Shane
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
It's got to be the big story. I actually do believe that. Yeah. That 10 years from now, we'll remember that Florida won a national title. Will we remember it as much as... Because here's the difference, Hank, between Duke's choke and... You're saying it's USA-Russia?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
yeah he is a big time dry mouth guy he is he is uh he also is a coach that every time i see him i think he's going to be fatter than he is yeah i think i think it's the name kelvin kelvin he like i i assume every time the camera pans so i'm like wow he's lost a lot of weight but i say that every time i see him adding an l to kevin makes you fatter yeah it should like when you close your eyes you say hey that's that's kelvin coming down the street i'm like whoa
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
That guy's a big boy. It's how you say Kevin while you're swallowing a bite of sandwich. Yeah, your mouth is full. Kelvin.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
That didn't happen. So it turns out that the only thing that we could say after the tournament was over, if Duke had won, NIL ruined college basketball. Correct. And since Florida won and they didn't have freshmen, it's college basketball alive and well. Alive and well. Although I...
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
I hate, after big games like this, seeing Olivier Roux go out on the court and cut down the nets and not have to jump at all. The 7'8 guy, 7'9 guy in Florida who doesn't play because he's a freshman. I just wish that we had seen him play.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
He's going to be a freak.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Do we have a top 25 for next year already? I love the sickos that do those lists the second the game's over.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
I would just assume that if you're doing Bracketology for next year already, you're only doing it. Oh, there it is. Just have the first four teams out so you can stick it to fan bases that you don't like.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
I feel like they reversed where West Virginia should be in Xavier. I feel like those two are backwards in this one. Did the committee get it wrong?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
That's actually a great way to take away some of this. If your team doesn't get into the NCAA tournament, there should be a guy that does this for next year and put all those bubble teams in and actually be like, look, we're building something.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
you got it you're on the way uh all right so yeah good bad tournament great final four yeah i think that's fair to say you got to get a shot off got to get a shot off me if i that's probably i mean with houston you take the good with the bad they practice so much in like loose ball drills yeah and not shooting you you revert back to your training what do you think wrestling what do you think would have happened if he had picked up the ball do you think the rest would have been they would have called it
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Sprinted right at the rim.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
That's what I didn't understand was why take it down that far? Why not give yourself a shot to, if they get a rebound, get a foul and play it out from there, give yourself multiple opportunities to not get a shot off.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Also, I feel like J. Juan Roberts could get a rebound even if there are three other guys around him. Yeah.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
That was insane.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
I woke up this morning and my first thought was, how did Florida win this game? Yeah. Like, it's crazy. It was a great comeback by Florida. They were nuts.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
What the fuck? Yeah, what the fuck? This is one of the craziest coach firings. Denver is in the fourth seed, I believe, right now, but all these teams in the West are within half game, so they could end up being the eighth seed. Memes had an interesting theory that he's been reading about online. I don't know.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
it's a sweatshirt a heresy a heresy i think a sweatshirt jersey sweat sweat jersey and then matching sweatpants and then has his shoes and socks exactly like luca would wear yeah so he's just channeling luca on the maps and he's been drinking beers all day and he said uh he means what hookah and hookah memes was like is it sex trafficking that was his theory on michael yeah
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
I mean, the Denver Airport, weird shit goes on there.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
I coach the team now.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Me personally, I would keep the coach that won an NBA title.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
But with Jokic, I feel like he's always teetering on the edge of being like, you know, I don't really like playing basketball. I'd rather just hang out with my horses. You don't want to piss him off. So I feel like you have to have that conversation with him.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah, there are some pictures of him that kind of looked like he was melting. Yeah, someone said it looks like they put Nick Cage's face inside of his.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Let's take a look at this guy, because I only saw the graphic that Shams... Yeah, just why the long face, Calvin?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
That's not great. It's a very strange time to do all this. Very strange. Like, really, really strange. The owner, Josh Kroenke, he gave a press conference today, and they asked him about it.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
I'll have to look that up. He might. Good for him.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah. But he's independently wealthy, I'm sure. His message to the team was, play hard and have fun. So they're going the Mighty Ducks strategy. They're going, yeah.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
So I guess they're just going to go with their assistant coaches in interim for the playoffs. Okay. Coaching by committee? This is stupid.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Fair, fair question. And will those assistants coach hard for you after you fired their guy?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
I'm very excited about it, Big Cat. I know that Sunday is maybe the best nap day of the entire calendar year when you're watching the final round. I think it's Saturday. I actually have become more of a Friday Masters guy. Oh! Friday Masters before the cut, it's like a little mini championship. It's like everybody is fighting for something.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
You can download the app.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
It's usually like 30 minutes about how Sam Snead named a tree.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
What about the morning?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
No, you're going to want to see how the course looks in the morning.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Here's the thing, though, and Max makes a good point. They could be lying to us about what happens earlier in the day. Right. They could just make up the scores and be like, oh, this is crazy. Tiger Woods shot another great round early in the day on Saturday. You didn't see it.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Max was like, I think we should be able to watch more golf, and Hank's like, no.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
That doesn't add up. You want to play at Augusta. Why would Hank say that?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
I also love the caddy uniforms at Augusta. The caddy uniforms are priceless. They're like little smocks that they get them. Are you trying to play at Augusta? No.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
No, I have opted out. You forget, Big Cat. Like, three years ago on this show, I said, I don't want to play at Augusta. I'm not Augusta material. I'm opting out. And you said... Thank you. Thank you.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
That was incredible. Great games. Great games. We deserve it. We put in the hard work. You know that? I just got crashed by the lighthouse. We put in the hard work, watching the shit. The shit turned into fertilizer, and we got a beautiful garden that bloomed in the Final Four. I think that Houston was uncomfortable not playing from behind. Yeah.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Thank you.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
I feel like Houston had to lead the whole game, and they're like, wait, we're usually the ones that are coming back at the last minute.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Thank you.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Thank you. Thank you.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah, that was weird. Was that the worst final possession of all time in college basketball? It might be. Chris Webber. Not the final possession. I don't know what they were planning on doing. I guess credit to Florida's defense for taking away whatever it is they were trying to do. But yeah, they couldn't get a shot off.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
That's what Hank... Yeah, that's what Hank does across the camera. And then he sits down and Max is like, what's going on? Then Hank gets mad at Max for telling him, hey, we started the interview already. He looks at his watch like, you guys are the ones... We started, I think, a minute early.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
PFT, that was rude. I mean, it's not rude because I've come to expect this from him. That's true. That was literally mid-sentence. He just stood up and left. He's like, I got done talking about the video that I saw Dave tweet earlier and an article that I saw somebody else retweet yesterday, so I'm going to get up. My job here is done. My job's done. See you guys. Where the fuck is he?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
What am I going to talk about for hot seat? Let me see what Dave said. All right, yeah, I'll just say what he said.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
He's probably jacking off. So you did the Uber Eats thing again? Actually, all that Masters talk. Yeah, so on Monday, the very next meal that I had,
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
after i made the statement of what the hot streak i've had um yeah just send it to the wrong place and it's it's uh in my house still because i brought it in when i got home that's such a sad thing to bring inside yeah you're the front door and here's a six hour old lunch yeah and you just bring it inside and put it and stare at it for the rest of the day don't say anything because i'm gonna use it as my hot seat because he stole mine okay so that's my my cool throne is jinxes so reset the counter to zero yeah uh all right my hot seat is hank what was that
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
I didn't get the text until after you had left, and I was like, that was a confident exit by him. Just don't listen to the last five minutes.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
You're welcome. What about hot seat Drake May because the Boston media is asking if Drake May is a little bit of a diva getting Joe Bolton out of town. Fuck the Boston media. What happened?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
I think he would like a place where he can compete to be a starter potentially at some point. I don't know. I feel like if he goes to... Okay, in his wildest dreams, if Dak gets injured, which probably that would never happen, but if it did, and he got in and he played awesome, you could see a world where the Cowboys would be like, we're going to go with Joe Milton down the line.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
If Drake May got banged up out for like four weeks, no chance he loses his job. You guys are delusional about Joe Milton.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
But when he's good, he's very good.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Oh, he is. When he throws the ball and I go, dude, he threw an orange 106 yards.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
That was not fun. That was a not fun thing that he did. But when he just lets it rip. Yeah.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Oh, needed that. So this reasonably priced, dare I say, even affordable sandwich that you can buy at the best golf tournament in the world that tastes very good is not like Jose Andres' chef quality? Mm-hmm. Okay. Yep. You know what? All the worst teams have the best food. Yeah. The White Sox have incredible food.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Let people enjoy things.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
He found a way to do it. You think Ravel has a 40-year-old barbecue sandwich from Augusta in a glass case in his collectibles room? Probably. Probably.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah. Yeah.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
I think... Wait, was it the dude that, like, one of the first guys that started it killed himself in one of the lakes there? So he's got his noose. Yeah, he's got the bullet.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Ooh.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah, I feel bad for Kelvin Sampson. I do too. I was hoping. I mean, I obviously had the future on Florida. But for Kelvin, I don't know if he's going to get back here because this is an old team that he had. Their culture, though. Yeah, what was the average age there? Like 21, 21 and a half? Yeah. They were an older team, and they played really hard last night.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Last round. You missed the part where it was five.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
And you were probably exhausted last year because you had to play twice as much golf the weekend before.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
So this might be a dumb question, but if we're trying to find silver lining here, are you at a point where you're able to just say, fuck it this week? Like, are we going to see fucking max?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
I was super impressed with how they defended against Clayton. So what they did in the first half was they had Cryer on them. Yeah, they blitzed them, too. And they're like, yeah, Cryer, you're going to sprint your ass off. Pretend like you're running around guarding Rip Hamilton for 20 minutes, and then in the second half, we're going to put Sharp on him. Yeah.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Hank, you have a question? He does later. Hank was getting real close to the mic with an open mouth, so that's my cue. I mean, I have questions. I can wait.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
So we'll have someone who's relatively fresh. And they did a great job of stopping him taking way outside shots. He had great passes to the inside. I didn't know if Condon was going to be enough because Condon, he looked like he was scared.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
What's the process like for finding a new caddy? How do you evaluate the guy and be like, I think you could work with me?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah. Did the, did the thought cross your mind? You know, Jersey Jerry's got some caddying experience.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Great passing.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
No. Yeah. Can you vape at Augusta? That might be a breaking point for him.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
I think there have been some games where he looks good offensively, but against Houston, he wanted no part of having that ball in the paint. Yeah, he would just he would like toss it around to himself, dribble it off his leg, get it stripped. I think he had like back to back traveling violations. Yeah, he was he was scared in the first half. But yeah, there were great passes by by Clayton.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah. I mean, it sounds like we're close if you're shooting seven under on a practice round. Yeah. Just for nine holes. We're very close, Matt.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
And then the second half, they kind of figured out different ways that they could score completely different halves in terms of how it was officiated to.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Listen, I think you think that you're close. I believe you. Thank you. I want this to be the weekend. That'd be great if this was the start of the turnaround for Max.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
If you finish top 10, you have to come back on the show on Monday.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
All right, deal. So one of the big changes at Augusta this year is the app, the Masters app, the best app in sports. I assume that you download the app before you go there. We're going to get to see every single shot from the range sessions from everybody. Oh, for real. So, yeah. So now we're going to be like, oh, he's hitting the ball well at the range.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
And then we're going to be able to figure out if we want to bet on that guy or not. In your experience, have you always played the best after you have good range sessions? Or is it one of those things where you've had the worst range sessions and then gone out there and shot the best round of your life?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
i think it's uh it's to each their own on that one what do you think about when you're practicing on the range when you're getting ready for a round because when i go out there i'm like i'll hit uh like four shots with every club and then hope that maybe like two out of the four look like golf shots they go up yeah they're relatively straight then they go like kind of far that's what i'm hoping for what are you doing on the board yeah forward's good uh i'm i'm similar man uh i'll take
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah, he pretended to get hacked so much that when he actually got hacked, nobody believed it. His account actually got shut down. It was poetic.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Well, outside of maybe Rizzler, Rizzler, the Mets game, that one you should have Max for the for the last like three months, we've all been pretending that the SEC sucks at basketball because they have a 500 back. So you missed out on that one.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah, two of those fouls were phantom calls. Two were really, really bad. And then there was a bad no call that they had, too. And so I... After the first bad call, I could tell Golden's, he's going to get a technical here. Watch, he's like, he knows that he's out of the box. I love, by the way, I love the box that they put on coaches because no coach stays in the box ever.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah. Right. So you also get to hear people explain to you Internet stories and they have to explain to you why they're important.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
It's like, Oh, now I get it. That's his son. Actually. No, he has a son and he's that guy. Hank, do you have any questions for our dear friend, Matt?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
What do you mean only on the driver? Or like that's the only club that I hit farther than you?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
that's fair i quit i quit playing golf i'm only focusing on driving wait it sounds like he hits all of the clubs two out of four times very well that's a good point he also yeah his distance he hits it far but it's usually like 20 feet over the green but that's that's yeah and i always feel awesome i'm like damn i even i clubbed down on that one and went too far
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
That's actually the best way to play golf. I've always said, Max, that it's way better to suck at golf than it is to be really good at golf. Because if you're really good at golf, you hit one bad shot and you're like, fuck, and you get super pissed off. I suck at golf. If I hit one shot that looks like a golf shot per hole, I'm like, this is awesome. Playing golf is so much fun.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
It's such a, it's such a pure piece of joy. I love it. Yeah.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
It's just, if you get worn three times and you still, you go further outside the box, that's when they hit you with the tee.
