. That it was some of the best pizza he's ever had in his life. I forget the fucking name of it. I mean, it's probably not a place like this. I think it's like a real pizza place. Not this fancy schmancy pantsy shit.

There's a place in Garland, probably like 20 or 30 minutes away. Oh, they snapped into cheese and fell off or nothing? The date, Portnoy guy. Ranked it like a 9.1. That it was some of the best pizza he's ever had in his life. I forget the fucking name of it. I mean, it's probably not a place like this. I think it's like a real pizza place. Not this fancy schmancy pantsy shit.

Nah, we're good, Matt.

Nah, we're good, Matt.

Oh, the venue is.

Oh, the venue is.

Yeah, let's just pick this Airbnb 10 minutes away.

Yeah, let's just pick this Airbnb 10 minutes away.

I mean, I'd be down. I'm down, too, because I want to go to... What's that place?

I mean, I'd be down. I'm down, too, because I want to go to... What's that place?

People, there's something out there that it's like I chose to not go. You did. I texted Paige. And I said, is the option to go to Miami, literally the day after. And I was like, is the option to go to Miami still there? She said, no, it's not an option anymore.

People, there's something out there that it's like I chose to not go. You did. I texted Paige. And I said, is the option to go to Miami, literally the day after. And I was like, is the option to go to Miami still there? She said, no, it's not an option anymore.

Because on my stream, people were like, Hex isn't going no more. I was like, fuck. Because the plan was you'd be on Thursday, Friday.

Because on my stream, people were like, Hex isn't going no more. I was like, fuck. Because the plan was you'd be on Thursday, Friday.

Listen to the fish jump out water. Hammered. Random animals.

Listen to the fish jump out water. Hammered. Random animals.

Oh, were y'all in like a... Like a deck where like a boat can park and stuff like that.

Oh, were y'all in like a... Like a deck where like a boat can park and stuff like that.

This is part of the fucking reason we wanted this. Like, it's on the beach.

This is part of the fucking reason we wanted this. Like, it's on the beach.

The next thing you know.

The next thing you know.

Some drinks, some food.

Some drinks, some food.

Not about the house, not about the... The materialistic things.

Not about the house, not about the... The materialistic things.

It's the best, right?

It's the best, right?

It amplifies your favorite things.

It amplifies your favorite things.

Even like Uber Eats-ing food or DoorDash-ing food, but you're in a different place at like an Airbnb. It's different food. There's a little something different to it. It hits different. You're more excited to eat it. Yeah. You got a new spot to eat it at, new view. It's just everything you love is like amplified.

Even like Uber Eats-ing food or DoorDash-ing food, but you're in a different place at like an Airbnb. It's different food. There's a little something different to it. It hits different. You're more excited to eat it. Yeah. You got a new spot to eat it at, new view. It's just everything you love is like amplified.

Got to be something you can rent, like rent for an event. All-terrain mobility just in the mountains.

Got to be something you can rent, like rent for an event. All-terrain mobility just in the mountains.

I'd be doing that if I came back after a week.

I'd be doing that if I came back after a week.

People give Surge a lot of shit for getting 4-0'd in finals, but it's like, bro, they just got second twice. As a team, you're not seeing that team as like, oh, they're getting top two.

People give Surge a lot of shit for getting 4-0'd in finals, but it's like, bro, they just got second twice. As a team, you're not seeing that team as like, oh, they're getting top two.

I mean, it's not a good look, but it's like people just dwell so hard on it.

I mean, it's not a good look, but it's like people just dwell so hard on it.

They start laughing at them. Oh, they got shit on again. But it's like, bro, they just got second twice. I'd rather be in their situation than...

They start laughing at them. Oh, they got shit on again. But it's like, bro, they just got second twice. I'd rather be in their situation than...

yeah i just came in and infiltrated and i mean i haven't been on minecraft in so long i was like man it's boring asking but i was like you know hex is on early mornings i was like cool this would this would be good for me like i'm i want to play something chill man like i got on halo the day before i played a few games and i was like i can't do this no more I need something slow, something chill.

yeah i just came in and infiltrated and i mean i haven't been on minecraft in so long i was like man it's boring asking but i was like you know hex is on early mornings i was like cool this would this would be good for me like i'm i want to play something chill man like i got on halo the day before i played a few games and i was like i can't do this no more I need something slow, something chill.

So I got on Minecraft. Hex had a little bit done, and I basically just did... I expected to get on for three, maybe four hours, and then when Hex gets off, I'll get off, maybe hang out. And then I got on. At first, I was like, man, this is so annoying, learning all this shit again, and remembering what I got to do, and... what level or diamonds found on and all that.

So I got on Minecraft. Hex had a little bit done, and I basically just did... I expected to get on for three, maybe four hours, and then when Hex gets off, I'll get off, maybe hang out. And then I got on. At first, I was like, man, this is so annoying, learning all this shit again, and remembering what I got to do, and... what level or diamonds found on and all that.

They just would have to, like, it's just getting to the airport.

They just would have to, like, it's just getting to the airport.

But once I got like the hang of it, like four hours in, I was so hooked. Like never, I stayed on for 10 hours straight, just on stream grinding it. And there hasn't been something like that, that I've done something like that since.

But once I got like the hang of it, like four hours in, I was so hooked. Like never, I stayed on for 10 hours straight, just on stream grinding it. And there hasn't been something like that, that I've done something like that since.

Like, they would have carried your shit, checked your bag, and then you're good.

Like, they would have carried your shit, checked your bag, and then you're good.

And then you... Bro, you just go on this loop of duties. It really is an ADHD game. Yeah. Because that's exactly... You go for diamonds, but then you...

And then you... Bro, you just go on this loop of duties. It really is an ADHD game. Yeah. Because that's exactly... You go for diamonds, but then you...

i don't know forget something or you find a cave and you're like oh let me go fucking put on armor to go get it but then you come up you see the farm you got to do that you then you're like let me feed the cows the pigs the chickens that then you got to replant it all then you're like oh what about the sugar cane go get the sugar cane put that away then you go back down then you see coal then you're like oh yeah i do need coal so you start getting coal you know you don't even go get your diamonds because your adhd is just running you fucking everywhere

i don't know forget something or you find a cave and you're like oh let me go fucking put on armor to go get it but then you come up you see the farm you got to do that you then you're like let me feed the cows the pigs the chickens that then you got to replant it all then you're like oh what about the sugar cane go get the sugar cane put that away then you go back down then you see coal then you're like oh yeah i do need coal so you start getting coal you know you don't even go get your diamonds because your adhd is just running you fucking everywhere

Jude rumors it might be his last year. LeBron.

Jude rumors it might be his last year. LeBron.

I'm not going to be happy either. Let's just get it. Did you cry when Jordan retired?

I'm not going to be happy either. Let's just get it. Did you cry when Jordan retired?

I only cry when dogs die. When there was a rapper, has there been a rapper, an actor, something? Kobe.

I only cry when dogs die. When there was a rapper, has there been a rapper, an actor, something? Kobe.

Like me when I'm hungover, crying on TikToks, IG reels. Yep. Shit about dogs. When I'm hungover, I'm emotional. Yep. That's why I cried at Seth's wedding. Just fucking beyond.

Like me when I'm hungover, crying on TikToks, IG reels. Yep. Shit about dogs. When I'm hungover, I'm emotional. Yep. That's why I cried at Seth's wedding. Just fucking beyond.

