Seth Meyers

Between her and your feast for the ages, I almost switched cars.

I actually texted my wife to complain about this situation unfolding around me.

Then I recognized it was Seth.

This is our text exchange.

Me, the annoying food guy, turns out to be Seth Meyers.

By the way, for all the kind things Theodore says, it is really hammering home this back of the head guilt that maybe everybody was like, that's too much food to have on the train.

Now I know from Theodore it is.

the really annoying food guy turns out to be Seth Meyers wife really yes I'm thinking of saying something Quaid Army wife what the fuck are you talking about me total recall stuff wife the movie question mark me it's the name of the character from the movie wife and this is something you're supposed to say question mark me look we're getting off topic should I say something or not wife I'm at work explanation point me fuck he's getting up it's now or never

A few minutes passed.

Me, not sure that worked out for him.

I think I spooked him.

His eyes got real bad.

Then he realized why my eyes got real big.

Seth had almost forgotten a bag.

And then when he went to grab it, pennies and nickels went everywhere.

I looked out the window.

I think I might have locked eyes with Seth and not in a good way.

Totally not.

I did not lock eyes with you again, Theodore.

I think I need to apologize for making his disembarkment more challenging.