Shaan Puri

Do you pay attention?

Bamboo cotton.

I listen to him.

I listen to stuff.

What is it, microplastics?

That's the issue?

Well, I think we're all effectively, as we sit here, nuking our nuts.

That's what I've gathered from this study.

So a study on Twitter from the never controversial account Carnivore Aurelius says...

Ladies, you need to be wearing cotton underwear.

Now, this is targeted at women, but there's evidence for males as well.

Polyester underwear on dogs tanked their progesterone 90%, which earlier we called out the ethics of studies and how we can't do them anymore.

Do we draw the line at making dogs infertile through human underwear?

Polyester underwear on dogs tanked progesterone 90% from 15 nanograms per milliliter to 5, and 75% of them couldn't get pregnant.

Polyester creates an electrostatic field that disrupts hormone production.

100% cotton only if you want babies.

I have never paid any attention to this now, and I don't think I own a single pair of cotton underwear.

I thought this was fascinating.

I'm doing the opposite.

I'm going to do this as a form of birth control.