Just beyond hungover. It's all right to admit, man. That was the reason I did cry, but like my emotions. They get out of control when I'm hungover.

Just beyond hungover. It's all right to admit, man. That was the reason I did cry, but like my emotions. They get out of control when I'm hungover.

He didn't even go second? No, he went third. Oh, they hated on him.

He didn't even go second? No, he went third. Oh, they hated on him.

There probably is a lot of hype around him just because of that.

There probably is a lot of hype around him just because of that.

Full PR? You're recording it. Like, you know it's, I don't know. That's so fucked up.

Full PR? You're recording it. Like, you know it's, I don't know. That's so fucked up.

That's the best, man.

That's the best, man.

Yeah, right. But I'm thinking 80,000 subscriptions. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, right. But I'm thinking 80,000 subscriptions. Jesus Christ.

You would have been fine. What was y'all's mornings like?

You would have been fine. What was y'all's mornings like?

And the ocean is off the beach is far. And the ocean's insane.

And the ocean is off the beach is far. And the ocean's insane.

It was like wake up, shower, all that shit.

It was like wake up, shower, all that shit.

Ten UFC champions versus one gorilla. The gorillas still don't... I don't think so. Listen, there's so much technique. They can get a gorilla's arm. Someone's going for his leg.

Ten UFC champions versus one gorilla. The gorillas still don't... I don't think so. Listen, there's so much technique. They can get a gorilla's arm. Someone's going for his leg.

We got to get this started.

We got to get this started.

Three maniacs versus one John Jones. He would rip you in the leg.

Three maniacs versus one John Jones. He would rip you in the leg.

Bro, it just takes a little strategy.

Bro, it just takes a little strategy.

Bro, 50 men would fuck up a gorilla.

Bro, 50 men would fuck up a gorilla.

Fucking lifts you. Fucking opens you up. Nah, man. He's getting fucked up. You got to think about how tired animals in real fights. Sometimes animals will get so tired that they'll just fall down and give up. Think about humans. And just like get eaten. Think about a hundred random humans.

Fucking lifts you. Fucking opens you up. Nah, man. He's getting fucked up. You got to think about how tired animals in real fights. Sometimes animals will get so tired that they'll just fall down and give up. Think about humans. And just like get eaten. Think about a hundred random humans.

Wear them out.

Wear them out.

You signed up for this?

You signed up for this?

The gorilla would be so tired. John Jones.

The gorilla would be so tired. John Jones.

He knows the techniques.

He knows the techniques.

Five Embozes or Jon Jones? Jon Jones. No. Dude, no, man.

Five Embozes or Jon Jones? Jon Jones. No. Dude, no, man.

If you say Bill Russell's better than Jordan, sure.

If you say Bill Russell's better than Jordan, sure.

Yeah, bring up the stats. Bring up the stats.

Yeah, bring up the stats. Bring up the stats.

Ha ha!

Ha ha!

A loser. He didn't even... Jordan before Pippen couldn't even win...

A loser. He didn't even... Jordan before Pippen couldn't even win...

The league was shit back then. Oh, my God. No, it's not. It was more violent. Let's put up Wilt Chamberlain to fuck you.

The league was shit back then. Oh, my God. No, it's not. It was more violent. Let's put up Wilt Chamberlain to fuck you.

The ceiling's the ceiling. It's not. You're still playing the hardest. Just because Big Timer said it doesn't mean it's fucking set in stone truth and candy.

The ceiling's the ceiling. It's not. You're still playing the hardest. Just because Big Timer said it doesn't mean it's fucking set in stone truth and candy.

That is 100% true. So Bill Russell's the best to ever play because no one has won 11 chips.

That is 100% true. So Bill Russell's the best to ever play because no one has won 11 chips.

Wow. Because he wasn't as individually great. Judging off chips, points, and efficiency in the league. You've got a guy that can win 11 chips in a league.

Wow. Because he wasn't as individually great. Judging off chips, points, and efficiency in the league. You've got a guy that can win 11 chips in a league.

I do not count Ogre 2's 22 wins in two seasons better than Snakebite's reign for the last 14 years. Even though it's Ogre 2 won more. Wait, was Bill Russell like that? Yes, man. He literally clears Jordan's. And his fucking henny. He clears that trash fucking drunk.

I do not count Ogre 2's 22 wins in two seasons better than Snakebite's reign for the last 14 years. Even though it's Ogre 2 won more. Wait, was Bill Russell like that? Yes, man. He literally clears Jordan's. And his fucking henny. He clears that trash fucking drunk.

They might be the magic, but we're the magic, or we got the magic over here. No Harry Potter. And everyone was like.

They might be the magic, but we're the magic, or we got the magic over here. No Harry Potter. And everyone was like.

I think I'll be playing with the energy.

I think I'll be playing with the energy.

They the magic, but they know we really got the magic over here.

They the magic, but they know we really got the magic over here.

Like, I heard that, and I was like, wow, I'll never get that guy's jersey.

Like, I heard that, and I was like, wow, I'll never get that guy's jersey.

I mean, he said no Harry Potters.

I mean, he said no Harry Potters.

Are you propping your leg up while you play?

Are you propping your leg up while you play?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

What do you mean, toilet? Yeah, think about that. Get the toilet paper, then you fucking... Legend. Excuses, man. I'm telling you, it's not an excuse.

What do you mean, toilet? Yeah, think about that. Get the toilet paper, then you fucking... Legend. Excuses, man. I'm telling you, it's not an excuse.

All tan and shit. Hungover. Bro, you were looking lobster-ish on stream.

All tan and shit. Hungover. Bro, you were looking lobster-ish on stream.

So, like, have some respect and eat them. Just fully kill them. What they brought to planet Earth. Have some respect.

So, like, have some respect and eat them. Just fully kill them. What they brought to planet Earth. Have some respect.

I don't know what month we're in.

I don't know what month we're in.

He had a big clutch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The 1v2. I saw moments of the event, but if it wasn't our match, I was kind of not paying attention.

He had a big clutch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The 1v2. I saw moments of the event, but if it wasn't our match, I was kind of not paying attention.

I don't know. I'm going to ask them that today, I guess, in the Halo pod. Wait, they didn't play the Cup? No, me and APG were doing a watch party, so we couldn't really watch the – on Saturday and Sunday, so we couldn't really watch these matches. But, yeah, we didn't play in the Cup. Shopify didn't play in the Cup, and FaZe didn't play in the Cup. I think it just didn't matter at all.

I don't know. I'm going to ask them that today, I guess, in the Halo pod. Wait, they didn't play the Cup? No, me and APG were doing a watch party, so we couldn't really watch the – on Saturday and Sunday, so we couldn't really watch these matches. But, yeah, we didn't play in the Cup. Shopify didn't play in the Cup, and FaZe didn't play in the Cup. I think it just didn't matter at all.

I mean, at this point – The only team that played was SSG, and then they ended up winning.

I mean, at this point – The only team that played was SSG, and then they ended up winning.

Yeah, I did.

Yeah, I did.

Yeah, they are.

Yeah, they are.

Even this upcoming... weekend is a qualifier, but they're not playing in that either. I think their spot's already solidified of what it's going to be for the event. And they don't want to practice? And then besides that, there's no cups or anything. It's this qualifier this weekend and then a break until the event. And I'm like, what the fuck, man? Give me something to work with.