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I love that. Also implying that you're not good right now.
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You're on the road to good.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Thank you. Thank you.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Thank you.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
I had Jeff Goodman as mine. Jeff Goodman also.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
It sucks talking about him because he doesn't know who we are, so he's not ever going to hear this. Correct. It feels like I'm just yelling into the ether.
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Thank you.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Thank you.
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Thank you.
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That's true. So I had a question for you because I saw a journalist that's down there that had an interesting take on the scenery and the vibe at Augusta. Wanted to get your thoughts on it. This individual said not a single food item at Augusta National would get attention were it not for the cheap price. What would you score that take?
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It's black and white. Do all refs wear black and white, though?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah, it's tough to make a bad pimento cheese sandwich too. So as long as it's fresh, then I think we're good.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Well, I feel like in the NBA, it's like gray. It might be gray. There are shades of gray in there. On a college basketball referee, you think black and white. Stripes.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Exactly. Go ahead. I was just going to ask an actual question about a golfer. Jon Rahm is a guy that I'm keeping my eyes on. So according to I think the World Golf Rankings, he's not playing good golf right now. But when you look at how he's actually been playing, when you watch him play, it seems like he's very capable of winning.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Do you think that Jon Rahm has a chance to come back and win again?
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It's a great pun. It's not art. Yeah. It's not art. But that's the dumbest argument I've ever heard. I think that's very stupid. Can you imagine a baseball umpire being like, the strike zone, it changes. Right. No. Be consistent. That's the one thing. Listen, if you're going to blow the P 26 times in the second half, then blow the P 26 times in the first half.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah, Ludwig Eberg, he played really, really well last year. He had a great chance on Sunday until the back nine. Hank says that no, he cannot play well at Augusta. Hold on, we've got to put on Hank's mic. Hank disagrees. Nope. You shook your head no, fact or fiction.
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So where are we at with Bryson in all this? Because I know that he's switching his ball, right? Going into Augusta, he's not sure what ball he's going to be playing. That doesn't seem like a great time. When you're like Bryce and you micromanage every single part of your game, not knowing what ball you're going to be hitting feels like it's a big red flag for me. But maybe I'm wrong.
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What do you think about that?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
That sucks. I have another complaint about the officiating. This has been bugging me for, I feel like three years now. Why do they insist on having that weird angle camera every time they're watching the review and then making the announcement?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Okay. Yeah, so he can practice. That's one thing that I don't like about being able to see every range shot now on the app is that guys go out there, and they fuck around. They work on new stuff. And then you look at that, and you're like, oh, my God, he's shanking everything. I got to bet against this guy. It's, like, too much information.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah, exactly. So speaking of the course, though, what have we done in the past year that has changed at Augusta? What should we be on the lookout?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
What about the trees? Yeah, what about the trees? Somebody here said that the trees are different.
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The one that's like, it looks like it's done on a laptop camera, like a front-facing laptop camera where they stare into it and every single one of them looks like a serial killer about to murder somebody. Yeah. Yeah, it's a blowjob. It's a blowjob. It's the what she sees. Yeah, right. And every ref looks like a complete creep. Just get a normal camera. I agree. It's so stupid.
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All right, that's good. I like that. I like a little tradition at Augusta. Don't make me learn new stuff every year there. I like to know the ins and the outs of the course. I just saw this morning they published the mowing reports. Are you a mowing report guy?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah, any surprises in the mowing report?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
It makes me hate the refs more. Also, I did grow to hate Gene Steratore. I loved him at the end. I went the other way. You ended up liking him?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
What happened to the framework? I was told that we had a framework in place.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah. What about the journalist lottery? When do we find out who gets to play Augusta? Ooh.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Have you played?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Oh, man. How many journalists enter their names into the lottery every year?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Although it was very funny when they took somebody that had never played golf before last year. I kind of like that.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
You got to stay strong.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
He's putting one, but in the worst place it could possibly be, whether that's the farthest distance away or the place where it's the toughest with the breaks.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
No, no caddy.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
It's like being the mayor of New York City. No matter what you do, everybody's going to hate you.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Okay. Interesting. What do you think the winning score is this week? Hmm.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
If you are the person who is in charge of busting in the broadcast like 20 times in three minutes to analyze if a ball hit off a guy's knee, when we can all see that it hit off his knee, and they're like, okay, let's get Gene Steratore in because he's the only guy that can tell us if this ball actually hit off the guy's knee or if we're just seeing things. Gene, what do you think?
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Okay.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
I mean, under the bright lights, that's when it matters the most. One day, yeah. Sunday red.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
I was curious about Max, our other good friend Max. Yep. So he is a guy that has played well at Augusta. You said that's very important. But he's also a guy that's not playing well right now, which you also say is important. So what would be a reasonable expectation for Max Homa at this year's Masters?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah, we love that. Do you think that America is going to continue its dominance? Because, what, it's seven majors in a row that we've won?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
It makes me hate you. I don't want to hate Gene.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
So even if you're a guy that maybe is sick of Scottie winning all the time, you should be rooting for Scottie just for that reason. Because he's maybe our best chance.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Can you, can you educate us on what strokes gain means? I know that it's important and I know that it's good, but I don't, I don't know how they do it.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Office hot?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
I was reading the other day that if you win the Masters, you get to use the champion's driving range that not everybody else gets to use. Have you heard about this champion's driving range?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah, it's like a big, it's a big joke that they're playing. I did. I did read, though, that there's a champion's driving range, but the champion's driving range isn't nearly as good as the regular driving range. So it's like, why would you, why would you want to use it just to be like, fuck you?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
That's why you got to get Mike Carey back. Yeah. We need to bring him back into the national discussion.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah, that's true. That's actually a good point. That's probably why it's not as long.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah. The old Mark Titus injury. There have been some great baseball injuries this year. Being out because he ate chicken wings. Man card. Tough. Play the Joe Buck drop. Tough. Gotta make it. Can't say it's the wings. Guy like me, I only eat wings. Never missed a podcast. Nope. Not a jinx.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Championship Instagram reel. That's crazy. You've got to still make the DVD. We're still going to say championship DVD, start of the DVD, right? Yeah, absolutely. We're not changing that. It makes us a boomer, but you either die a millennial or you live long enough to be a boomer. We'll just accept it.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
You know who else they call boomer? Chris Berman.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
It's a boomer take.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Is that boomer?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
No, that's just a kid that likes Duke.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Saying championship DVD is a boomer take. They do that with cringe too. Yeah. It's just a word that they'll say that they think is going to hurt you. Right. Guess what? I don't give a fuck. It's lost all meaning because it gets thrown around too much. You overused it. You overplayed your hand. We took that word back.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Best city for a finale to a sports season. I mean, Vegas. Vegas. I can personally attest. I like New Orleans. Stanley Cup in Vegas.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
New Orleans is pretty sick. We did do the Final Four in New Orleans a couple years ago. It was a great time. Super Bowl was in New Orleans this year. Do you remember what happened in that Final Four, Big Cat? Yeah. In Vegas? Coach K is dead. Yeah. Boomer take. Yeah, listen. New Orleans is always going to be at the top of my list. Vegas was a lot of fun. I like Indy, too.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
There's a bunch of places. Memes wants to go back to God's country.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
But imagine losing in Honolulu. Yeah. It's a long flight. But if you lose in Honolulu, you're like, okay, who cares? I'm in Hawaii.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah. Yeah.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Thank you. Thank you.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Thank you.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
That's wild. Yeah. I think the story from this Final Four, though, if we're going to think back, Put yourself in a time machine 10 years from now. Duke. Duke losing. It's still the story of the Final Four. Yes. I will die on that hill. Houston choked. That was one possession. Houston blew that game. Hank, I said it was maybe the worst possession I've ever seen. But it was before that they choked.
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Thank you.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
So he ended up killing his dad as he was on a mission to kill the guy who killed his dad. Right. That felt a little ham-fisted. It was just a little cheap. I think that this is going to be an unpopular opinion, though. I think Chelsea, the British girl that was dating Walter Goggins,
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
if she didn't have funny teeth she would suck yeah i liked her character yeah but i don't i think she was very likable because she was like kind of adorable but she's british but she was british and all she did was just try to like fix a guy that clearly wasn't fixable yeah
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
No, he was just a pussy. He just knew that he had to get a shot off, unlike Kelvin Sampson at the end. He's like, I got to make this chick like me. Yeah. I watched. I enjoyed parts. I didn't love the whole thing. What if it was like one of those Disney Cinematic Universe tie-through stories where Gary was Uncle Rico? Yeah. Like Uncle Rico retires to Thailand. Yeah. That's what I like to imagine.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
No, he did not take 20 steps. I think there were probably two missed calls. But, I mean, they were close enough. Yeah, Houston did choke. And also there was the goaltending that they didn't review. Yeah, that was important, it turns out.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
No, I was watching them both at the same time.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
No, but I like White Lotus Season 2 and Season 1 a lot.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
I was. Because I caught up on Severance late. I was watching them both concurrently, and I absolutely think that's a fair point.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
I still think it was good. Yeah. I enjoyed watching it, and I'm going to continue to watch it like Big Cat. It's a good, good show.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
They can't review that because they didn't call it. So if they had called it on the floor, they could look at it and be like, yeah, we got it right, but they didn't call it. So instead, we just came back from commercial and they were like, look at this goaltending call that they missed. Nothing's going to change.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Because I feel like doing a podcast about a show that you watch is the new reading a book.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yes.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah. What happened on last week's PMTV? Last week's PMTV, Max got invited to the White House. Oh, let's break that down. So Jerry O'Connell reached out to us. Big Cat and I didn't see it coming. Yeah.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
One thing I do like about what Mike White does, though, is he either kills or morally bankrupts every likable character on the show. Yeah. Like, he fucks with the viewer in a fun way. That part I like.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
That's a B. I also read that Woody Harrelson turned down a role. I would imagine he was going to be Sam Rockwell's character. He turned down a role because he wanted to go on vacation with his family. But when these guys go on to shoot the show, they spend like six months on vacation.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Bring your friends. That's what Adam Sandler did for like 20 years. Bring all your best friends to a resort and then film a movie there.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah, someone said, I want to see this in, like, Vail.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
How do we know that, Pug?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Put in Bay.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Okay.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Jersey Shore. Oh, my God. White Lotus, Jersey Shore. I'm in.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
One other thing about The White Lotus. Does anybody else have a problem where they watch like eight episodes of a show that they really enjoy and they get to the end and they realize that you don't know any of the characters' names?
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
Yeah.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
They took out the Lulu Lus.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
The guy that wrote the song quit because Mike White wouldn't use the Lulu Lus in it.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
65.
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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale
If anything, that just means that this podcast knows ball.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
36, 54.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
Yes, sir.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
I mean, I'm Italian, so probably.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
It was cool. Yeah. I always wanted to go to Italy, so it was like a nice check off the bucket list. I wouldn't say it was necessarily like fun, but it was like cool. Why? It was a solo trip to Italy. Yeah, but it should be fun. You didn't have any fun? I mean, it was it was like something I always wanted to do, but it wasn't like, oh, this is like I'm having the time of my life here.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
You know, you never thought about staying. No, I was like by the last day, the night before I left, I got McDonald's because I just needed.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
they did but their proportions are terrible oh no i got like a i usually get like a large meal so i got a large drink and it was like size of a small here well the drinks yeah probably a good thing and the fries or yeah it's like a small i was at the movie theater last weekend i got a small drink the small drink was probably 54 ounces yeah it was insane yeah uh so good trip though yeah it was a good trip it was really cool you missed us i did yeah okay did you miss sports
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
Actually, yeah, because I actually watched the NFL draft, which in Italy was at 3 a.m. So I was up from 3 a.m. to 6 a.m., and then it wiped out my whole day. What do you grade the Chargers?
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
Well, no. So I left Saturday. The draft was Thursday night, right? So that day, I just slept in until, like, 1 or 2, and then I just hit restaurants for the rest of the day.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
What a great—I mean, yeah, it's a great trip. I couldn't not watch the draft. Yeah, no, you have to watch the draft. That's how the Chargers do. I'm pretty happy with – everyone hates on like the Amarion Hampton pick, but I – Bet him 16-1 to win offensive rookie of the year. Everyone's like Najee Harris, but like Najee's like a one-year deal. Yeah, yeah. He's going to be gone.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
Shaking Harbaugh's hand. Yeah. Huge. Huge. Beast.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
31.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
All right, so you got us gifts. I did, and while he's not here, I should probably preface I got everyone but Max presents. He's pooping.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
Ashtray, yeah. It's cool. It's got like all the Roman things on there.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
It's got all the... There's no tissue paper, so I put that in there.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
That's like the... I don't know. It's like a wolf breastfeeding.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
I got a...
