Shane Jacobson

So a face, for those that don't know how this works, so when they can't figure out what a person's face is doing.

So if you imagine me telling, I just want everyone to picture me just telling this story and imagine you staring at my face.

Oh, my God, you're not going to believe it.

Grandad just won $10,000, $10,000 on Tats Lotto.

$10,000, right?

From a distance.

What he sees is a face screwed up that may as well be, you ever touch me like that again, ever, I'm going to punch your head in.

Yeah, right.

So the words aren't doing anything and he sees a face screwed up and he has no idea if you're angry or happy.

He can't figure out what the face is.

So me and Fliss would be talking and I'd go, oh, you know,

Oh, mate, it was unbelievable.

So we're going down the freeway and this car pulls out in front of me and you're not going to believe what happened.

And as I'm telling her, his face would turn up in between us.

Literally, I couldn't see my wife, like a lunar eclipse, right?

A Jack's eclipse would occur.

This head would turn up and he'd be staring at my face.

I can't see my wife.

It'd be like a foot from me, staring at my face, not into my eyes.

Quite often, as you know, they don't look into people's eyes.