Even this upcoming... weekend is a qualifier, but they're not playing in that either. I think their spot's already solidified of what it's going to be for the event. And they don't want to practice? And then besides that, there's no cups or anything. It's this qualifier this weekend and then a break until the event. And I'm like, what the fuck, man? Give me something to work with.

That shit's going to be lit too.

That shit's going to be lit too.

I wonder if they'll be right beside each other. I kind of forget how, like, the DreamHack venue works.

I wonder if they'll be right beside each other. I kind of forget how, like, the DreamHack venue works.

I just needed my week. So you did Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Legend. Legend. That's what I like. I can't see, but I have to do that, and then content Tuesday. I have a headache right now. Tuesday would be IVs, water, sleep, dehydrated, not move from bed.

I just needed my week. So you did Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Legend. Legend. That's what I like. I can't see, but I have to do that, and then content Tuesday. I have a headache right now. Tuesday would be IVs, water, sleep, dehydrated, not move from bed.

In Texas too.

In Texas too.

I'm not going to lie. I actually love the heat.

I'm not going to lie. I actually love the heat.

That's not late. That's perfect.

That's not late. That's perfect.

Why do you think you're in the rut, though? It's a rut?

Why do you think you're in the rut, though? It's a rut?

Yeah, we played- You guys played so much.

Yeah, we played- You guys played so much.

I don't know what it is, man. You're stuck in a pickle.

I don't know what it is, man. You're stuck in a pickle.

I mean, the only thing that I've related to is, like, fucking running. Like, whenever I was at my peak to, like, now, it's like, holy fuck.

I mean, the only thing that I've related to is, like, fucking running. Like, whenever I was at my peak to, like, now, it's like, holy fuck.

It's so hard to start. I'm like, fuck me, man.

It's so hard to start. I'm like, fuck me, man.

Oh, 100%. You feel so good. I know for me, at least, it takes one run.

Oh, 100%. You feel so good. I know for me, at least, it takes one run.

Yeah, it's probably got like.

Yeah, it's probably got like.

Yeah, the GA ones. It's like cork.

Yeah, the GA ones. It's like cork.

Exactly. Dude, he's probably nice with it then.

Exactly. Dude, he's probably nice with it then.

See, I'm, like, decent at 2v2s, but I'm really good at 1v1s.

See, I'm, like, decent at 2v2s, but I'm really good at 1v1s.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They almost made $100 million just March.

They almost made $100 million just March.

That might accumulate to something crazy.

That might accumulate to something crazy.

Yeah, that's nuts. That's actually absurd.

Yeah, that's nuts. That's actually absurd.

Yeah, I'm avoiding that shit like the plague, brother. I'm not looking at that shit. I don't need no negativity in my life since the Scumper Jumper.

Yeah, I'm avoiding that shit like the plague, brother. I'm not looking at that shit. I don't need no negativity in my life since the Scumper Jumper.

I go to, or like every once in a while, every once in a blue moon, I think it's called Oak Lawn or Oak something. And it's like a park that has like, I think eight courts and that's what we do.

I go to, or like every once in a while, every once in a blue moon, I think it's called Oak Lawn or Oak something. And it's like a park that has like, I think eight courts and that's what we do.

No, people are actually having this game. This is the first time me seeing it too.

No, people are actually having this game. This is the first time me seeing it too.

Like random pickup 2v2s.

Like random pickup 2v2s.

That was very unique. I've never seen a trailer like that. What, so mid? Yeah.

That was very unique. I've never seen a trailer like that. What, so mid? Yeah.

Wait, so wait. Wait, is that? Is that like, what is extraction?

Wait, so wait. Wait, is that? Is that like, what is extraction?

Oh, that's like Tarkov?

Oh, that's like Tarkov?

Like fucking, yeah.

Like fucking, yeah.

Where's the next Fortnite?

Where's the next Fortnite?

I forgot about that game, actually.

I forgot about that game, actually.

But apparently they're not even going to release fucking...

But apparently they're not even going to release fucking...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't think you can talk online.

I don't think you can talk online.

From what I remember... I don't think you can talk a lot. Because I'm pretty sure I would always have to invite my friend to my party.

From what I remember... I don't think you can talk a lot. Because I'm pretty sure I would always have to invite my friend to my party.

What is that? The drug selling game. The drug selling game?

What is that? The drug selling game. The drug selling game?

Apparently you can play or you can make weed.

Apparently you can play or you can make weed.

If I were to buy one, I'd buy the one go up a little bit.

If I were to buy one, I'd buy the one go up a little bit.

How many cats or how long have you had them?

How many cats or how long have you had them?

My little brothers watched it and they loved it.

My little brothers watched it and they loved it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yo.

Yo.

Yeah, so do you.

Yeah, so do you.

He's just saying that what he's doing- I just find it crazy that he's trying to go to Mars, bro.

He's just saying that what he's doing- I just find it crazy that he's trying to go to Mars, bro.

Why the more I look at it, it's like blurring.

Why the more I look at it, it's like blurring.

It looks like an exclamation point.

It looks like an exclamation point.

It's like, yo, we found some shit here. Dig here. Dig here. Treasure here.

It's like, yo, we found some shit here. Dig here. Dig here. Treasure here.

You think aliens are real? Yes, 100%.

You think aliens are real? Yes, 100%.

Is it actually how it is? Oh, my God. Is it how it is in the movies where it's literally a UFO and the green thing fucking comes down and you just go up? The tractor beam? Yeah. Is it like that? I don't know, man.

Is it actually how it is? Oh, my God. Is it how it is in the movies where it's literally a UFO and the green thing fucking comes down and you just go up? The tractor beam? Yeah. Is it like that? I don't know, man.

Where do they live, though?

Where do they live, though?

Going into... So why don't they just say it was good? I don't understand. Why what? Like the aliens, why don't they just talk to this?

Going into... So why don't they just say it was good? I don't understand. Why what? Like the aliens, why don't they just talk to this?

I think we're dumber, bro, I'll be honest. I mean, I don't know.

I think we're dumber, bro, I'll be honest. I mean, I don't know.

He'd fucking kill you.

He'd fucking kill you.

He'd fucking kill you.

He'd fucking kill you.

He would fucking, like he said, kill me.

He would fucking, like he said, kill me.

The newest galaxy we know of formed only about 500 million years ago? Dude, what?

The newest galaxy we know of formed only about 500 million years ago? Dude, what?

What does no light pollution mean?

What does no light pollution mean?

I want to see.

I want to see.

Look, that's how it looks. Damn. Wait, wait, wait. So wait, what was your story though? You saw that and like you think there's.

Look, that's how it looks. Damn. Wait, wait, wait. So wait, what was your story though? You saw that and like you think there's.

So why is the sun the sun though?

So why is the sun the sun though?

Yeah, same thing happened to me, but instead he was typing to Caesar.

Yeah, same thing happened to me, but instead he was typing to Caesar.

They're psychos, bro.

They're psychos, bro.

They actually feel perfect. I know you're saying they actually do, like, seem big, but I swear they're actually perfect. I swear. No, no, no.

They actually feel perfect. I know you're saying they actually do, like, seem big, but I swear they're actually perfect. I swear. No, no, no.

1997.

1997.

No, yeah, for the matches. I actually wore these on stage our last... You shouldn't. Our last event.

No, yeah, for the matches. I actually wore these on stage our last... You shouldn't. Our last event.

Oh, you get to pick two?

Oh, you get to pick two?

Oh, bro.