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
Oh, that rocks.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
Yep. I looked everywhere for a pizza ball memorabilia. There was none anywhere. Soon. We're going to get that soon. Vatican was pretty pro-Francis when I was there. Yeah.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
Oh. Yeah.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
You guys – I wanted to get something unique for everyone or try to, and I couldn't, like, think of a personalized – Yeah. Other than you two tend to burn. Oh. Yeah, burn.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
Got a little keychain. It says Bologna on it. Is this pasta? It's tortellini.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
And you didn't get Max anything. I did not. I love that. But it was for... I was looking everywhere.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
I was looking everywhere for, like, meatball-related things, and that's just, like, an American stereotype, I fear.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
Meme specifically asked for the mug.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
Okay. The only other mug like that was one with the statue of David's penis on it.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
I got a... I didn't want to get something from a souvenir shop, so I got a real Italian leather engraved. Oh, that's nice. I like it. Very classy.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
I asked everybody if there's a type of souvenir they want.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
With tits? I saw the one with tits, and I was like, I have to get this one.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
Yeah.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
Francesco. I had luggage. I couldn't get the biggest bobblehead there was.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
93.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
93?
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Christian Yelich, DJ John Summit, Giannis Possible Last Game On The Bucks, Pistons Beat The Knicks, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Roasts
35, 59.
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284.
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15.
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90.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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CFB With Kirk Herbstreit, Actor Paul Walter Hauser, The Bears Are A Dumpster Fire, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener FAQ’s
Yeah. Yeah.
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CFB With Kirk Herbstreit, Actor Paul Walter Hauser, The Bears Are A Dumpster Fire, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener FAQ’s
It's Friday night at 8.30, John. You shouldn't know that much. I'm done with you. I'm not taking this that serious. Goodbye. John, thank you for joining us.
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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading
Memes wanted me to Google fattest pope in the world.
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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading
Shane told us to come in here. It's on him. Oh, no.
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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading
All I said was Big Cat was doing his Who's Back. Hmm.
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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading
If it's cool, I'll stay. As well as Jack. Pug.
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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading
Thanks, guys.
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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading
Chili is delicious, with or without beans.
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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading
Chili's okay.
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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading
You're dairy bad.
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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading
Lactose intolerant.
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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading
It's real.
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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading
It hurts.
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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading
A little bit, probably.
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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading
Yeah, there's levels. So no one is. There's levels to it.
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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading
Found out like two years ago.
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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading
1996.
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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading
Sixty-five.
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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More
Oh, you got yours out, Shane? Shane, are you a low-key sick boy? I got strep throat three times in six weeks. Oh, shit. Shane is sick every other week. You're a low-key sick boy?
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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More
No tonsil gang. Wow. I got all my original body parts. I'm in mint condition right now. I have no appendix either. What? Yeah. That burst? Almost. On death's doorstep. Can you drink milk? I can, but, you know.
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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More
I think Max is also overreacting. It's the Chicago thing. Since I moved to Chicago, I've been getting... At least once a month.
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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More
I've had to go to the doctors and stuff. They don't know what's going on. How's Max as a boss? Fantastic boss.
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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More
Max is a fantastic boss.
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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More
I may as well be.
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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More
Yeah, for sure.
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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More
Five-time Pro Bowler, yeah.
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Rookie of the Year.
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I think his cap hit was like, yeah, $36 million.
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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More
What a resume.
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Defensive Rookie of the Year. Okay, you already said that. Yeah, well, that's like his five-time Pro Bowler. A lot of injuries. I mean, it's bound to happen. Okay, a lot of injuries. All time. All time. I mean, it's the Chargers, man. We have nothing. Ring of Honor? I mean, doubt it, but.
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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More
I mean, it's the Chargers. It's not like we're a notable franchise in the history of the NFL. That's true. One Super Bowl appearance, we got blown out by like 35 points.
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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More
Facts.
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Yeah, I mean... I don't know, because right when I was getting into football, for the most part, I could start watching Chargers games. It was his rookie season, so it's kind of sad to see him go, but he just hasn't been healthy. It costs way too much money. It's bound to happen.
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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More
Shane, sorry. You're shaking your head. No. After all the shit you just gave him for being like an all-time charger, you want him on the Patriots? Yeah. That's a good point. You did.
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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More
34.
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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More
I've gotten it.
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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More
Yeah, yeah.
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NBA Playoffs With Brian Windhorst, Actor Josh Duhamel, The Bulls Lost Twice In The Play In, Lee Corso Retires Plus Fyre Fest
Shane, you're going to Italy by yourself. Yes, sir. For how many days? Nine, but that counts tonight, which my flight's a red eye.
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NBA Playoffs With Brian Windhorst, Actor Josh Duhamel, The Bulls Lost Twice In The Play In, Lee Corso Retires Plus Fyre Fest
There isn't much of a plan. I booked the flight two months ago, and I just got my Airbnbs two days ago.
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NBA Playoffs With Brian Windhorst, Actor Josh Duhamel, The Bulls Lost Twice In The Play In, Lee Corso Retires Plus Fyre Fest
Yeah.
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NBA Playoffs With Brian Windhorst, Actor Josh Duhamel, The Bulls Lost Twice In The Play In, Lee Corso Retires Plus Fyre Fest
I did Duolingo for a little bit, but like... Talk to me. I can order like a coffee. All right, try. That's it. Vore un cafe con zucchero, per favore.
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NBA Playoffs With Brian Windhorst, Actor Josh Duhamel, The Bulls Lost Twice In The Play In, Lee Corso Retires Plus Fyre Fest
Are you worried about the mob? I'm getting more worried about it, yeah.
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NBA Playoffs With Brian Windhorst, Actor Josh Duhamel, The Bulls Lost Twice In The Play In, Lee Corso Retires Plus Fyre Fest
Do I have to check in with somebody?
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NBA Playoffs With Brian Windhorst, Actor Josh Duhamel, The Bulls Lost Twice In The Play In, Lee Corso Retires Plus Fyre Fest
Yeah, I'm going to check out some different cities. I'm going to go to an AC Milan game. Hell yes. Actually, I just booked a tour for the Coliseum, but I booked it based off weather. And after I booked it, I looked at the weather I was looking at, and it was Rome, Georgia. Oh. Oh, no. I thought it was going to be 80 degrees in Italy, and it's going to be like thundering 55 degrees.
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NBA Playoffs With Brian Windhorst, Actor Josh Duhamel, The Bulls Lost Twice In The Play In, Lee Corso Retires Plus Fyre Fest
It would be.
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Welcome to Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today we are reading some of the wildest stories from the year 2024. These are stories that we have not read on this show, but they're some of our favorites, some of the wildest ones from this year. And I am joined by two wild cast members here at Smosh, Courtney and Angela.
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But also, if you're making a joke for one person and they don't find it funny, then you are a bad comedian.
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I thought she was gonna say, and then on slide 12, my favorite, a pie chart of the amount of times he's made me cum.
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I truly thought she was gonna have something like that. No, she kept it pretty civil, pretty professional.
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Using his logic, could you imagine if she said all that brutal shit about him and it wasn't necessarily like I'm breaking up with you, but it was just like how awful he is. And then she went, kidding, imagine. And he would have been like, no, I have to leave. This is awful. And then she goes, well, you can't take a joke.
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Because I always think about that and see clips of that, and I go, I don't know what I thought that show was. I remember being like, what is this experimental reading stories?
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Let's go back to your PowerPoint presentation about how you should take a joke.
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He would not be able to take any joke she threw at him. No. You just know hearing this story that he cannot take what he's dishing out.
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Oh no, I love it. He's not dishing out anything. His fucking lens is that when he's making a joke, it's funny. And when she's making a joke, it's sassy. And that's so fucking annoying.
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I heard this comedian, Anthony Jeselnik, who says really offensive jokes. That's his whole bit. But he was talking about how he thinks of the Andy Warhol quote, where it's like, art is getting away with it. He's like, that's comedy. If you don't give your joke and it goes off, then you didn't do it well. You didn't do it well enough. If people are offended, you didn't. You didn't land the joke.
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You can't pass something off as comedy once it's already failed. That means it wasn't comedy. It means it didn't work, didn't do it. So you now need to apologize and be like, I offended you.
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He just sounds like a baby. He just truly sounds like a little baby. A baby with a computer.
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Also, if you're gonna roast someone, you have to respect that person. You have to show respect for that person in your roast, and what he tried to do is he tried to just roast his partner fully, and it just was not respectful at all. There was no fun in it.
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Well, let's read some weird stories.
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It was like, okay, you're trying to make her laugh, but all you're doing is saying you suck at this thing that you do for me that I don't contribute back to at all.
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There was a comment here. Your post was good enough that at least two people ripped it off within 24 hours of it being posted.
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And then the ball will drop.
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Yeah, that happens on Reddit. So interesting pseudo second update to this. Although the OP never... OP posted this story. People found that... this person is very active in the chat GPT subreddit. So a lot of people are assuming this story could be fake. Like they generated this story. There's a lot of lines in here that are just kind of like typical Reddit lines, right?
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And then the ball's going to drop. Okay. Am I the asshole for refusing to cook after my boyfriend tried to critique my cooking with a literal PowerPoint presentation? It's an effective form of communication.
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Like that are in Reddit stories. Like how they start off with, So it's been a wild ride since I posted my original story and my now ex-boyfriend's infamous PowerPoint presentation. You're so right. I can't thank you enough for all the support, blah, blah, blah. Here's the follow-up you didn't know you needed. Some other lines. My cat's judgmental stare. The cat was not referenced until just then.
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Buckle up because, yeah, this is the follow-up you didn't know you needed.
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That's only because they are active in the chat GP. There's no proof that this is fake. There's also a lot of people who make fake stories that we don't think are generated, but that's a theory.
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That's true. They could actively be active in there and not be using it for this. Or it's fake. Or it's fake. It did really blow me away, that.
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Yeah. Well, let us know in the comments down below what you think, if there's any more proof that's been discovered.
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Is that the surprise, they all fake?
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No. No, but that would mean OP is the asshole. Yeah, you asshole. That means OP could be some dude out there.
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I'm just an alien. It's like, oh, he's not AI, he's a squid. Okay, our next story. This comes from Best of Redditor Updates. It was originally posted on True Off My Chest. So we have a confession here. My childhood bully has become my coworker and she's bullying me again. No!
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This is gonna get me sad and mad, it's together.
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When I, an 18 year old woman, was in fifth grade, ages 10 to 11 for any non-Americans, there were these new twins who moved from the other side of the country to join my class. For some reason, these two kids did everything they could to make my life miserable. I think it's because I was socially unaware and a bit odd as a child, but I'm not sure.
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The boy twin was this very big kid who would regularly beat me up and the girl twin would humiliate and spread rumors about me. Of course, the teachers never did anything about it. Luckily, these two went to different middle and high schools, so I wasn't bullied and I had a pleasant time in school after that.
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Not one of the love languages.
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Most kids were not happy about going to middle school, but I was excited for them to stop torturing me. However, last month I got a job at a new grocery store in my neighborhood. However, last week the girl who bullied me got a job at the same grocery store. At first I thought, it's been seven years, she probably changed.
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My love language is slideshows.
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But just now, a few coworkers asked me, did you really have sex with the manager so you could get hired here? I shouted at them, no, and asked them where they heard that. And they said, the new girl told us. I don't want to go through this again. I am genuinely considering switching jobs to get away from her. I feel so lost and helpless.
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I'd be like, run bitch, run!
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Just like, first week, it's just like, oh, yeah, I'm back.
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If you're at Smosh... we hired a new employee and in the first week they came up to me and said some crazy rumor like that about anyone here, I'd look them dead in the eyes and be like, I don't trust you. This is your first week and you're gonna ball that hard? All right.
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So this happened a few days ago, and I'm still trying to process it. For context, I, a 28-year-old woman, have been with my boyfriend, who's 30, for about two years. We live together, and I've always done most of the cooking because I genuinely enjoy it. And he claims he can't even boil water without setting off the smoke alarm.
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So they haven't seen him in seven years. First week, month back, already spreading hardcore rumors. Not even starting small. Not even being like, yeah, I saw her like kind of, she's been eating some of the groceries. The section? I don't know. Like what's a small one you could start off with? She's eating the groceries. Straight off of to, she's sleeping with the manager.
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Yeah, OP is an 18 year old woman.
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Yeah, so the boy, she said, would beat her up and she would spread rumors.
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They're literally final bosses in Dark Souls.
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They flanked her via bullying.
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She's dealing with Ornstein and Smough.
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I was literally about to say she's dealing with Ornstein and Smough. That's crazy sad. Okay. No update or anything?
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This is a dumb rumor to spread, too, because you have a third party, the manager, who can clarify that it's not happening.
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Yeah, this actually affects the manager more.
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Because it's like, hey, that's a big deal.
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Okay, this bully does not sound smart, so hopefully...
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Yeah, and man, it sucks, because getting a job is so hard, but if you're in a place and you're being mistreated, and then HR's not taking it seriously, I would try to, in her situation, try to switch jobs, but make sure you can find another job. It sucks, man.
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This also brought back such a specific memory to me that I cannot believe this story brought back, which was, I remember at the end of middle school, I had a really toxic friend group, and there was a lot of bullies, and I remember being like, I'm gonna go to a school without them. And they won't be there and make my life hell. And I remember the release I felt. I was like an eighth grader.
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The other night, I made one of our favorite meals, and while we were eating, he got a weird smirk on his face. He then says, you know, I've been taking notes. I laughed, thinking he was joking, but then he said, no, really, I made a presentation. No! The kicker was slide eight, which was just a photo of Gordon Ramsay facepalming with the caption, what he'd think. I was stunned.
