Shane Jacobson

So I got my mate to drive along the side of that car and when the door slid open, I was in the back dressed as a clown dancing.

which I just figured would be the most inconceivable image to kids burying their parents.

And they wound the window down.

It's a big call.

I'm not suggesting anyone should do that.

Oh, it's huge.

Is it a swing and a miss?

And they looked out the window and, of course, it was so mad they burst into laughter.

And then they were, like, clapping and I just kept dancing.

And then they just yelled, thank you.

I'm like, okay, done.

Shut the door.

See you there.

Got changed back in my suit and then pulled up and stood beside them.

But only they knew and they were looking at me like, fuck, that was insane.

But they just kept saying, you know, like afterwards, you know, independently my mate's like, oh, man, thank you.

Fuck, did I need that?

I'm not saying it's going to work every time but –

No, no, this is a funeral.

Everyone that was older than me and smarter than me, which was most people at that point, I could hear their voices going, no.