Oh, bro.

Bro, an elephant can fucking literally stomp every- Dude, three tigers?

Bro, an elephant can fucking literally stomp every- Dude, three tigers?

Well, they're all for comfortability-wise.

Well, they're all for comfortability-wise.

Listen, listen, listen. I get four bears and then one elephant.

Listen, listen, listen. I get four bears and then one elephant.

I don't really like wearing shoes, to be honest.

I don't really like wearing shoes, to be honest.

Yeah. What are you? It's about the quantity. Okay, where am I fighting?

Yeah. What are you? It's about the quantity. Okay, where am I fighting?

Am I fighting near the water? Croc done. Yeah.

Am I fighting near the water? Croc done. Yeah.

You're squishing the fuck out of the thing.

You're squishing the fuck out of the thing.

Search up how much elephants weigh. A full-grown... We've gone off the plot this podcast.

Search up how much elephants weigh. A full-grown... We've gone off the plot this podcast.

Yeah. I've been wearing them since you got them.

Yeah. I've been wearing them since you got them.

How are they 5,000 pounds? They're just big. Like, how?

How are they 5,000 pounds? They're just big. Like, how?

Oh, that's GG. Yo, look at the baby rhino. The what?

Oh, that's GG. Yo, look at the baby rhino. The what?

No, I don't really like those... What are they called?

No, I don't really like those... What are they called?

Oh, no, they're not even Air Jordan. Oh, dang. I thought there was... Air Jordan Lowe's. I could have sworn you did Air Forces.

Oh, no, they're not even Air Jordan. Oh, dang. I thought there was... Air Jordan Lowe's. I could have sworn you did Air Forces.

I thought those were Air Forces for a long time.

I thought those were Air Forces for a long time.

From a viewer perspective, compared to, like, actually being in the moment, like, dude, that's probably fucking insane, dude. Because, like, I just remember losing, and it's just like... Because you get to a point, bro, where, like, you just don't know what to talk about. Like, that's where we're at. Like, we just didn't know what to say. Like, we keep losing, and we keep having, like...

From a viewer perspective, compared to, like, actually being in the moment, like, dude, that's probably fucking insane, dude. Because, like, I just remember losing, and it's just like... Because you get to a point, bro, where, like, you just don't know what to talk about. Like, that's where we're at. Like, we just didn't know what to say. Like, we keep losing, and we keep having, like...

I think our last week in L.A. Thieves, before the L.A. Thieves match, was, like I said, our best practice. But we lost that match, and I just didn't, like, I didn't know what to say.

I think our last week in L.A. Thieves, before the L.A. Thieves match, was, like I said, our best practice. But we lost that match, and I just didn't, like, I didn't know what to say.

I don't think so.

I don't think so.

I think so. That's what my mind itself is. Like, I told the entire time, like, I mean, even Damon was saying, like, he said, like, some corny shit. He was like, Rome wasn't built in, like, a week or some shit. And I was like, I'm good. I was just saying, trust the process. And for the longest time, like, that's what I was... you know, trying to do, but things just literally just didn't work out.

I think so. That's what my mind itself is. Like, I told the entire time, like, I mean, even Damon was saying, like, he said, like, some corny shit. He was like, Rome wasn't built in, like, a week or some shit. And I was like, I'm good. I was just saying, trust the process. And for the longest time, like, that's what I was... you know, trying to do, but things just literally just didn't work out.

Fucking... And then Kenny looks pretty comfortable on rocker right now, so... I think, like, the biggest thing that, like, the reason why it didn't work is because, like...

Fucking... And then Kenny looks pretty comfortable on rocker right now, so... I think, like, the biggest thing that, like, the reason why it didn't work is because, like...

Whenever AG wasn't on the team for, like, the whatever month, two months that he wasn't on the team, I think that, like, lack of practice without him and then getting back on the team, like, those two months were so valuable to where we just couldn't even find, like, our, like, vulnerability.

Whenever AG wasn't on the team for, like, the whatever month, two months that he wasn't on the team, I think that, like, lack of practice without him and then getting back on the team, like, those two months were so valuable to where we just couldn't even find, like, our, like, vulnerability.

And then not only that, like, because Kyler's kind of different, because, like, I don't know, it's been, like, a month, but, like, Kyler's, like, playing. Like, Kyler was actually, like, playing.

And then not only that, like, because Kyler's kind of different, because, like, I don't know, it's been, like, a month, but, like, Kyler's, like, playing. Like, Kyler was actually, like, playing.

Not saying that AG didn't really play, but, like, I mean, bro, he was only playing against, like, Australian eights.

Not saying that AG didn't really play, but, like, I mean, bro, he was only playing against, like, Australian eights.

Those guys are not touching the fucking hill. You know what I'm saying?

Those guys are not touching the fucking hill. You know what I'm saying?

So it's so different.

So it's so different.

The S&D was really clean, too.

The S&D was really clean, too.

Not overchallenged. Yeah. I almost scammed that last round against Rocker, but... Yo, it almost happened against Cloud9, too. Oh, yeah.

Not overchallenged. Yeah. I almost scammed that last round against Rocker, but... Yo, it almost happened against Cloud9, too. Oh, yeah.

Oh, no, that was Kyler.

Oh, no, that was Kyler.

Same angle. Since I was in that scenario literally the day before, I knew exactly how to play. I was throwing the tightest shimmies.

Same angle. Since I was in that scenario literally the day before, I knew exactly how to play. I was throwing the tightest shimmies.

Yeah, and then FaZe to top it off.

Yeah, and then FaZe to top it off.

Yeah. You don't realize streaming scrims on the single PC, I'm not getting as much frames. And I didn't even, like, think of that until just now. So I'm not going to. Huh?

Yeah. You don't realize streaming scrims on the single PC, I'm not getting as much frames. And I didn't even, like, think of that until just now. So I'm not going to. Huh?

No, no, no, I don't need it. It's just, like, the Lee PCs are just so bad to stream on. But it's not, like, I'm at a disadvantage, but it's not, like, significant to where, like, I'm not going to stop streaming.

No, no, no, I don't need it. It's just, like, the Lee PCs are just so bad to stream on. But it's not, like, I'm at a disadvantage, but it's not, like, significant to where, like, I'm not going to stop streaming.

I go from, like, 190, 200-ish to, like, 140, 160, like, around there.

I go from, like, 190, 200-ish to, like, 140, 160, like, around there.

Yeah, which is not, like, too bad, but, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, which is not, like, too bad, but, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thankfully, I have the, like... Because there's certain PCs that you can't even stream on. Like, you get, like, insane packet loss. But I don't have that PC, so we're good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thankfully, I have the, like... Because there's certain PCs that you can't even stream on. Like, you get, like, insane packet loss. But I don't have that PC, so we're good.

It was tough. Trust me, I know.

It was tough. Trust me, I know.

Yeah, exactly. The only thing that's different is literally just, like, running it, like, when the game starts, I guess.

Yeah, exactly. The only thing that's different is literally just, like, running it, like, when the game starts, I guess.

Because, like, you're – I feel like the biggest thing is, like, as an AR – like, whenever you switch to an AR, like, having that chemistry of, like, where you know – let's say, for example, like, I switch to an AR. Knowing where, like, Brandon plays with an AR is so crucial to where, like, I have to play off him, if that makes sense.