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I can't imagine being someone who ruins other people's lives like that.
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Like, I just can't fathom that. I think when you're little, you don't, like, there's a lot of kids that will bully, and it's because they see stuff. And she's an adult now. I know, that's when you're like, my fucking god.
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I know, but like, to be that bad, like, to be that, to be consistently that bad, just, it's so sad. Comments, HR is your friend in these situations. She's making it a hostile work environment. Get a notepad and write down every time with the date and time and what the incident was. Keep a record of it.
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If you work at a small store with no HR, then go to management, but skip management if you have an HR to go to. I'm almost positive your manager doesn't want the reputation of being a sleaze and making 18 year olds sleep with him to get hired, if he's a decent person at least. OP responded, someone else said, Someone else lastly said, girl, it's time to polish that spine.
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Go straight to your manager and tell him exactly what just happened. Tell him who came up to you and what they said and who they said told them. You're not that little girl anymore. You're a young woman in the real world and that has real life consequences to this shit. Your manager will be furious about this as it could have very serious consequences on his career and his home life.
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She's fucking with the wrong people now. All this has consequences and she's about to find out big time. Keep your head held high, honey. Good luck.
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And the reality is sometimes people get away with it in a legal or professional sense, sadly. But this is what I've noticed throughout my late teens, 20s, and now that I'm in my 30s, is people who are consistently douchebags. you may get away with it in that you may not get in trouble, but at some point you will realize that nobody's close to you.
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And the punishment, it's not like karma, it's just the nature of how, if that's your form of gravity of how you're treating others, you're gonna just push everything away and you're gonna be so alone at some point. And that's what's gonna happen to her if she just treats people this way. Nobody's gonna trust you, naturally. Update.
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The last few days have been pretty chaotic. First of all, I found out the new girl at my workplace, who was my childhood bully, was spreading another rumor, claiming that my boobs were fake. I took the advice of most of the people in the comments of my post and sent an email to my manager telling him about how she made up a rumor claiming that I slept with him to get hired.
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If someone new was hired here and they came up to me and said about someone else being like, yeah, their boobs are fake, I'd be like, okay, what? They come up and they're just like, Spencer's butt is fake.
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Did you know Ian has fake calves? Oh my God.
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I think that's a real thing. Okay, so she tells the manager. He responded saying that this is a very serious issue and that he wants me to come into work tomorrow to get my side of the story because my bully had a shift then. The manager came in looking absolutely furious. My manager spoke with her, me, and a few of my coworkers to see what was going on.
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After my manager spoke with my bully, I saw her leaving. She came up to me, said, fuck you, you tattletale slut, and left. I asked my manager what happened to her at the end of my shift. He said, I spoke with her about the bullshit she was spewing. She tried acting innocent, but everyone I asked said that she was the one who made that shit up. She's fired, we don't have to worry about her anymore.
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I was kinda hoping that she would throw a temper tantrum, but that didn't happen. I finally stood up to her, thanks to the advice and words of support from Reddit. I'm pretty sure my past self, the little girl who had her backpack stuffed in a shit-filled toilet on her 11th birthday, would be so proud of me.
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That's... You can't be a tattletale if you're making up rumors about the person who's the tattletale. That's not how that works, even.
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On her fifth job, she's going to be like, I got fired again because people suck.
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That's crazy. Our next story was originally posted on our credit score, but it ended up on Best of Redditor Updates. First post from our credit score.
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Reddit stories. That was cool. That's good. That was really good. There it is.
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That was good in the way it felt satisfying to hear it.
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Yeah. Someone opened a credit card in my name and ran up a $6,000 bill. My mom told me to just ignore it. Turns out she was the one who opened it.
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That was really good. After that Beopardy, I've nailed it ever since.
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Oh, was that final Beopardy?
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Yeah, saying the shut up. Okay. Looking for my next steps here as I'm still in college and three hours away from home. Long story short, I applied for a job for my last year of school which required a background check. When I found out I didn't get the job a couple weeks ago, I wasn't too shocked as I'm sure a lot of people applied for the spots.
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What did shock me was when I got a letter on Tuesday from the employer which said information in my credit may have been used against me. It then listed a charged off account and multiple missed payments on an account. I've never been even a day late in my life for the one credit card I've had since I was 18.
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When I went to pull my credit, I saw the charged off account, which looks like it was last updated in June. Immediately, I figured my credit had been stolen and called my mom. She said if I didn't open the account just to ignore it, and if I get sued, tell the judge an unknown person stole my identity. That didn't make any sense to me as anyone could say that about anything whenever they get sued.
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I told him if he had such detailed opinions, he should cook himself. He tried to backtrack, saying it was all in good fun and that he was just trying to help, but I wasn't laughing. I haven't cooked since, and now he's been living off cereal and takeout. He's sulking, saying I'm overreacting and ruining the joke.
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When I told her I was probably going to talk to the cops about it, she said I wouldn't want those people in my life. My roommate said it sounded like my mom opened the account and doesn't want to get in trouble for it. I was able to speak with someone in the fraud department for the card and they got me some information about it.
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Several cash advances from an ATM about a block from my mom's house, along with a couple of stores in my hometown. I told my mom all of that and asked her to come clean. She refused and got mad at me for accusing her of stealing my identity. Finally I told her I am going to the police about it and she blew a gasket, saying she needed the money and to mind my business.
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She said I can't call the police because they might revoke her probation. Felony battery charges from last year, and she might end up doing time in the county. I can't really sacrifice my future in this case, and while I love my mom, I'm devastated she'd do this to me. I think I should go to the cops, but I'm feeling some guilt about it.
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Next up on the catwalk, it's Felony Battery. Felony Battery. Wearing the new Calvin Klein. These are my two cats, Felony and Battery. Wow. I love them.
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I love them. A cat named Felony is crazy. And Battery. Like feline.
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Amazing. You know what? You know what's kind of tragic is that when I hear about like, oh, someone I know opening up a credit card in my name, I'm like, I immediately think like parents. Really? It's mind-blowing how many awful parents are out there who do not care about their kids at all and into their child's adult life are willing to just sacrifice them.
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Yeah, this goes, this happens a lot in Reddit stories or credit stories where it's no longer an am I the asshole situation. It's oh, they're a criminal. They committed a crime, and you know, maybe there's a world out there, there's some crimes that don't make you an asshole, but most crimes make you an asshole.
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Sounds like we need to get those people involved. You're not an asshole, you're a criminal.
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It's a different category, like when you're breaking the law, especially like this, where it's full on theft. full on identity theft and stealing end of $6,000. And then you're trying to lie about it and deny it. And then when you're caught, you're trying to guilt trip them. It's like, why did you do this?
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So, Reddit, am I the asshole for refusing to cook after my boyfriend presented me with a PowerPoint critique of my cooking? This feels like a literal example of don't bite the hand that feeds you.
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And you're kind of like forcing your kid to go into the caretaker position because like you're just like, like inherently they love you, right? So they're like, I don't want to put you in a bad spot.
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What frustrates me is that just they were able to do this. Get to this stage. Comments, the utter balls of someone wrecking your credit and then telling you to mind your business when you try to hold them accountable for it. Someone else said, it's either your responsibility and you take the hit, or you let the law take care of it and you get your perfect credit back.
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Your mom said she wouldn't want those, cops, people in her life. Well, she shouldn't have committed identity theft then, while on probation no less. She obviously didn't learn anything from her last run-ins with the law. This woman wrecked your credit and potentially lost you the job you applied for.
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Lastly, someone said, your mom didn't feel any guilt about ruining your credit and costing you a job. If she doesn't accept the consequences of her actions now, she will do it again. That's the ultimate reality. And she may never learn her lesson, is the sad thing. I don't know how she goes about preventing her mom from doing this to her again.
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I don't know. I don't know how you do that, but... Update. Hey!
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I ended up filing a police report for identity theft. The day after I did it, I got a call from an investigator and we talked about it for 20 minutes. We also talked a little bit about the job I applied for, which is federal, and he said their background investigator would definitely be pulling his report for the identity theft. Because of that, I decided to go through with charges.
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Last week, the investigator called me back to confirm I would be willing to testify against my mother, though he didn't think it would come to that and would likely end with a plea. I told him I would. Yesterday, my mom got arrested on her way home from work.
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I can't wait for this one. Yeah! I really can't wait for this one. We're amped. Yeah. Crazy year.
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Also, no such thing as too much garlic. Yeah. I was gonna say it right off the bat, disagree.
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She has an initial appearance this afternoon, but on her previous felony, it looks like a petition to revoke has been filed with a date later this month. I feel like she's going to snap like she's never snapped before on me when she gets out, probably later today. I don't plan on answering the phone. Oof. Update number two.
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My mother had her petition to revoke hearing yesterday and from what I understand, the investigator from my identity theft case made a statement and her probation was revoked. She got remanded into county jail immediately. My sister was freaking out all day yesterday trying to get my mom's affairs in order since we have no idea when she'll get out.
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I haven't heard from the investigator since the call a few weeks ago, but I take it as a good sign he made a statement and my mom's probation was revoked. Another good thing is that the account came off of my credit report. My credit is back above 740 with no negative marks. I feel like I've at least gotten some justice since she's back in jail, even if it isn't specifically for identity theft.
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Too much garlic. You can't have too much garlic.
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I'll make another update once I figure out what's happening with my case. That's the last we've heard. Oh, that's so tragic to have to send your own mom to jail.
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Well, what's scary is the first update being like, I'm gonna send her to jail, and then I'm gonna have to deal with her reaction after.
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Yeah, because it's not like she's gonna come out of there and be like,
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I'm sorry. It's not gonna be like that. Obviously a reactionary person. I feel so bad for her.
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I feel so bad for people who have parents that they have to deal with. That they have to parent. Or worry about. It's just like, I... You know, because the idea of cutting off family members sounds crazy to me, but some people really have family members where it's like they're going to commit crimes against you for the rest of your life. And them being family doesn't excuse this.
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Okay, moving on. Am I the asshole for woohooing with my husband? I, young adult female, am a struggling college student. I was desperate for money and I met an incredible man. Elder man, okay. An elder man. I, a young adult female, am a struggling college student. I was desperate for money and I met an incredible man, who's an elder man, and he was absolutely loaded.
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Unfortunately, he was married with kids. I joined their household to become a nanny for their children, and one day when his wife was swimming, What's happening? Sadly, his kids hated me because they said I was mean. I am not family oriented and I may not like kids, but I am not mean. And sadly, his kids, teens and one child, moved to a different house completely on their own.
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I ended up marrying my now husband.
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I ended up marrying my now husband and we had a habit of woohooing frequently. Unfortunately, one day.
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Unfortunately, one day after around our 10th session in one day, he dropped dead in front of me. I am completely devastated because now I have so much wealth out of nowhere, and my husband is gone. His children are saying I did this on purpose, but it's not my fault, my husband was irresistible.
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You woohoo. So I guess we've discovered a new subreddit.
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Have you woohooed people to death?
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Could have learned a recipe.
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What? I was like, at first, I honestly, for a second, I thought I was tripping. I was like.
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Yeah, no, this all really happened.
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So there's a subreddit that is, am I the asshole Sims? Or people just recount Sims stories.
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That's awesome. And at the end of the day, it's like, you're not, you're a Sim. You're not an asshole, you're a Sim. Physically not in control of what you do.
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One comment, not the asshole, the walls are the asshole. Seems to me like this was a sign from the universe. So weird how life seems to be planned.
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They're just woohooing. Woohooing. Okay, we'll move on to our next story here. So this is from a subreddit called Donor Conceive, so people who conceive from a sperm donor. Okay. People, not Sims.
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Okay, my brain's so fucked from the last one, I thought you were gonna be like, I just took a DNA test. Turns out I'm 100%, that bitch.
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Okay, this person got a sperm from a sperm donor. And they're related to their husband. They're 23% related to my husband.
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Hey everyone, I've known my whole life that I'm a donor conceived. I grew up in New South Wales and my parents were always open about it, so it was never some big secret. I didn't think much about it beyond that though until a couple of years ago when my husband and I decided to take an ancestry DNA test. Okay, so she was conceived from a sperm donor.
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Okay, I think I was confused if she was pregnant and whatever. So she was a sperm donor baby. All right, so she and her husband decided to take an ancestry DNA test. We thought it'd be fun, maybe I'd find some half siblings and he'd learn a bit more about his side of the family. Well, we got the results and I matched with him, my husband, as a half sibling.
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At first, I thought it had to be some kind of mistake or maybe I misunderstood something, but no, after looking into it, we realized his dad was also a donor and no one ever told him.
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This is truly, I don't know why she was offended mostly by the Gordon Ramsay one, it's the too much sass to me. Yeah, I'm sorry, what?
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And we're still trying to figure out how to process the fact that we're siblings. I don't even know how to explain how I feel. It's just overwhelming. I love him, of course, but this changes so much.
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Oh, my God. No, this makes me kind of want to cry.
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You got to move. We've already spoken to a genetic counselor, and we're trying to move forward, but it's like everything we thought we knew about our family has been flipped upside down.
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I just feel kind of lost. Has anyone else here gone through something like this? I'd really appreciate hearing from anyone who has dealt with something similar, or even just your thoughts. I mean, what are the chances of that?
