Shane Jacobson

And I went, oh, here we go.

And I'm like, what's that, mate?

And he goes, every fucking day you wake up the fucking sun.

And he's roaring.

And he said, every day you're fucking happy.

Every fucking.

And, like, it just.

Wow.

He was spooling.

And that was the thing that morning that set him off.

And I said, well, Scoots, not really.

I said, but I can ring you when it happens if we're not living together.

And then he kind of laughed because that was and I said, is that really today's beef?

And he went, yes.

I went, oh, that's pretty.

I said I can look down or something and then we started to laugh.

But he, that was that day, I'll never forget it, that he was so angry that after an elongated period of time that he realised every day I was going to come into that kitchen with a smile and fucking drove him mad as it turned out.

And then I finished that morning and got up and on my way out, I said, come here, gave him a hug.

And like not many other men could hug him.

In fact, I used to pinch his ass in public, and he would react really strongly.