Because, like, you're – I feel like the biggest thing is, like, as an AR – like, whenever you switch to an AR, like, having that chemistry of, like, where you know – let's say, for example, like, I switch to an AR. Knowing where, like, Brandon plays with an AR is so crucial to where, like, I have to play off him, if that makes sense.

Exactly, exactly. Those are his hot spots. That's, like, the only thing that, like, you're going to step into each other's toes when you do switch. But other than that, it's like what you said. Like, you're naturally changing to an AR on, like, certain hills. Yeah.

Exactly, exactly. Those are his hot spots. That's, like, the only thing that, like, you're going to step into each other's toes when you do switch. But other than that, it's like what you said. Like, you're naturally changing to an AR on, like, certain hills. Yeah.

Yeah, Bruce is nice with a sub. Of course he's nice with a sub. It's hard not to.

Yeah, Bruce is nice with a sub. Of course he's nice with a sub. It's hard not to.

Yeah. The new update, though. The new update.

Yeah. The new update, though. The new update.

Until after this major.

Until after this major.

Yeah, because they're not fixing the slide thing. You know what I'm talking about?

Yeah, because they're not fixing the slide thing. You know what I'm talking about?

Yeah.

Yeah.

They're not fixing that until like mid-season apparently, so.

They're not fixing that until like mid-season apparently, so.

I think that's what the new – or that's what, like, it was supposed to be. But then I think once they announced that they're not going to fix the slide thing, they switched it.

I think that's what the new – or that's what, like, it was supposed to be. But then I think once they announced that they're not going to fix the slide thing, they switched it.

So it's like – Yeah, it's kind of tricky. But, I mean, I'm probably just going to play Warzone because I'm not going to lie, that shit's so fun.

So it's like – Yeah, it's kind of tricky. But, I mean, I'm probably just going to play Warzone because I'm not going to lie, that shit's so fun.

It's the map, dude. I'm telling you, the map is insane. Say it again?

It's the map, dude. I'm telling you, the map is insane. Say it again?

Hey, you would love the sniper. The HDR?

Hey, you would love the sniper. The HDR?

It's right there. There's a, let me find the name of this pizza place.

There's a place in Garland, probably like 20 or 30 minutes away. Oh, they snapped into cheese and fell off or nothing? The date, Portnoy guy. Ranked it like a 9.1. That it was some of the best pizza he's ever had in his life. I forget the fucking name of it. I mean, it's probably not a place like this. I think it's like a real pizza place. Not this fancy schmancy pantsy shit.

Nah, we're good, Matt.

Oh, the venue is.

Yeah, let's just pick this Airbnb 10 minutes away.

I mean, I'd be down. I'm down, too, because I want to go to... What's that place?

People, there's something out there that it's like I chose to not go. You did. I texted Paige. And I said, is the option to go to Miami, literally the day after. And I was like, is the option to go to Miami still there? She said, no, it's not an option anymore.

Because on my stream, people were like, Hex isn't going no more. I was like, fuck. Because the plan was you'd be on Thursday, Friday.

Listen to the fish jump out water. Hammered. Random animals.

Oh, were y'all in like a... Like a deck where like a boat can park and stuff like that.

This is part of the fucking reason we wanted this. Like, it's on the beach.

The next thing you know.

Some drinks, some food.

Not about the house, not about the... The materialistic things.

It's the best, right?

It amplifies your favorite things.

Even like Uber Eats-ing food or DoorDash-ing food, but you're in a different place at like an Airbnb. It's different food. There's a little something different to it. It hits different. You're more excited to eat it. Yeah. You got a new spot to eat it at, new view. It's just everything you love is like amplified.

Got to be something you can rent, like rent for an event. All-terrain mobility just in the mountains.

I'd be doing that if I came back after a week.

People give Surge a lot of shit for getting 4-0'd in finals, but it's like, bro, they just got second twice. As a team, you're not seeing that team as like, oh, they're getting top two.

I mean, it's not a good look, but it's like people just dwell so hard on it.

They start laughing at them. Oh, they got shit on again. But it's like, bro, they just got second twice. I'd rather be in their situation than...

yeah i just came in and infiltrated and i mean i haven't been on minecraft in so long i was like man it's boring asking but i was like you know hex is on early mornings i was like cool this would this would be good for me like i'm i want to play something chill man like i got on halo the day before i played a few games and i was like i can't do this no more I need something slow, something chill.

So I got on Minecraft. Hex had a little bit done, and I basically just did... I expected to get on for three, maybe four hours, and then when Hex gets off, I'll get off, maybe hang out. And then I got on. At first, I was like, man, this is so annoying, learning all this shit again, and remembering what I got to do, and... what level or diamonds found on and all that.

They just would have to, like, it's just getting to the airport.

But once I got like the hang of it, like four hours in, I was so hooked. Like never, I stayed on for 10 hours straight, just on stream grinding it. And there hasn't been something like that, that I've done something like that since.

Like, they would have carried your shit, checked your bag, and then you're good.

And then you... Bro, you just go on this loop of duties. It really is an ADHD game. Yeah. Because that's exactly... You go for diamonds, but then you...

i don't know forget something or you find a cave and you're like oh let me go fucking put on armor to go get it but then you come up you see the farm you got to do that you then you're like let me feed the cows the pigs the chickens that then you got to replant it all then you're like oh what about the sugar cane go get the sugar cane put that away then you go back down then you see coal then you're like oh yeah i do need coal so you start getting coal you know you don't even go get your diamonds because your adhd is just running you fucking everywhere

Jude rumors it might be his last year. LeBron.

I'm not going to be happy either. Let's just get it. Did you cry when Jordan retired?

I only cry when dogs die. When there was a rapper, has there been a rapper, an actor, something? Kobe.

Like me when I'm hungover, crying on TikToks, IG reels. Yep. Shit about dogs. When I'm hungover, I'm emotional. Yep. That's why I cried at Seth's wedding. Just fucking beyond.

Just beyond hungover. It's all right to admit, man. That was the reason I did cry, but like my emotions. They get out of control when I'm hungover.

He didn't even go second? No, he went third. Oh, they hated on him.

There probably is a lot of hype around him just because of that.

Full PR? You're recording it. Like, you know it's, I don't know. That's so fucked up.

That's the best, man.

Yeah, right. But I'm thinking 80,000 subscriptions. Jesus Christ.

You would have been fine. What was y'all's mornings like?

And the ocean is off the beach is far. And the ocean's insane.

It was like wake up, shower, all that shit.

Ten UFC champions versus one gorilla. The gorillas still don't... I don't think so. Listen, there's so much technique. They can get a gorilla's arm. Someone's going for his leg.

We got to get this started.

Three maniacs versus one John Jones. He would rip you in the leg.

Bro, it just takes a little strategy.

Bro, 50 men would fuck up a gorilla.

Fucking lifts you. Fucking opens you up. Nah, man. He's getting fucked up. You got to think about how tired animals in real fights. Sometimes animals will get so tired that they'll just fall down and give up. Think about humans. And just like get eaten. Think about a hundred random humans.

Wear them out.

You signed up for this?

The gorilla would be so tired. John Jones.

He knows the techniques.

Five Embozes or Jon Jones? Jon Jones. No. Dude, no, man.

If you say Bill Russell's better than Jordan, sure.

Yeah, bring up the stats. Bring up the stats.

Ha ha!

A loser. He didn't even... Jordan before Pippen couldn't even win...

The league was shit back then. Oh, my God. No, it's not. It was more violent. Let's put up Wilt Chamberlain to fuck you.