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Well, there's plenty of donors out there, but the chances of being a sperm donor baby, just the chances of stumbling upon someone who is your, the chances of meeting someone who is a half-sibling that you didn't know was a half-sibling already, chances of that, amazing.
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And then you start dating, and then you get married, and you didn't know, like, the whole time?
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More salt, less sass. It's also wild to me that I'm like, you're saying you're not a cook at all, you don't understand cooking, but then you're gonna give cooking critique.
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I can't. I can't. Oh. Okay, sometimes when I have a parking ticket on my car, I see it, and then I hide it from myself. And I, like, pay it, but I, like, hide it from myself. Like, I don't put it in viewing sight because I'm like, no matter what had happened, and I can't look at it. Just like, stop. Don't think about it. I think I would do that. I'd be like, you're my husband, we're happy.
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You're my brother, don't think about it. They already had kids. They already had kids. You cannot tell them. You cannot tell the kids. No, I would immediately go, let's do a lot of drugs and forget this happened. Oh my God. That's what I would do.
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I have nothing I can say on this one. I don't. If a buddy of mine told me this story and they're like, yeah, so it turns out my wife is my half-sibling, I'd just be like,
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You know what I would do? I would call the Ancestry place and I'd say, I'm going to give you a lot of money to tell me that that was fake. Oh, my God. I just like.
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I need you to lie to my face for the rest of my life.
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Was that him trying to do an alliteration? Like too much salt, less sat, like trying to be cute? I don't know. Maybe he watched his dropout and watched Sparty Pants and was like, let's do it.
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I don't know why that was relevant. No, it's not a common coincidence. You have nothing to worry about. This is a one in a million.
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This is a lightning strike situation in the worst way possible. Yeah. Comments, I think you need some family counseling, first between you and your husband, and then later down the road when you inevitably tell your children. I'm not sure if you were able to take leave from work, but it would be a good idea to look.
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OP said, I'm in therapy myself, but unfortunately my husband is not open to that right now. Oh. He's in a big denial phase and does not wish to talk about it.
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Yeah, absolutely crazy year. Some crazy stories here. Got a lot of updates.
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This may be the craziest Reddit story I've ever heard. There's plenty of stories where I can offer no good opinion. I can offer my reaction.
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But this is a story where I'm truly like, I don't know what to say. I don't know if there is anything.
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And this isn't like a lot of stories where it's like someone's morals or someone's beliefs.
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It's truly like if someone came up to me and was like, I just got struck by lightning 10 times in a row. I'd just be like... Well, that's crazy. You got struck by lightning 10 times in a row.
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And truly, the most tragic part of this is like, it's not like many people out there can share the experience with them. It's not like there's a group for them to go and be like, did this happen to you too? It's like, this is a, this is one in a billion chance, it feels like.
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He's like, here's my presentation. Literally, what is he thinking? I don't know what he's thinking, but it's not good thinking. This shows how a lot of people in these Reddit stories are like, oh, I can't cook. But it's like, no, there's the difference between can't cook and refuse to cook.
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I love how I start these stories by saying they're from best of Redditor updates, and then by the time we get to a point, we forget that it's a Redditor update. This might be the best. Okay, so you were saying, because I think the only thing that I am wondering, I'm like, are they going to stay together or not?
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Yeah, there's a certain inherent risk there. I mean, they're in New South Wales. That doesn't.
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Probably the same. I mean, look, there's so many factors that I'm curious about. Let's just get into it.
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Okay, thank you so much for all of the responses, support and advice. I've taken some time to process and I wanted to provide an update on where we're at. First, I've been in individual therapy and working through everything. It's been incredibly helpful to have a space to just unravel my thoughts.
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My husband has also told me that he's open to couples therapy, which is a big step for us and I'm hopeful it will help us navigate this together. To confirm some things, yes, my father-in-law is the donor which makes him not only my husband's father, but also mine. It was a lot to take in. We're both really angry that my husband's dad never told him the truth.
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And at the moment, neither of us are talking to him. It's just too much. We've also discovered about 40 other siblings so far, all of whom live nearby. That was another layer of this experience we weren't prepared for. We haven't met them all yet, but knowing they're out there brings its own set of challenges and questions. As for our marriage, no, we're not divorcing.
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We love each other and are committed to working through this, but we haven't told our children yet. We plan to get professional advice before we do. This isn't something we want to rush into without understanding the best way to approach it for their sake.
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I know many of you are part of the Donor Conceived community, and I just wanna say that while I'm very aware and involved in spaces like We Are Donor Conceived, and I follow creators like Laura High, Donor Dylan, the queer mama, Rachel, strangers like me, DC, Sunny, Evie Lucas, et cetera. I'm not interested in speaking to anyone publicly about our situation.
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I'm really proud of people like Victoria Hill for going public, but that's not what's best for my family right now. Thanks again for listening, for the advice, and for your understanding. We're taking this one day at a time. Oof. Oof. So I guess there are, there's a lot of creators that are in, I don't know about this situation.
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But she mentions Victoria Hill, I don't know anything about Victoria Hill.
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Like, oh, I cannot cook. I will not cook. Yeah. Because that seems to be his thinking of, like, no, I'm not going to try it. And I get really annoyed, too, of, like, when people are like, oh, I can't do something. It's like, you can learn. Like, you're not going to be some all-star chef, but you can learn basic cooking. Yeah.
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You know what I mean? I know, I didn't think it was such a local thing. Like, I thought those things were like, I don't know.
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I don't know anything about it. I really don't know much about donors and how it operates, but it does seem wild to me that, like, especially because I know I've heard of that documentary of the guy with a thousand kids, where it's like, wait, if you can donate, if those types of issues can happen, like, people need to know.
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Like, that that chance is out there.
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Transparency is certainly a factor. Wow, that might be the wildest story ever.
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Stories that baffle me, and that's certainly one.
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Ooh, yeah. Well, maybe we'll get an update again someday from them, but wow.
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Sounds like she's doing what's right, though, which is just not making this a public-facing thing yet, or if that's what she wants to do. She's just like, they're just figuring it out.
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She needs to figure out what they do for their kids.
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Well, are we ready for our final story?
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Okay. Before we begin this, we have a fun surprise for both of you. We've talked about this all year, but it's time to actually do it. Guys, it's time to get our pancakes out. It's time for our final Reddit story of 2024. Get the pancakes out.
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I have to read, unfortunately, but. Here, we're gonna set them here for decorative effect.
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Get my pancakes out. I also didn't know this was a thing until you told me about it.
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Yeah, man, you said it and people loved it. This is like the new slogan for the show, get your pancakes out. It's Saturday morning.
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Everyone comments it on every single one. This is so fun! Post your pic with your pancakes for this ep.
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Are we ready for our final story?
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Can I tell you something that happened recently?
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I think it's, like, when people grew up thinking, especially, I think, like, when men grew up thinking that cooking is a skill and not a chore, because I know it is a skill, I know it's both of those, but it's also like, it's an act of service, this person did this. You don't go, I can't mop, I don't know how to mop. You could be like, I'm bad at mopping, I'm a bad cook, does that make sense?
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And I don't know if this has ever happened to you guys, but you had the same Postmates driver, and they recognize you? No. He brought me the IHOP Postmates. I was going to make a TikTok about it, but I forgot. He hands it to me, and he goes, hey, tradition, I guess. And I'm looking at this bag of pancakes that I paid way too much money for shitty pancakes and I was like, I have a problem.
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That was it. Hey, hey, they're not shitty pancakes.
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Yeah, they're not. I don't think there's a shitty pancake to exist.
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It's hard to mess up a pancake. It's like pizza. If you have bad pancakes or pizza, it's like they did it bad on purpose.
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Our final story. Okay. This comes from True Off My Chest. I owe my career to a YouTube channel.
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Talking about Jacksepticeye. Okay. I've been wanting to tell this story for a long time, but couldn't find the place for it. When I was an undergrad, I was an engineering major. I absolutely hated it, but it's just what my family had expected me to do. Everyone on my dad's side of the family was an engineer and my future career had been sealed before I was even born.
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I did an internship at a company during the summer of my sophomore year and I realized that there is no way I could have a happy life in this field. It was not the life I wanted for myself. Throughout the next year, mental health declined and so did my grades. I had been a straight A student in school and was suddenly failing multiple classes.
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These grades deeply impacted my anxiety and self-image. Wanted to take a break from my surroundings, I went home one weekend in October of my junior year and I broke down while I was working on homework. My mom heard me crying and asked what was wrong. I finally told her everything.
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I told her how much I had hated that internship, how I didn't understand what I was studying, and what all of this had done to my self-confidence. My mom just comforted me and told me not to bring it up to my dad for the weekend. I got back to my university a couple of days later and got a call from my dad. My mom had waved her magic wand and convinced him to let me change my major.
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To this day, I still have no idea what that conversation was between them. All I know is that it gave me a freedom I never had before. The new problem was I didn't know what I actually wanted to do. I had never even considered a future where I wasn't an engineer. By this point, it was almost November and I had about a month and a half to declare my new major.
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I immediately made an appointment with our career counseling department, but the process had been slow and I didn't get enough clarity to specify a major. Earlier that year, I had started watching Smosh on YouTube.
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It was a comedy channel and gave me a much needed break from the stress of my life. They had started a podcast and I was listening to an episode while searching through college majors on my university's website. The episode was about things everyone present enjoyed. One of the members, Shane, was working towards a psychology degree and talked about how intriguing he had found the subject.
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I listened to him talk about psychology with an enthusiasm and passion I had never had for engineering. He discussed how psychology helped him better understand people because of certain biases we all experience. It was enlightening to see how his choice in education better helped him understand the people around him and even himself.
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I thought about how I needed to learn more about myself because I had started to question my entire identity as a student and the person I thought I was going to become. By the time his segment was over, I had scheduled an appointment to meet with a psychology advisor. Yeah.
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Like where you're like, oh, no, this isn't something you can just be like, I'm bad at skateboarding, so I don't skateboard. No, it's like, no, we all have to do this in order to survive. But because of these gender norms, you can be like, oh, I just don't have those skills.
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The people on Smosh jokingly give Shane crap all the time about his degree being useless, and while he may not use it on a day-to-day basis, it truly changed my life. I have always been someone who extensively plans everything, so I can't say what pushed me into psychology after I heard Shane talk about it for 10 or 15 minutes.
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The road wasn't easy and things aren't perfect by any means, but I'm a lot happier, more confident, and motivated, and feel like I'm working towards something meaningful More meaningful than I was five years ago Wow.
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He's got a PhD. He's I'm down here with a real degree.
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He's a real psychologist a real degree and he got one in person for bachelors.
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That's before I graduated, I think. Yeah, that's before you threw me my graduation.
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Yeah, I mean, it's cool, like, I'm like, oh, I was the catalyst, but I feel like he probably was, he was really searching for the thing, and, you know, he's probably hearing all sorts of things all the time, and then hearing this podcast, it was the thing that stuck, and so I'm so glad that it worked out for him, like, I'm so glad he didn't, he's like, yeah, and I heard Shane talk about this, and I went and got my psychology degree, and yeah, it fucking sucks, and I can't use it, and so fuck you, Shane.
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I think, like, when people just open up and say that something really small on our channels did something huge for them, that makes what we... It's just, like, you can't... It's just... It drives me for the next several years to, like, hear stuff like that.
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No, it means becoming a school psychologist. That's so incredible.
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That's incredible. These are so good.
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Yeah, this is so incredible. What's the story?
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This is one of the best pancakes we've ever had. Anyway, what's going on? That is so incredible. For a second, I was like, okay, what on Smosh mouth could they study right before it happened? And I was like...
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I became a clown. That's really cool. Well, that means a lot. I like how the, oh, the top comment. What do you think the top comment was?
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These are good quotes. No, the top comment was impressive. Which it is. Yeah.
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What do you mean? Look at me. You perfectly cut it in half. Sorry, you talk a lot. You're eating that pancake like a sim.
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Thank you both for being here.
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This was a lot of emotions. We need that person with a PhD in psychology to give their thoughts on some of these things that we're reading.
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And yeah, thank you, and I'm so happy to hear that my nonstop talk about psychology has had an impact on someone. That's really awesome. I'm glad I've inspired someone to become a psychologist, which I am not. I say that all the time. People are like, Shane's using his psychology degree. I'm like, I'm really not. I took a few classes over the course of 10 years.
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You're like, if I was in their shoes. Guess is the two of clubs.
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That psychology degree coming to work. I'm like, no, that was, I don't know what that was. That was playing Bellatro. Now... All right. Thank you guys for being here. Thanks for watching. Thanks for the pancakes.
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Hope you got your pancakes out. Our pit directors who make this show are amazing, amazing women.
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Thank you to Emily and Bailey for finding all these stories. The amount of stories you guys have to read that don't make it onto this show. Yeah, bro. Oh, my God.
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No, you don't understand the sacrifices they make. The amount of stories they have to read, they sometimes look in the mirror and they're wearing a fedora and they have to keep... They appear on their heads and that's what happens when you read that much Reddit. They do such a good job. Where'd you get these? These have been some wild stories in 2024.
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But fret not, we will be back in 2025 with more Reddit stories every Saturday morning. So you'll keep getting your pancakes out every weekend with us. We'll see you next year. Goodbye.
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And we might have a little surprise for you guys later.
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Here listen, to quote my favorite film, anyone can cook. I really think it. It's not a skill. We should all do it. We all can do it. Some people are better than others. That doesn't mean we shouldn't do it. It's literally to survive.
