Shane O'Neill

You did?

A lot of people called in, and they were like, can we get more of that Bob Costas guy?

Kristen Elliott of Maple Bluff, Wisconsin, is a busy woman.

A resident at the UW hospital, she puts in 24-hour shifts in their emergency room.

She goes to Pilates classes three times a week and volunteers at the soup kitchen at her local church.

But when an invitation came for an ex-boyfriend's wedding, she knew she needed to squeeze in one more thing into her busy schedule, finding a date.

So last Saturday, she set up 18 hours worth of mini dates.

That's 180 dates in one day.

She kept track of the marathon day with a spreadsheet adding numerical ratings and columns for physical attributes, red flags, hygiene, and whether they showed up in a fleece quarter zip.

Sadly, none of these dates seemed suitable.

So she plans to schedule a second day of seven minute long second dates.

Unfortunately, with the extra two minutes, I can only book 73 dates in a day, she said sadly, before strapping on a helmet, climbing onto her scooter, and rolling off to a sip and paint party where she plans to finish half a bottle of wine and no fewer than three paintings and two ceramics pieces.

Oh, more than that.

Oh, spend a night with the realtor in the master bedroom, the main bedroom.

That sounds like witchcraft.

Were they pre-peeled?

Because if you have to sit there and peel all the stuff.

I would buy this if it let you know when you set a personal best.

That's amazing.

Two out of three.