The ceiling's the ceiling. It's not. You're still playing the hardest. Just because Big Timer said it doesn't mean it's fucking set in stone truth and candy.

That is 100% true. So Bill Russell's the best to ever play because no one has won 11 chips.

Wow. Because he wasn't as individually great. Judging off chips, points, and efficiency in the league. You've got a guy that can win 11 chips in a league.

I do not count Ogre 2's 22 wins in two seasons better than Snakebite's reign for the last 14 years. Even though it's Ogre 2 won more. Wait, was Bill Russell like that? Yes, man. He literally clears Jordan's. And his fucking henny. He clears that trash fucking drunk.

They might be the magic, but we're the magic, or we got the magic over here. No Harry Potter. And everyone was like.

I think I'll be playing with the energy.

They the magic, but they know we really got the magic over here.

Like, I heard that, and I was like, wow, I'll never get that guy's jersey.

I mean, he said no Harry Potters.

Are you propping your leg up while you play?

Oh, yeah.

What do you mean, toilet? Yeah, think about that. Get the toilet paper, then you fucking... Legend. Excuses, man. I'm telling you, it's not an excuse.

All tan and shit. Hungover. Bro, you were looking lobster-ish on stream.

So, like, have some respect and eat them. Just fully kill them. What they brought to planet Earth. Have some respect.

I don't know what month we're in.

He had a big clutch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The 1v2. I saw moments of the event, but if it wasn't our match, I was kind of not paying attention.

I don't know. I'm going to ask them that today, I guess, in the Halo pod. Wait, they didn't play the Cup? No, me and APG were doing a watch party, so we couldn't really watch the – on Saturday and Sunday, so we couldn't really watch these matches. But, yeah, we didn't play in the Cup. Shopify didn't play in the Cup, and FaZe didn't play in the Cup. I think it just didn't matter at all.

I mean, at this point – The only team that played was SSG, and then they ended up winning.

Yeah, I did.

Yeah, they are.

Even this upcoming... weekend is a qualifier, but they're not playing in that either. I think their spot's already solidified of what it's going to be for the event. And they don't want to practice? And then besides that, there's no cups or anything. It's this qualifier this weekend and then a break until the event. And I'm like, what the fuck, man? Give me something to work with.

That shit's going to be lit too.

I wonder if they'll be right beside each other. I kind of forget how, like, the DreamHack venue works.

I just needed my week. So you did Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Legend. Legend. That's what I like. I can't see, but I have to do that, and then content Tuesday. I have a headache right now. Tuesday would be IVs, water, sleep, dehydrated, not move from bed.

In Texas too.

I'm not going to lie. I actually love the heat.

That's not late. That's perfect.

Why do you think you're in the rut, though? It's a rut?

Yeah, we played- You guys played so much.

I don't know what it is, man. You're stuck in a pickle.

I mean, the only thing that I've related to is, like, fucking running. Like, whenever I was at my peak to, like, now, it's like, holy fuck.

It's so hard to start. I'm like, fuck me, man.

Oh, 100%. You feel so good. I know for me, at least, it takes one run.

Yeah, it's probably got like.

Yeah, the GA ones. It's like cork.

Exactly. Dude, he's probably nice with it then.

See, I'm, like, decent at 2v2s, but I'm really good at 1v1s.

Yeah.

They almost made $100 million just March.

That might accumulate to something crazy.

Yeah, that's nuts. That's actually absurd.

Yeah, I'm avoiding that shit like the plague, brother. I'm not looking at that shit. I don't need no negativity in my life since the Scumper Jumper.

I go to, or like every once in a while, every once in a blue moon, I think it's called Oak Lawn or Oak something. And it's like a park that has like, I think eight courts and that's what we do.

No, people are actually having this game. This is the first time me seeing it too.

Like random pickup 2v2s.

That was very unique. I've never seen a trailer like that. What, so mid? Yeah.

Wait, so wait. Wait, is that? Is that like, what is extraction?

Oh, that's like Tarkov?

Like fucking, yeah.

Where's the next Fortnite?

I forgot about that game, actually.

But apparently they're not even going to release fucking...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't think you can talk online.

From what I remember... I don't think you can talk a lot. Because I'm pretty sure I would always have to invite my friend to my party.

What is that? The drug selling game. The drug selling game?

Apparently you can play or you can make weed.

If I were to buy one, I'd buy the one go up a little bit.

How many cats or how long have you had them?

My little brothers watched it and they loved it.

Yeah.

Yo.

Yeah, so do you.

He's just saying that what he's doing- I just find it crazy that he's trying to go to Mars, bro.

Why the more I look at it, it's like blurring.

It looks like an exclamation point.

It's like, yo, we found some shit here. Dig here. Dig here. Treasure here.

You think aliens are real? Yes, 100%.

Is it actually how it is? Oh, my God. Is it how it is in the movies where it's literally a UFO and the green thing fucking comes down and you just go up? The tractor beam? Yeah. Is it like that? I don't know, man.

Where do they live, though?

Going into... So why don't they just say it was good? I don't understand. Why what? Like the aliens, why don't they just talk to this?

I think we're dumber, bro, I'll be honest. I mean, I don't know.

He'd fucking kill you.

He'd fucking kill you.

He would fucking, like he said, kill me.

The newest galaxy we know of formed only about 500 million years ago? Dude, what?

What does no light pollution mean?

I want to see.

Look, that's how it looks. Damn. Wait, wait, wait. So wait, what was your story though? You saw that and like you think there's.

So why is the sun the sun though?

Yeah, same thing happened to me, but instead he was typing to Caesar.

They're psychos, bro.

They actually feel perfect. I know you're saying they actually do, like, seem big, but I swear they're actually perfect. I swear. No, no, no.

1997.

No, yeah, for the matches. I actually wore these on stage our last... You shouldn't. Our last event.

Oh, you get to pick two?

Oh, bro.

Bro, an elephant can fucking literally stomp every- Dude, three tigers?

Well, they're all for comfortability-wise.

Listen, listen, listen. I get four bears and then one elephant.

I don't really like wearing shoes, to be honest.

Yeah. What are you? It's about the quantity. Okay, where am I fighting?

Am I fighting near the water? Croc done. Yeah.

You're squishing the fuck out of the thing.

Search up how much elephants weigh. A full-grown... We've gone off the plot this podcast.

Yeah. I've been wearing them since you got them.

How are they 5,000 pounds? They're just big. Like, how?

Oh, that's GG. Yo, look at the baby rhino. The what?

No, I don't really like those... What are they called?

Oh, no, they're not even Air Jordan. Oh, dang. I thought there was... Air Jordan Lowe's. I could have sworn you did Air Forces.

I thought those were Air Forces for a long time.

From a viewer perspective, compared to, like, actually being in the moment, like, dude, that's probably fucking insane, dude. Because, like, I just remember losing, and it's just like... Because you get to a point, bro, where, like, you just don't know what to talk about. Like, that's where we're at. Like, we just didn't know what to say. Like, we keep losing, and we keep having, like...

I think our last week in L.A. Thieves, before the L.A. Thieves match, was, like I said, our best practice. But we lost that match, and I just didn't, like, I didn't know what to say.

I don't think so.

I think so. That's what my mind itself is. Like, I told the entire time, like, I mean, even Damon was saying, like, he said, like, some corny shit. He was like, Rome wasn't built in, like, a week or some shit. And I was like, I'm good. I was just saying, trust the process. And for the longest time, like, that's what I was... you know, trying to do, but things just literally just didn't work out.

