Shawn Herron

Right.

So if you're thinking about getting some double check your waistline, like I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life, but you just did.

Check your waistline and check your privilege while you're talking to me, bitch.

Nick, if I bought these pants, I would put a blue alpha belt on them.

And then my belt would cost about the same amount as my pants.

But what's more important, covering your junk or holding your pants up?

looking good on the ground for sure exactly yeah you think i'm gonna go on the ground with some shitty core belt no i'm not going blue alpha the closest thing to my underwear is my belt and blue alpha has that has that job for life as long as they want it wait why aren't your pants closer to your underwear my pants are but my pants are wranglers and they cost twenty dollars so

That's literally the only pants that I wear is Wranglers.

They're amazing.

Fucking love them.

Wearing them right now.

So funny.

I wear a 38-32.

And actually, I need to go down to a 36 now.

So I started at a 42, and then I went to a 40, and now I'm at a 38, but I probably need a 36.

I cannot wear these pants without a belt.

They will fall right off.

No, no.

Something much worse.

Depression.