Shane Gillis

And then I was like, I felt kind of like a bitch getting dressed under my towel.

And the guy was presenting hog.

So I just presented my strong suit, which is my cake.

So I presented, because I was like fully shrimped out.

So I was like, I'm going to show him my cake, bro.

Dude, I was shrimped from the water.

You see a monster hog like that?

I couldn't present, dude.

I was fucked.

He was having a conversation, glistening hog.

Do you remember what he was talking about?

Dude, it was like a flashback.

It was just like... It was probably like a city employee, I think.

He struck me as like a guy when you go get like a construction permit.

He's like...

i don't know man i don't know he struck me as one of those guys i thought he was total composure it sounded like a homosexual man i very high probability yeah very high probability actually so but then i did have a palate cleanser so then i you know i got i got my clothes on you know i abandoned the towel i was partially a man in the locker room but i did show ass and then i turned around corey i'm like i'm dressed corey comes out he's dressed and we turned around there's an old man who had walked in and i was like oh no dude we got another incoming hog

bro is inverted and that was like a palate cleanser for me i was like all right here we go we got like an old inverted penis a fucking glistening mexican hog by then he had pulled on the briefs thank god dude the guy fucking like close talked him the whole time he was showering it was so funny it was crazy i've never been in the locker room before barton springs yeah so i was like imagine that is definitely a

A hotspot.

Bro, I kind of put that together.

I got there.