Fucking... And then Kenny looks pretty comfortable on rocker right now, so... I think, like, the biggest thing that, like, the reason why it didn't work is because, like...

Whenever AG wasn't on the team for, like, the whatever month, two months that he wasn't on the team, I think that, like, lack of practice without him and then getting back on the team, like, those two months were so valuable to where we just couldn't even find, like, our, like, vulnerability.

And then not only that, like, because Kyler's kind of different, because, like, I don't know, it's been, like, a month, but, like, Kyler's, like, playing. Like, Kyler was actually, like, playing.

Not saying that AG didn't really play, but, like, I mean, bro, he was only playing against, like, Australian eights.

Those guys are not touching the fucking hill. You know what I'm saying?

So it's so different.

The S&D was really clean, too.

Not overchallenged. Yeah. I almost scammed that last round against Rocker, but... Yo, it almost happened against Cloud9, too. Oh, yeah.

Oh, no, that was Kyler.

Same angle. Since I was in that scenario literally the day before, I knew exactly how to play. I was throwing the tightest shimmies.

Yeah, and then FaZe to top it off.

Yeah. You don't realize streaming scrims on the single PC, I'm not getting as much frames. And I didn't even, like, think of that until just now. So I'm not going to. Huh?

No, no, no, I don't need it. It's just, like, the Lee PCs are just so bad to stream on. But it's not, like, I'm at a disadvantage, but it's not, like, significant to where, like, I'm not going to stop streaming.

I go from, like, 190, 200-ish to, like, 140, 160, like, around there.

Yeah, which is not, like, too bad, but, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thankfully, I have the, like... Because there's certain PCs that you can't even stream on. Like, you get, like, insane packet loss. But I don't have that PC, so we're good.

It was tough. Trust me, I know.

Yeah, exactly. The only thing that's different is literally just, like, running it, like, when the game starts, I guess.

Because, like, you're – I feel like the biggest thing is, like, as an AR – like, whenever you switch to an AR, like, having that chemistry of, like, where you know – let's say, for example, like, I switch to an AR. Knowing where, like, Brandon plays with an AR is so crucial to where, like, I have to play off him, if that makes sense.

Exactly, exactly. Those are his hot spots. That's, like, the only thing that, like, you're going to step into each other's toes when you do switch. But other than that, it's like what you said. Like, you're naturally changing to an AR on, like, certain hills. Yeah.

Yeah, Bruce is nice with a sub. Of course he's nice with a sub. It's hard not to.

Yeah. The new update, though. The new update.

Until after this major.

Yeah, because they're not fixing the slide thing. You know what I'm talking about?

Yeah.

They're not fixing that until like mid-season apparently, so.

I think that's what the new – or that's what, like, it was supposed to be. But then I think once they announced that they're not going to fix the slide thing, they switched it.

So it's like – Yeah, it's kind of tricky. But, I mean, I'm probably just going to play Warzone because I'm not going to lie, that shit's so fun.

It's the map, dude. I'm telling you, the map is insane. Say it again?

Hey, you would love the sniper. The HDR?

The Lonely Island Setbacks Podcast.

The Lonely Island Setbacks Podcast.

That's nothing to do with souffle-ing eggs. I don't know. I don't know what their upbringing is like. Oh my God. Has anyone ever souffle-ed an egg? Yeah. Yeah.

That's nothing to do with souffle-ing eggs. I don't know. I don't know what their upbringing is like. Oh my God. Has anyone ever souffle-ed an egg? Yeah. Yeah.

No, he just got it.

No, he just got it.

Yeah. Yeah, man. Oh, shit. Spit it out, dude.

Yeah. Yeah, man. Oh, shit. Spit it out, dude.

I'm talking about look on the wall!

I'm talking about look on the wall!

No, Keem was involved, right?

No, Keem was involved, right?

You told us that.

You told us that.

Hey, everybody. This is Seth. Welcome back to part two of the Incredibed episode from the Lonely Island and Seth Meyers podcast. It's weird because it's going to sound like we were literally picking it up right where last week left off because that is exactly what happened. We did it at the same time. You guys understand how this works. Enjoy.

Hey, everybody. This is Seth. Welcome back to part two of the Incredibed episode from the Lonely Island and Seth Meyers podcast. It's weird because it's going to sound like we were literally picking it up right where last week left off because that is exactly what happened. We did it at the same time. You guys understand how this works. Enjoy.

You threw away your shot. Why didn't you give them lazy Sunday, sir?

You threw away your shot. Why didn't you give them lazy Sunday, sir?

All right, so here we go. The next interlude is Shrooms. I think we can go pretty quick on Shrooms. Tell me about Shrooms, guys. The beat inspired it. Yeah.

All right, so here we go. The next interlude is Shrooms. I think we can go pretty quick on Shrooms. Tell me about Shrooms, guys. The beat inspired it. Yeah.

It's a good interlude. And, you know, for me, I used to listen to Monty Python comedy albums and there was always I think an interlude is a very fair way to describe this.

It's a good interlude. And, you know, for me, I used to listen to Monty Python comedy albums and there was always I think an interlude is a very fair way to describe this.

Yeah, it's so funny.

Yeah, it's so funny.

Instead of like every suburban mom also maybe does them. Yeah, I mean, I'm actually kind of shrooming at all times now.

Instead of like every suburban mom also maybe does them. Yeah, I mean, I'm actually kind of shrooming at all times now.

All right, then we go to Like a Boss, and we'll get to that again. We like sports. We mentioned it, Just Two Guys. You'd done them once before. This is the second Just Two Guys song?

All right, then we go to Like a Boss, and we'll get to that again. We like sports. We mentioned it, Just Two Guys. You'd done them once before. This is the second Just Two Guys song?

Balling out Stewie. Yeah. That's fucking rad to this day. That's another time capsule that there was a recession and Stewie didn't give a fuck. Rich as fuck. He didn't care. We Like Sports is so much fun to watch.

Balling out Stewie. Yeah. That's fucking rad to this day. That's another time capsule that there was a recession and Stewie didn't give a fuck. Rich as fuck. He didn't care. We Like Sports is so much fun to watch.

I think we did talk about just two guys. It is very flatly delivered. I highly recommend people go watch it on YouTube. Can I tell you my favorite line?

I think we did talk about just two guys. It is very flatly delivered. I highly recommend people go watch it on YouTube. Can I tell you my favorite line?

My favorite line is, I'm team captain and I choose you. And then Keeve goes, I'm the other team captain and I choose you too. That gives you these guys' mindset in a nutshell. Or also they might not quite fully understand sports and how it works when you're the team captain. And then what do they call you, Andy, when you show up? You have one moment here. He's always Steve.

My favorite line is, I'm team captain and I choose you. And then Keeve goes, I'm the other team captain and I choose you too. That gives you these guys' mindset in a nutshell. Or also they might not quite fully understand sports and how it works when you're the team captain. And then what do they call you, Andy, when you show up? You have one moment here. He's always Steve.

It's his reoccurring character. Are you that asshole, Steve, or is it worse? No, he's the cunt. He's a cunt-hole. Okay, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I have no confidence in what I heard with my own ears.

It's his reoccurring character. Are you that asshole, Steve, or is it worse? No, he's the cunt. He's a cunt-hole. Okay, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I have no confidence in what I heard with my own ears.