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I'm really not, and I'm not like a cook. I like following recipes and it's easy to follow a recipe. There's plenty online that will show you step by step how to do every single thing. All you need to do is read and just listen and do that. This guy's gonna sit here and say, slide two, pasta consistency. Then he's clearly admitting he knows something about cooking pasta that he just doesn't.
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I don't know. Like a present? Were you looking around at the ceiling? No.
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Yeah, I don't know what he's talking about.
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I hate to break it to you, but they're all being cooked at the same time, so they should all be either al dente or normal. Like, it's not like somebody's going in at different times.
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But her response to paucity consistency should be, okay, how do I do it? And if he's like, I don't know, it's like, well, then fuck you.
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Like, then you accept what I cook. Like, if you're not gonna cook, you kind of have to accept what's being cooked for you. That's kind of how it goes.
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Like the ceiling was gonna fall. I thought like New Year's Eve.
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Mm-hmm. The comments, I mean, the verdict, she's not the asshole, he's an asshole. Comments, holy shit, what a dick. If he can make a PowerPoint about all his complaints about your cooking, he can learn how to follow a recipe like a big boy. 26,000 upvotes. Someone responded that seriously, I have a friend who never knew how to cook. He probably didn't until he was almost 40.
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He's also a very bright and talented lawyer. Then during COVID, he started making all kinds of meals for his family. When asked about it, he said, it's not fucking hard. You do what the recipe says. The man went from zero to nailing his temps on duck in months.
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Yeah, but also it's like, now I'm thinking about it, I'm like, what's the difference between fucking cooking and a board game? Like, that's it, you just follow the fucking rules and you do it and you learn. I don't know, it's so weird to isolate it as a separate skill from anything else and be like, I'm bad at cleaning, so I won't clean.
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Or snow. Wait a second. Haha, I got you. Oh my god!
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Let's be real, he doesn't want to.
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And he doesn't think he should. He thinks it is out of his league. He can kill any Elden Ring boss, but he can't make a freaking casserole? I'm like, I know your ass knows how to fucking, I don't know. Fucking you know.
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With so many other skills, I'm sure he's like, oh, I could learn. But this, like, no, I can't learn.
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Someone else said, not the asshole. Don't bite the hand that feeds you, particularly if you can't feed yourself. Lastly, someone said, or someone else said, Not the asshole. Also, if you have the PowerPoint, you could try adding Gordon Ramsay on social media and have him tear your boyfriend a new one. I don't think you'd take too kindly to your boyfriend using him to be a shit.
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That was good. That was awesome.
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He just opens the door one day and Gordon Ramsay's there and he's like, I heard what you fucking said. Pulls out a gun and shoots him. And then he goes, never too much garlic. Never too much fucking garlic on Gordon Ramsay.
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You can't have too much garlic and I bet she did too much and I bet she's too sassy.
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The only time I don't listen to recipes is whenever it's the garlic amount, I double it.
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We're gonna make it big, big, big. Especially like pastas, it'll be like two garlic cloves. I'm like, two? What is this? We're doing four.
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Do you have a favorite story from this year, a favorite episode that you recorded this year? I know it's hard to look back and remember, because we do so much.
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We're gonna double that and make it 50. Lastly, someone said, definitely time for a breakup PowerPoint.
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Nice! Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go! I'd get a cameo from Gordon Ramsay and break up with his ass. Oh my god, get a cameo! Oh my god!
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He would probably, she probably doesn't have to get a cameo. She probably could just go to Twitter. Now, there's probably a pattern here, but do you think if this guy was a great boyfriend and he did this, do you think this is grounds for breaking up with him?
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Good point. I think also, there's another part of this that just to give the other side is like, Sometimes people go too all out in a joke and lose themselves, right? We know roasts when we think it's funny and you're like, oh, this will be so funny because I'm committing so hardcore to it.
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And you kind of lose, I don't think none of us do that, but I think it's possible to be like, oh, I'm gonna commit so hard it'll be so silly that she won't take it seriously because it's a PowerPoint. She can't possibly take this to heart. Yeah, I've been there. But still, my guy, still not.
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I have a hard time believing there's no pattern leading up to this, right?
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His reaction to her is the most telling thing.
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Because he could have easily been like, oh, I'll cook. I'll learn how to cook. But no, he's refusing.
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Straight up refusing. It's takeout. Cereal and takeout.
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Oh, I love cereal and takeout too. But it's just that he didn't even in these days go like, hey, I'll learn how to cook. Or here, let me cook for you today. Yeah. No. Oh, God. Yeah, the sulking and the trying to make her feel bad. Update! Did you hear what I? Did you guys hear what I just said? Update?
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I say update, I look over at you guys, you're just like.
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And then you, yeah, you were like, did you hear I'm bringing you guys to Disneyland?
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Yeah, I think about that one sometimes. Some stick with me. Yeah, some stick. I'm like, oh, and I just think about it a lot.
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Okay, update. Hey Reddit, so it's been a wild ride since I posted my original story about my now ex boyfriend's infamous PowerPoint presentation critiquing my cooking. I can't thank you enough for all the support, laughs, and even the outrage on my behalf. Buckle up because here's the follow up you didn't know you needed.
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After reading your comments and taking some time to process what happened, I decided that our relationship needed a serious talk. I sat him down to discuss how his presentation came across as not just unfunny, but pretty disrespectful. You know, typical mature relationship stuff. Well, what does he do? He smirks and goes, oh, I was prepared for this. Bitch.
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He actually grabs his laptop, connects it to the TV again, and presents me with another PowerPoint titled, how to take a joke, a comprehensive guide.
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He made a whole slideshow explaining why I needed to learn how to chill out and appreciate humor. Slide one featured a meme of a clown putting on makeup with my name plastered over it.
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Slide two, a bullet point list titled why your overreaction is hilarious. Slide three was titled how I'm clearly the comedian in this relationship.
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Yeah. Oh, like the one where the guy got excited to go on a date and he peed. I'll never forget, ever forget my first red story ever. It's you and me. And I thought, and it's that catfishing thing. And we're like, I hope they fuck. I hope they fuck.
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Him sitting there like Joker, like.
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A man telling a woman to chill out or that you're over exaggerating, I've never thought it could be heightened to like a higher point. And it is. And the clown pic, bro.
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At this point, I was too stunned to speak. But then he pulled out slide six. Things you can do while not cooking because you're mad. The audacity, right? It was as if he really thought he'd win me over with this next level presentation. Spoiler alert, he did not. So I did what any rational PowerPoint-loving person would do. I made my own.
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I stayed up all night crafting a presentation called Why It's Time to Move On, A Farewell Guide. It had everything, flow charts mapping his incompetence in the kitchen, pie charts illustrating my happiness before and after the great presentation debacle. And my personal favorite, slide nine, a gif of Gordon Ramsay yelling, get out.
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This morning, I sat him down and went through my PowerPoint with the same energy he had given me. His reaction was priceless. He started with that same smirk, but lost it somewhere around slide four. Top 10 reasons you're moving out today. By the time I got to the resources for finding your own apartment slide, he was packing a bag.
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Now, before anyone worries, yes, he did actually leave, and no, I didn't even have to threaten him with slide 12, which was just a photo of me blocking the Wi-Fi router. So yeah, we broke up and I'm single, happy and cooking meals for myself without any critique except my cat's judgmental stare. And to those who said I should make a breakup PowerPoint, just know your wish has been fulfilled.
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I still can't believe how all of this went down over the course of one single weekend, but I now feel pretty good about myself. I don't care. I really hate... And it's a common tactic used when people do something and they get a response they don't like. They go, it was just a joke. Like, no, it's not. Like, there is some truth in comedy.
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There's stories where it's like, I can tell your husband or the wife is doing a bunch of disrespect across the board. And here's an instance where it's the tipping point. This doesn't read like that. This reads like they are in a marriage that they don't want to get out of. It's this one thing that she is just so mad about. Weil sie nicht sagt, dass er immer schläft.
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Sie sagt, das ist das eine, was ich ihm tun wollte.
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Ich denke, wie sie darüber geht, ist nicht der richtige Weg. Es ist so, okay, hol die Fotos. Du willst diese Fotos, hol sie. Wenn du es selbst tun musst, musst du es selbst tun. Und dann nach dem Faktum, sag ihm, es schmerzt mich wirklich, wenn du Fotos nicht machst. Kommuniziere das.
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Die Art, wie sie das geschrieben hat, die Art, wie sie darüber spricht, macht mich wundern, wie sie das kommuniziert. Ist es kommunizieren... And I mean, you do have to be very straightforward with people. Depending on the person. But you have to go and go, hey, it would mean so much to me if you take photos of me without me asking.
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It hurts me when you don't take photos because it makes me feel invisible and makes me feel like you're not thinking about me. Instead of It could be delivered as, wow, it really sucks. I guess I don't have any photos of myself this year again.
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Because some people just do not pick up on things. Because she might say that and he goes, oh, that sucks. I'll make sure next year I get some photos.
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Next year rolls around, he's just at the trampoline place not thinking. He's jumping on trampolines. Fotos. Ich will Fotos. Ja.
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She has those. But, you know, he's staying up all night. She says he stays up all night sometimes to see me.
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And it's like, so quality time might matter to him. And like I said, she's not writing this like, I hate my husband, he sucks.
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Jealousy definitely seems to pertain in relationships because of your fear of losing your partner. Right. Right. But envy seems to be more the case with anything career related. Yeah.
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Comments on this, your feelings are valid, but you kind of cut off your nose to spite your face here. You should have insisted on some photos. Sure, you should not have to ask, but the end result is no photos, and you can't take that back. Someone else said, yeah, it truly sucks to have to outright ask your partner to do something that you are already doing for them.
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But I've discussed this with my therapist before and for things like this, sometimes the only way to actually get what you want is to be direct. If it was me, I'd stop my SO during the party, hand him my phone and directly tell him to take some photos of me and my child together.
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I totally get OP's frustration, but it's better she be direct and ask than miss out on any more photos with her child because her husband doesn't take the initiative. Someone else said this absolutely sucks and your husband needs to be better. I will suggest taking screenshots from the video of you and your daughter and printing them out. A lot of times videos actually look better photo wise.
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I hope your husband starts respecting you more. OP said thank you. I'll try to do that later. Hopefully the quality is good enough for me to get a couple of pictures.
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I think grandma got on there and commented.
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It was in point five, too. There's the element, too, of the possible jealousy of the daughter really seem to be a daddy's girl and liking to spend time with the dad. I just feel like, I understand... I forgot about the theme too.
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There's also probably jealousy there. Yeah, yeah. But I mean, well, what she's also is jealous of just, there's all these photos and I'm not in the photos. But I understand what she wants and I've done it before where it's like, yeah, you screw yourself over in the hopes that, it's like, well, they're going to learn their lesson eventually.
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They're going to go, oh man, we don't have any photos of you. I'm like, yeah. Because you never took them. Right. And now you learned your lesson. It's like, cool, well, you're not in any photos in the process of this, too.
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Okay, here we go. Our first story comes from relationship advice. Okay. This is a 37-year-old man writing in, Why is my wife, 30-year-old woman, jealous that my ex-wife has found love? Ich weiß nicht, was ich noch zum Titel hinzufügen möchte. Meine Frau ist ein bisschen besorgt, dass sie meine Ex-Wife folgt, seit sie uns erzählt hat, dass sie engagiert war.
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Right. Yeah. Update. You know, Ja. I don't think he does it on purpose or doesn't do it out of spite. He's probably having too much fun with our daughter and forgets. And I shouldn't have let it get to me too much. I still think I shouldn't have to ask, but we clearly have different views when it comes to special occasions. He wants to live in the moment and I want to preserve the moments.
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With that said, please know that I don't constantly have a camera in my hand. I just use my phone to snap pictures every so often. I put the phone down so I can enjoy my daughter's parties and family gatherings too. I just wanted him to do the same for me on occasion. Viele haben gesagt, dass sie nur Selfies von mir und ihr machen, und das mache ich. Ich nehme viele von ihnen.
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Ich würde auch nur Bilder, die andere auch gemacht haben, oder sogar nur Bilder von mir da, wo ich nicht unbedingt pose. Nur Bilder von mir, die mit ihr spielen oder am Party mit Familie und Freunden. Viele haben empfohlen, einen Fotografen zu hirten.
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Aber das ist... But that's not something we can really afford, but hopefully with our talk we won't even need to consider it. Anyway, on to the update. My husband and I spoke last night. When I don't have work the next day, I stay up late so I can spend some time with him, and I wanted us to finally talk. When he came home, we sat down.
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He says he still didn't fully understand what he did wrong, and I told him again how I wasn't in any pictures and how I have talked to him about this many times. I did say that I understand he was someone who lives more in the moment, but I just wanted to have proof that I was there too." Wow. Wunderbar!
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Welcome to Smosh Reads Reddit Stories. I'm Shane and today's theme is Jealousy. And I'm joined by two people that I am jealous of. What?
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No, no, no. Why are you giving it to grandma? Don't give the phone to grandma. I don't know what you're... If you need photos taken, do not hand it to an old person. Ever.
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No, literally, because then they go, it's a video. You're truly better off handing it to a five-year-old. Hand it to anyone but the old lady. Oh my God. Das ist verrückt.
