Shawn Farash

that's it the pirate king is here we have our own fleet i got along very well with uh they called him blackbeard you're not allowed to say that i call him beard of color right think about it and uh got along well with him captain kid got along well with him too and we're gonna make you walk the plank if you mess around you know we say f around and find out we're gonna make you walk the plank

And I have the biggest plank the world has ever seen.

We're not going to make Chris Christie walk the plank, though.

He's going to break the plank.

We're going to slowly lower him into the water if we have to throw him overboard.

We have to be careful because you throw him too hard, it's going to create what's called a tsunami.

And you don't want to deal with that.

But the Pirate King is here.

Avast, you scurvy dogs.

You're scurvy dogs, very scurvy.

Swab the poop deck.

Crooked Joe Biden knows a thing or two about the poop deck.

He treated the Vatican like the poop deck.

It was the only time the Pope ever uttered the words, holy sugar, honey, iced tea.

And I said to him, Mr. Pope, you're not supposed to say that.

He said, sir.

Mr. Pope, you're not supposed to say that.

The pirate king.

What do you think?

Hoist the colors, mateys.