What's that great coup album where it's like a barbershop on the cover, is that?

What's that great coup album where it's like a barbershop on the cover, is that?

How long did it take you guys to shoot We Like Sports? That's a day or, right? I think it was a couple of days.

How long did it take you guys to shoot We Like Sports? That's a day or, right? I think it was a couple of days.

You think it's bitter, but I think it's great. Yeah. Doesn't even know what people who like whiskey say.

You think it's bitter, but I think it's great. Yeah. Doesn't even know what people who like whiskey say.

We're just in a parking lot where we saw the brightest colored car instead of in front of it. Yeah, I did go back. I thought, wait, is that a green screen? No, they just found a weird car. Yeah, we just went to a parking lot. Walked up the street. Also, there's a really funny shot of you guys in a hot tub rapping, wearing white t-shirts.

We're just in a parking lot where we saw the brightest colored car instead of in front of it. Yeah, I did go back. I thought, wait, is that a green screen? No, they just found a weird car. Yeah, we just went to a parking lot. Walked up the street. Also, there's a really funny shot of you guys in a hot tub rapping, wearing white t-shirts.

Hey, feed me the rock. Yes, the rock. Feed me and then hand it.

Hey, feed me the rock. Yes, the rock. Feed me and then hand it.

There were two that made me laugh the hardest, and we're at the first. And again, part of it was just a lack of familiarity due to me not listening to it as much, to it not being a short. Dream Girl with Norah Jones is so funny. It's so funny that Norah Jones is doing it. She has the best voice maybe in the world, singing it with such earnestness.

There were two that made me laugh the hardest, and we're at the first. And again, part of it was just a lack of familiarity due to me not listening to it as much, to it not being a short. Dream Girl with Norah Jones is so funny. It's so funny that Norah Jones is doing it. She has the best voice maybe in the world, singing it with such earnestness.

And the three of you are just rapping about your dream girl who is a disaster.

And the three of you are just rapping about your dream girl who is a disaster.

They might have weird taste.

They might have weird taste.

I mean, here's one. These are just descriptions of the girl. I mean, early on, this is kind of, okay, I've heard a song like this before. Dream girl, you amaze me, all dressed in paisley. Love how, not one, but both eyes are lazy. Okay. Then later, Andy, just a few lines later, shows up, half-eaten squirrel hanging out of your mouth. Now you're like, who are we dealing with?

I mean, here's one. These are just descriptions of the girl. I mean, early on, this is kind of, okay, I've heard a song like this before. Dream girl, you amaze me, all dressed in paisley. Love how, not one, but both eyes are lazy. Okay. Then later, Andy, just a few lines later, shows up, half-eaten squirrel hanging out of your mouth. Now you're like, who are we dealing with?

Then we go back to sort of a more normie complaint. You got your cell phone ring set to Sex and the City. But now here's the one I want you to explain. All right, ready, Keith? This is you.

Then we go back to sort of a more normie complaint. You got your cell phone ring set to Sex and the City. But now here's the one I want you to explain. All right, ready, Keith? This is you.

Well, again, like you said, I married a native New Mexican. I've been to Santa Fe. Turquoise queen. Bang. Like, seen it. What is a Santa Fe lean? Well, they've got one short leg. They're kind of like Michael Jackson. Gotcha. So it's basically a woman in turquoise who's got one short leg and is leaning, is known as having a Santa Fe lean.

Well, again, like you said, I married a native New Mexican. I've been to Santa Fe. Turquoise queen. Bang. Like, seen it. What is a Santa Fe lean? Well, they've got one short leg. They're kind of like Michael Jackson. Gotcha. So it's basically a woman in turquoise who's got one short leg and is leaning, is known as having a Santa Fe lean.

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Yeah.

Yeah. Jorm? Yeah. You come in with a lot of enthusiasm singing, it's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep. Yeah.

Yeah. Jorm? Yeah. You come in with a lot of enthusiasm singing, it's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep. Yeah.

Andy, though, then you come in maybe with my favorite. Oh, well, hold on. I'm going to tell you my favorite. Girl, how'd you get those mousetraps glued to your neck? I don't remember any of these. Surprisingly. And then this, little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck? Like, what's going on with this person? Must have been fixing the deck with some sort of power drill. Little rascal.

Andy, though, then you come in maybe with my favorite. Oh, well, hold on. I'm going to tell you my favorite. Girl, how'd you get those mousetraps glued to your neck? I don't remember any of these. Surprisingly. And then this, little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck? Like, what's going on with this person? Must have been fixing the deck with some sort of power drill. Little rascal.

Accidentally screwed herself to it. So she was working with tools on the deck. Unbelievable. Then this one was just like a very simple, telling you to stop it, then you don't. I just like also this person's a bad listener.

Accidentally screwed herself to it. So she was working with tools on the deck. Unbelievable. Then this one was just like a very simple, telling you to stop it, then you don't. I just like also this person's a bad listener.

But then I missed my favorite thing about the song. It begins spoken word Andy. Do you remember how it starts, Andy? What you tell everybody?

But then I missed my favorite thing about the song. It begins spoken word Andy. Do you remember how it starts, Andy? What you tell everybody?

I got more though, because do you remember the spoken word at the top though, Andy? This is a really important detail in the song that resolves itself in the final verse.

I got more though, because do you remember the spoken word at the top though, Andy? This is a really important detail in the song that resolves itself in the final verse.

And then by the time they started singing about Chex Mix, you'd forgotten that it was sponsored by Chex Mix. That's right. But then the last verse is a lot of stuff about Chex Mix.

And then by the time they started singing about Chex Mix, you'd forgotten that it was sponsored by Chex Mix. That's right. But then the last verse is a lot of stuff about Chex Mix.

It might have tested better. But also, it's so great because Norah Jones basically sings the end of this song. It is just beautiful Norah Jones singing, Chex Mix, you're delicious. You got 60% less fat than potato chips.

It might have tested better. But also, it's so great because Norah Jones basically sings the end of this song. It is just beautiful Norah Jones singing, Chex Mix, you're delicious. You got 60% less fat than potato chips.

She understood that it wasn't. I mean, it's really, really good. She also sings with, I mean, again, the full-throated intensity and passion we've come to expect from her. You guys remember the Chex Mix?

She understood that it wasn't. I mean, it's really, really good. She also sings with, I mean, again, the full-throated intensity and passion we've come to expect from her. You guys remember the Chex Mix?

Yeah. Probably. Yeah. I mean, that's good. That's the right thing to do is to send you that. Yeah.

Yeah. Probably. Yeah. I mean, that's good. That's the right thing to do is to send you that. Yeah.

Yeah. Or one might even say it's the least they can do. Thank you. Or the most. Or the most they could do. All right. Then we go into Ross Trent, Dick in a Box. The Old Saloon. Go.

Yeah. Or one might even say it's the least they can do. Thank you. Or the most. Or the most they could do. All right. Then we go into Ross Trent, Dick in a Box. The Old Saloon. Go.

So you're basically rapping like cowboys, but you start by screaming, this is the new shit. And somebody keeps screaming DJ Larry throughout the song. Oh, it's not Larry. It's just DJ. Okay, gotcha.

So you're basically rapping like cowboys, but you start by screaming, this is the new shit. And somebody keeps screaming DJ Larry throughout the song. Oh, it's not Larry. It's just DJ. Okay, gotcha.