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Meiner Ex-Wife hat es schon lange gedauert, aber seit sie eine Mutter ist, wollte sie es nicht offiziell machen, bis alles ernst ist, um die Kinder nicht zu verwirren. Meine Frau ist in Schock und ihre erste Reaktion zu den Nachrichten ist, wer ist dieser Verlierer?
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She said that in there. I don't want just posed. I see. She wants it happening while she's not asking for it. And I get that, because those are genuine moments. Candids are so good. I definitely feel bad, because Courtney is someone who takes tons of candid photos. She's very good about it. And I'm horrible about it. I don't think about pulling out my phone to take photos.
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And I feel really bad about it. So sometimes when I do, I'm like, oh, I feel bad she doesn't have as many Wir sind Theresa und Nemo und deshalb sind wir zu Shopify gewechselt.
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But the new guy seems really nice and instead of being glad that at least her stepchildren would have a good man in their mother's life, my wife is very irritated and angry. I would even say jealous. She isn't following my ex on Instagram, so she can't follow the relationship, so she sent the new guy a follow request. I confronted her and she denied being jealous or obsessive.
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That's audible.com slash SRRS or text SRRS to 500-500 to try Audible free for 30 days. Audible, there's more to imagine when you listen. Back to the show. Our next story comes from Am I the Asshole? Am I the Asshole for calling my sister a jealous hag because she got judgy over my husband making me an Easter basket? Oh, I believe as of this airing, Easter is tomorrow. So he is not risen.
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He has not, he has not rised yet.
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I was like, no, of course not. Why would she say that? She asked why he'd go all out like this then and how it must be nice to have all this extra money to spend when everyone around us is struggling. Oh, it must be nice to have such a picture-perfect marriage. I was really taken aback and asked her what her issue is.
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She was like, most women I know can't even get their husbands to fill a Christmas stocking for them and you're out here bragging about yours and shoving it in everyone's faces. I'll be lucky if I get a card on my birthday. Oh no. Oh yes. Ja. You're just jealous is the most annoying comeback in the world and I used it on my own sister.
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She also typically texts me throughout her day and she hasn't sent me anything since then, which means she is definitely still pissed. Am I the asshole?
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Hags can be extremely powerful. Ja, das sind Verzeihungen. Das sind Verzeihungen, die sehr mächtig sein können. 100 Prozent.
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I told her that we should be happy since my children will have to live with this man and it is a good thing that he is good to their mother and that she's in a happy relationship. It benefits everyone. She asked me who in his right mind would want her. I was surprised because why would she not think any human, let alone someone like my ex, is worth love.
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Ich wollte sagen, dass du verzeiht wirst. Das ist so ein wildes Statement, um ein wirklich kindliches Geschenk zu sehen und zu sagen, also hat er dich verzeiht? Ja, was?
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What does that mean? I'm not saying she's wrong or not, but if someone said something of that, especially like a brother or sister, if they said all of that shit of that nature, I think my response would be like, Ist alles okay? Ja. Wie, hat dein Mann dich verletzt? Wie, wow, ich fühle mich hier ein bisschen verletzt. Mhm.
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Ich weiß. Also ist sie klar unglücklich.
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Out of thin air, where it's not necessary at all. I also, I can understand the hag if this is a series of a pattern. Okay. If she's probably been dealing with this for, this is her sister. Yeah. They text all day, every day, she's saying. Yeah. Right. This has probably been behavior that's been going on for a long time. Yeah. Then that happens. Did she say it was older or younger?
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I'm assuming older because she's a hag.
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Acting like a hag. I don't actually know. It doesn't say. Just with the power dynamic.
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I guess my thought always is with like mit Brüdern.
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Mit Schwestern. Es ist nicht so wichtig, ob du ein Arschloch bist oder nicht. Es ist einfach so, was willst du passieren? Denn wenn du deine Schwester anrufst, kann es nicht einfach enden. Wenn du planst, sie aus deinem Leben zu trennen, kannst du ihr alles sagen.
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Aber wenn ihr ein Verhältnis für den Rest eures Lebens behältt, dann müsst ihr alle Argumente und alles, was ihr zueinander sagt, lösen. Also versucht ihr, die Situation intensiver zu machen? Oder versucht ihr... Ich sage nicht, dass sie es falsch macht, sie zu verhandeln, sofern ich sage, dass ihr eure Schwester nicht... Be this way to you. So I call her out on that behavior.
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Calling her out on her behavior is totally warranted. But also being like, why are you saying these things?
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I told her probably Plenty would because she is a kind and pleasant person. All hell broke loose and she started calling my ex names. Can anyone help me out here? Okay, das ist interessant.
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Oh, absolutely. Definitiv. Absolut. Ich denke, in diesen Situationen, wenn jemand irrationell reagiert oder wirklich schmerzhafte Dinge sagt oder wirklich schmerzhafte oder einfach aus der Hand Dinge, denke ich, dass Fragen die Situation so besser entlasten. Ja.
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Und ich denke, man kann immer noch diese Zufriedenheit bekommen, wenn man auf sie hinkriegt, kann man es immer noch bekommen, indem man eine Frage zurückzieht. Es ist einfach so, warum würdest du so etwas sagen? Das ist brillant. Und dann ist es einfach so, ich weiß nicht, ich kann meinen Mann nicht so machen. Warum denkst du das? Wenn du diese Fragen fragst, muss sie sich das erlauben.
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Sie erlaubt schon, dass ihre Situation schrecklich ist. Aber der Verdacht war nicht der Arschloch. Mh. That's also true. She was also like, oh, it's not my fault you married a thoughtless man. Which was fire. Look, if I'm watching Bridgerton, I'm like, hell yeah. You're like, yeah, you ate. I feel like asking questions... I feel like she was already saying that. Like, she's offended...
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Das ist ein fairer Argument, dass es nicht bedeutet, dass er einen schlechten Mann ist. Es gibt hoffentlich andere Qualitäten, die er verdienen kann.
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Awww. Sie hat uns gehört und gesagt, nein, er ist ein Scheiß. One year my mom didn't realize when Easter was and ended up giving my dad stuff from the pantry he forgot about and he was over the moon because he didn't know we had beef jerky left, lol.
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No update. Don't. I don't think there's much, there's not much to update.
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The sister needs to realize the villain here is her husband.
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That's juicy. It is the case. Juicy Shane. The sister's getting mad at OP, but the real problem is her husband is a piece of shit. Is he a piece of shit? The OP was just like, he's not really thinking about her. Like, at all.
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Okay, our next story comes from relationship advice. I, a 28 year old man, am considering leaving my girlfriend, who's 29, after she catfished me as a prank.
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I know. Okay, so OP's girlfriend catfished him as a prank.
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Me and my girlfriend have been together for two years. I've always thought she was very sweet and kind and I really appreciate how much she loves me. And while she sometimes got a little jealous, I didn't think it was a big deal. Hell, maybe I even enjoyed being doted on like that. It made me feel really attractive, which I never really felt I was.
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Recently we attended a work event organized by my company and we met one of my coworkers there. She works at a different branch and we hardly ever talk outside of work emails and calls, but we get along well enough. This event was my girlfriends first and only time meeting this coworker. On the way back from the event and the following day, my girlfriend was acting a little weird.
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She kept asking me about a work wife and asking if I thought that coworker was pretty and other stuff about her. I knew my girlfriend could get kind of jealous and I did my best to calm her down. I approved and followed back. Her account is also private. That account was almost nothing but a few pictures of her in swimsuits uploaded very recently.
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It didn't look like anything overtly sexy, just normal vacation pics. But there was nothing but vacation pics. It seemed weird, but I didn't really care. Then a few days later, she DMed me on IG. It was just small talk and I replied, but it wasn't flirty or anything, in my opinion. She kept reaching out every few days and eventually it did seem to get kind of flirty.
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I told her this felt inappropriate and I was in a relationship and I'd appreciate if we kept things professional, which she seemed okay with. My girlfriend seemed extra affectionate the days after that. And while I didn't suspect anything at the time, you can all probably see exactly where this is going.
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Still, at the time I was happy and my girlfriend even seemed to be better regarding her jealousy. But then last week I got a follow recommendation on my IG. It was my coworkers account. This one wasn't private and was just a normal IG account and looking through it, that was where those swimsuit pics came from. So it became clear I was being catfished.
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I confronted my girlfriend then and at first, when I was trying to be subtle, she denied everything outright. Then she shifted to gaslighting me about it and saying it was just a prank or that it was a test or that because she was cheated on before, she just needed to know that she could trust me. I told her that her being able to trust me was great, but how am I supposed to trust her now?
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She said that made no sense and kept deflecting no matter how I tried to explain, going so far as to question how I even knew it was her if I wasn't cheating on her with my coworker. I told her that this was unfair and manipulative and that I needed some time and went home. She's been texting and calling since, saying that I'm ruining a great relationship over nothing.
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I'm overreacting and that when I finally realize how much she loves me, it might be too late and it's not fair for me to throw everything we built over some skank. But that just feels incredibly manipulative to me and like she doesn't get what she did wrong at all. So I'm conflicted between wanting to just cut and run and giving it another go... After all, we've been happy together for two years.
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But also, can trust be rebuilt after something like this?
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Okay, all right, pulling something out. Okay, and you got, oh! Throwing it out the window.
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Just kidding. Oh. They're jealous of me.
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Wow. Gotta get in the cabinet, get the new one.
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Yeah. Put the coworker in there.
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Yeah. An effort. It would be like, okay, the trust is broken, the lying, all this stuff. But at the end of the day also, it's like, you're also kind of a loser. Yes. Right. And I have the ick because you're a loser.
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Big ick because you're crazy town.
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Yeah, yeah. I mean, but I've said it before, like, to me, like, the cheating, the worst part of cheating is, like, the lying. Yeah. And by catfishing him, like, she kind of, I'm like, it's not much different in a way. Right.
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Ja, möglicherweise. Es ist auch die Sache, dass sie sagt, ich vertraue dir jetzt. Ich glaube nicht, dass das, wo dieses Verhalten endet. Nein. Wenn du sie immer noch verabschiedest, wird sie das wieder tun. Ja. Diese Gefühle sind nicht nur für immer weg. Sie hat Vertrauen-Issue. Und das ist eine Sache, die sie mit sich selbst umsetzen muss. Ja.
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Es wird nicht in diesem Art und Weise geschlossen werden. Richtig. Die nächste Frau, die er treffen wird, wird sie das wieder tun. Er wird jedes Jahr Follower-Rechte auf IG bekommen. Ja.
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Oh my God. No, and like her calling the co-worker a skank, it's like, okay, whoa, you don't even know, like, this lady didn't do anything. No. Just breathed. Truly did nothing.
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Yeah. Und es ist nicht jemand, mit dem er nahe ist. Es ist nur ein Freund. Sie haben sich nicht mal auf Instagram verfolgt. Er sagt, ich kenne nicht wirklich diese Person. Und es ist so, Gott sei Dank, du bist eigentlich freundlich mit jemandem. Gott sei Dank, du magst jemanden, mit dem du arbeitest. Als Freund, er kann sich nicht mit irgendwelchen Frauen verabschieden. Egal, mit dieser Freundin.
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Okay. OP sagt, ich denke nicht, dass sie jemals auf diesem Niveau etwas gemacht hat. Aber es gab natürlich Beweise. Ich wollte es einfach nicht sehen, weil ich nie als besonders attraktiv bezeichnet wurde. Und dass mir jemand so etwas gemacht hat, war einfach sehr schön. Aber ich glaube, das ist eine Menge meiner eigenen Probleme, die ich durchgehen muss.
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Und diese Beziehung ist klar nicht so groß, wie ich es gedacht hätte.
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Someone else said, never stay with anyone who tests you. They want you to fail the test to prove their doubts are genuine. Every time you pass, they'll be loving for a bit until another doubt enters their head and they come up with another test for you to pass. It's no way to live your life. No trust equals no relationship. Hm. Hm. Yeah.
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There's no update because that was this week as of recording it. Oh my God.
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Yeah. But this type of stuff is super common. Yeah. I hear about this all the time.
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And I've also been in situations in my past where I understand like the feeling of insecurity and wanting to like Ich habe diese Gedanken in meinem Kopf. Wie prove ich, dass sie richtig sind? Aber wenn du deinem Partner nicht vertraust, ist das ein so tiefes Problem.
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There it is. Jealousy. Are you guys jealous people? Do you ever deal with jealousy? You go.
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Ja. Und Mädchen. Was, wenn ihr euch überguckt und ich plötzlich schmerze und ich war so, du kannst es nicht sehen.
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We can see that. It's all Shane-top Thirst Traps. Is that worse than me liking other Thirst Traps?
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No, she's like, you didn't like my Spencer's thirst trap. Alright, our next story comes from Am I the Asshole? And it ended up on Am I the Devil?
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Yeah. Am I the Asshole for my reaction to my sister-in-law's nickname for my husband? No.
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Her husband's sister has a nickname for him.
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Okay. The people involved, me, a 27-year-old woman, my husband, Connor, 27-year-old man, and his sister, Sophie, a 30-year-old woman. Fake names. I feel uncomfortable with the nickname my sister-in-law calls my husband. Alright, what do we think the nickname is?
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Okay. Bubby, Bubbs or Booba. Ja. Dann... Oh mein Gott! As she was leaving I stabbed her in the back. I told him I don't think he has bad intentions, but I can't say the same for his sister. That just made him more upset. Now he's being cold toward me. I know I didn't handle it perfectly, but I don't get why it's such a big deal.
