Seán Burke
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My cattle have keeled over and I fear they've fallen foul of fairy darts.
How can I protect the rest of my livestock from disgruntled fairy folk?
The only time I hear about fairy forts is when somebody's trying to build a road in Ireland.
They're like, no, I'm not touching that.
You mean like Sauron?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that man, yeah.
No, outside of that, no.
I mean, it sounds familiar, but I actually don't specifically know.
Right, classic butter problem.
The girls are coming over for brunch this weekend and my butter won't churn.
How can I make my dairy delicious again?
Oh, I'm glad you clarified that.
It's a lot to remember.
Did you say there was a bell in there as well?
It really adds an extra oomph if you could just ring a bell every time you say... Ding-a-ning-a-ning.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.