Shane Gillis
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Then you have to, like, swim with your kids after getting a car accident in the water.
And I think you die, honestly.
Well, there was a thing.
I get Cura emails all the time.
And I just read them.
I think it was, like, pre-Facebook.
Now it's just boomers get spammed with, like, shit that kind of makes them kind of, like, clickbait.
But here, you can ask questions.
It's like Ask Jeeves, but you have people be like, was Jesus really Jewish?
And, like, boomers just fight each other for, like, nine million comments.
Like, that was the one.
The guy was like, if you ever get into, if you fall into water, this is what you do.
And apparently, I looked it up, and it was like, no, that's actually the worst possible thing you can do.
So it's just, there's a thing that goes around that just get people to click it.
So I looked up the real protocol.
I got so bugged out on it that I ordered like three of those glass smashers.