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Their insistence on keeping the nickname makes me feel like something bigger is going on. So Reddit, am I overreacting? Should I push this or do I need to drop it?
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It's probably been a nickname that they've had since they were kids. So it's not something he thinks about. As an adult, he doesn't want new nicknames. But it's like, well, is it even a nickname? It's just kind of what you call me. I understand that. My mom has a nickname. Her brothers call her a nickname. But it's from when they were little kids. And it comes from...
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before they could speak properly. Right, so it's just like habit at this point. And Bubby, Bubbs or Bubba, like almost sounds like she was trying to say brother as a little kid. She's like, Bubba, you know? And it just kind of stayed that way.
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Ja, es ist interessant, weil ich höre von Leuten, die sich über ihren Ex schuldig fühlen oder sich um ihren Exs Leben kümmern, aber es ist interessant, dass sie sich mit ihrem Partners Ex besorgt hat. Ja, das ist seltsam. Das ist viel, weil ich vermute, dass sich viel Zeit bis jetzt verpasst hat. Ich meine, sie vergleicht sich klar mit seinem Ex.
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In regards to siblings, and this is a nickname that's been around a long time, this is very silly.
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Das ist Rosh für mich. Die einzige Situation, in der ich denken kann, dass ein Nickname unangenehm ist, ist, wenn jemand ein Nickname für deinen Partner hatte und es sehr sexuell war.
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Dann würde ich sagen, okay, ja, aber das ist eine sehr spezifische Situation. Ja. Das ist keine solche Situation. Wie Titty Ginny. Don't call my wife Titty Ginny. Don't call my husband Titty Ginny.
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Call her Hat. Comments. You're the asshole. I live in the South. I can't throw a rock right now and not hit at least five Bubbas. The female version is Sissy. Every little kid down here calls their brother Bubba or Bubbs or their sister Sissy or Sis. It's literally the most common nickname in this region. If you yell it at Walmart, you'll get the attention of all the shoppers.
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What's gross though is you thinking something more than sibling affection is going on here and you do need to work through that ASAP. Oh, and FYI, I have at least two cousins older than 55 that are still known as Bubba. OP responded, this genuinely helps a lot. I'm not from the US and an only child, so this is all new to me.
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His family is originally from the South, so that context makes a lot of sense. That has 149 downvotes. Sie sagt, ich verstehe jetzt, ich bin falsch. Und alle sind so, fuck you.
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I still fucking hate you. Someone replied to that. So instead of asking slash looking into the culture of your in-laws, you went off. You need some help, seriously. Instead of being curious and having the desire to learn, you go, it's wrong. You have some serious learning to do. Okay. OP said, just to clarify, someone mentioned this earlier, but it got lost in the comments.
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Maybe it's that the ex is doing so well, maybe she's worried that he'll see how well she's doing. It seems that all hell broke loose once he said, no, she's a kind and pleasant person. It's like, oh, his ex has her life together. And so she's doing really well, so she's maybe like, oh no, will this make him want her more? Now that she's with someone else. Maybe kind of that type of thinking.
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I wrongly assumed that Bubby was a mix of hubby and brother, which is why it felt strange to me. I'm an only child, my family doesn't use nicknames, and I'm not from the US, which doesn't mean I was right, but I do think it's an important context. I'll talk to Connor ASAP to clear things up, because yeah, I'm obviously the asshole here. Someone replied to that saying
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This is her husband and she's never asked him like, where does Bubby come from? Right. That's all this took.
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But she let it linger all this time. She's like, it's incest.
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Yeah, her acknowledging it and that getting down votes is funny. Yeah. No, people are pissed.
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Yeah. Oh my God. Ich verstehe, dass es Kulturelle Unterschiede gibt und all diese Sachen. Ich meine, es ist nicht wirklich in meinem Kopf verantwortlich, aber es ist einfach nur durch das Reden mit deinem Mann. Reden mit ihm zuerst. Statt das hier zu halten und es dann nach seiner Schwester zu bringen. Unsere letzte Geschichte kommt von Am I Overreacting und endete auch mit Am I the Devil. Oh.
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Your ass is ugly, get over it. You little hag. I think voice inflection matters a lot here. They said it very emphatically and with purpose, as if they meant every word sincerely. Context. At my brother's wedding, the bride's four-year-old niece was the flower girl. I was 26 at the time. I get it. It sounds like I'm jealous of a four-year-old, and I'm not. She was an adorable little girl.
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I also understand that families sometimes kiss the keisters of their in-laws to establish or retain good family relations. Ja. Das war's für heute. ETA, they were speaking to the flower girl's grandparents. Absolutisms. Anstatt nur zu sagen, oh, sie ist wirklich süß, zu sagen, sie ist eigentlich die süßeste Frau, die ich je gesehen habe.
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Ich würde sie verstehen, dass sie ein schreckliches Hack ist.
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Because maybe that would be her logic.
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Yeah, no, she's just like, yeah, I'm like, okay, bro, like, whoa. Also, the context of this, like, weddings, like, dude, people just are in their feelings at weddings. Like, at weddings, the flower girl, and they're talking to the flower girl's grandparents. Of course, they're gonna be like, she is just the most precious thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
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It's like, you're sitting here thinking about yourself, in Competition, all of a sudden they turn back and OP is going down the aisle with the flowers. She rips it out of her hands.
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It's totally that. Look, I'm not saying there's other things going on here, but it's just like, dude, you're 26. Right. There's an open bar. Geh ein Bier trinken. Hoffentlich. Geh Spaß haben, Mann. Richtig, richtig. Und wenn es keine offene Bar gibt, hast du größere Probleme hier.
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Yeah, I think this person's having a hard time thinking that other people don't think the way she does, right? Because she's like, I don't speak in absolutism because what if I say this is the best party I've ever been to and someone else nearby has had a party recently and they feel bad about it. They're not feeling bad about it.
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Yeah, she's being, because that's how she thinks of things, but it's like, hey, other people don't think that way. Yes. I'm sure your parents don't think that girl is better than you, like you're their daughter and you're an only child, but it's just, it is self-centered. That's a great point. Her universe is very self-centered. She's just thinking about herself in relation to everything going on.
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Auch, guck mal, diese Kleine könnte vielleicht die schönste 4-Jährige jemals sein. Aber wenn sie 26 Jahre alt ist, geht sie nach ihr und fragt sie, wie sie sich mit meiner 26-Jährigkeit vergleichen würde. Verrückt. Verrückt. Oh mein Gott, Entschuldigung. Ja. Das ist ein Test. Das ist ein Prank. Jesus, sie kämpft. Ja, du weißt, dass es schlecht ist, wenn sie kämpfen.
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Du endest auf Am I the Devil, wenn du in den Kommentaren kämpfst.
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Ja. Oh mein Gott. Okay. All I can offer is an upvote and thank you from the bottom of my heart. Your response means a lot to me.
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This is now the most beautiful baby I've ever seen. New baby just dropped. Und es ist das schönste. Und es ist wie, oh, das neue Baby ist gefallen. Es ist wie, das ist das schönste Baby. Die Chancen sind da, dass jedes Baby, das er sieht, ein bisschen besser ist als das vorherige Baby.
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Das ist gute Nachrichten für alle. Wir werden heißer.
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Jeder Mensch, der rauskommt, ist alle stärker, schneller. Sie sind heiß, Leute. Right out of the oven. Sie sind heiß. Oh mein Gott. Der Arzt sagt, dein Baby ist heiß. Dein Baby ist heiß. Er sagt, mein Baby war das schönste Baby, das er je gesehen hat. Er sagt, mein Baby war heiß. Er sagt, mein Baby war sexy. Er sagt, was? Bring that titty Ginny over. Er sagt, gib mir that skank.
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Oh. Okay, can I say though, okay, because I think babies are super cute, right?
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Babies are super cute. I think all babies are really cute, but sometimes you'll, like, a friend of yours, right? Like, you'll know someone, and they're an attractive person, but they'll show you a baby photo, and you're like, oh my god! Yeah. Whoa! Bad, bad. You turned out good, but like, whoa! Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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In dem einen Kommentar, ja, es scheint, dass sie es ein bisschen bekommt. Ja. Aber es ist immer noch lustig. Ja. Verdammt, das war viel Leid. Ja. Ja.
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Und ein bisschen Leidenschaft. Ein bisschen Leidenschaft. Ein bisschen Leidenschaft. Danke, dass ihr mitgekommen seid.
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Ich glaube, das Schwierigste ist, dass sie Kinder hat, also ist es nicht so, als wäre sie völlig aus seinem Leben. Sie sehen sich wahrscheinlich alle. Sie sind beide Eltern der gleichen Kinder. Das gibt noch einen anderen Element. Aber du hast noch keine Wahl, um es zu übernehmen. Oder du kannst nicht in dieser Beziehung sein, wenn das dich so essen wird.
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Oh, I didn't even think about that. Comments on this. In her head, your ex-wife is a hag that couldn't keep her husband. She thinks she's the upgrade. Someone falling in love with and committing to your ex doesn't fit her narrative. Your ex was meant to grow old and alone in her mind. Your new wife isn't a good person.
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Someone said, Ooh, that adds an interesting element. I did not think about that. So OP's wife, the 30-year-old woman who's jealous in this story, she was the other woman. So he basically kind of cheated on his ex-wife with her. It's sounding like an emotional affair with her. So now that the ex-wife has moved on and stuff, she's like, I'm not winning anymore. I won, but...
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It makes me question how long this relationship has been going on. Wir sind Theresa und Nemo und deshalb sind wir zu Shopify gewechselt.
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Traurig ist die Angst, etwas in einer Situation zu verlieren. Wegen jemand anderem vielleicht. Wobei weinend ist, ich wünschte, ich hätte das, was sie hatten. Ich denke... In a lot of those situations, I don't think I'm the jealous type too much. I definitely felt a lot of envy throughout my life. But I think that's very common in acting, right? Because we're in an industry where it's like...
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This comes from True Off My Chest. I was once again left out of my daughter's birthday pictures and I'm done talking to my husband about it.
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Okay. My daughter is a huge daddy's girl and thus he is the favorite parent. She's only five, so I don't hold it against her by any means, but it still definitely hurts. For health reasons, I can't jump with my daughter, but my husband was. They both had a great time and so did the other kids that were there. But just like previous years, I'm the one behind the camera.
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I take all the pictures every year and I'm not in any of them. I've spoken to my husband about my feelings before, but all I get are empty promises of how he will do better. Last year we rented a room at the local conference center for her party and I asked my grandmother to take pictures of me and my husband holding our child while we sang happy birthday and cut the cake.
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Instead of pictures, she took a video. Once again, no pictures of me. Call me old-fashioned, but I like printing pictures for photo albums and I can't exactly print off a video. So another year of no pictures. Oh. Ich bin zum Schlafzimmer gegangen und er hat mich nicht gefolgt. Ich bin einfach fertig. Ich bin so müde von seinen leeren Voraussetzungen, sich besser zu machen.
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People just get a role that you want and it's just an interesting career in that way. But jealousy in relationships, I don't think I ever really... I'm not threatened by someone, right? Because I guess I've always had the thought of if someone's going to leave you or cheat on you or something, I'm like, there's nothing I can do about it.
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Außer so kleinen Dingen wie das, ist er ein guter Mann und ein toller Vater. Aber es fühlt sich wirklich so an, als würde er manchmal nicht mehr über mich denken. Und wenn jemand denkt, warum soll man nicht einfach nur ihn um Fotos fragen? Ich sollte das nicht tun. Ja.
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I think I see a lot of elements of this, because clearly it hurts her. She tells him after the fact every birthday of like, can you get photos of me? And he's like, oh yeah, for sure, I will. Next year. 365 days from now. Yeah, yeah. Und dann tut er es nicht. Und es klingt so, als wäre er nicht der Typ, um darüber nachzudenken.
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Aber ich verstehe auch, dass sie schmerzt, dass sie sagt, ich will nicht fragen. Ich will, dass du dich um mich kümmerst und Fotos von mir nimmst, weil du weißt, wie wichtig das für mich ist, aber du tust es nicht. Aber aus all dem, was sie erzählt hat, scheint es in ihrem Wunsch, ihm einen Punkt zu zeigen, dass sie richtig ist.
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Sie bekommt keine Fotos mit ihrer Tochter auf ihrem Geburtstag und das ist so wichtig für sie. Es klingt so, als ob sie ein bisschen schnell aufgeben würde. Die Großmutter hat ein Video gemacht, es ist so, okay, du hast ein Video, sie könnte einfach das Handy zurückgegeben haben und gesagt haben, kannst du auch ein paar Fotos bekommen?
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Das denke ich viel über, weil in meiner Familie, meine Mutter liebt Fotos und die Mehrheit meiner Familie sonst, wir nehmen einfach keine Fotos. Ja. Ja. Ja.
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Ich glaube, sie macht ein bisschen das Mord hier, wo sie sagt, naja, ich glaube, ich werde nicht mehr in irgendwelchen Fotos sein. Es ist wie, hey, ich verstehe, es tut weh. Ich bin nicht dafür, dass dein Mann Fotos von dir und deiner Tochter nehmen sollte. Er muss wissen, dass es dir wichtig ist. Ja. Don't self-sacrifice because your husband's forgetting this.
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