Shayne Topp

Hi, welcome to Smosh Reads Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today's theme is exes, or situations that are going to lead to people being exes. I am joined by two ex-Smosh cast members, Trevor and Erika.

Hi, welcome to Smosh Reads Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today's theme is exes, or situations that are going to lead to people being exes. I am joined by two ex-Smosh cast members, Trevor and Erika.

No, I don't have that power. I'm joined by two friends, Rasha and Trevor. Hello.

No, I don't have that power. I'm joined by two friends, Rasha and Trevor. Hello.

Never exes.

Never exes.

Ex-friends is so much more brutal than ex-girlfriend or boyfriend.

Ex-friends is so much more brutal than ex-girlfriend or boyfriend.

Every story we've read about ex-friends always hits way harder than that.

Every story we've read about ex-friends always hits way harder than that.

Wow. Way to kill the vibe, Trevor. Just immediately blaming yourself. All right, I think we have a good variety of stories here, so let's begin. First one comes from Am I the Asshole? My wife wants a divorce because I told her I'll water her regularly for photosynthesis. So my wife wants a divorce because I told her I'll water her regularly for photosynthesis.

Wow. Way to kill the vibe, Trevor. Just immediately blaming yourself. All right, I think we have a good variety of stories here, so let's begin. First one comes from Am I the Asshole? My wife wants a divorce because I told her I'll water her regularly for photosynthesis. So my wife wants a divorce because I told her I'll water her regularly for photosynthesis.

And she's like, hey, I'm a biologist. That's not how it works.

And she's like, hey, I'm a biologist. That's not how it works.

Throw away because I'm half embarrassed to post this in the first place. My wife, who's 26, and I, 28 year old man, have been married for six months now. We don't joke around usually since I have early on figured she's not too into jokes and I'm not much of a jokester either.

Throw away because I'm half embarrassed to post this in the first place. My wife, who's 26, and I, 28 year old man, have been married for six months now. We don't joke around usually since I have early on figured she's not too into jokes and I'm not much of a jokester either.

Yesterday, I was randomly sitting on my couch watching TV when she came up to me asking if I'd still love her if she were a plant. So I'm very much aware of trap questions that exist and my first thought was to make sure to give her a good answer. I told her I will still love her then and water her regularly for photosynthesis. I wasn't joking here, although I know it might sound silly.

Yesterday, I was randomly sitting on my couch watching TV when she came up to me asking if I'd still love her if she were a plant. So I'm very much aware of trap questions that exist and my first thought was to make sure to give her a good answer. I told her I will still love her then and water her regularly for photosynthesis. I wasn't joking here, although I know it might sound silly.

I said it very seriously too. Usually when I joke, I laugh right after because I can't handle my own embarrassing jokes either, but this wasn't one of those cases. My wife just looked at me dead in the face like I said something really wrong. She said that was insensitive of me to joke about and could have phrased it better.

I said it very seriously too. Usually when I joke, I laugh right after because I can't handle my own embarrassing jokes either, but this wasn't one of those cases. My wife just looked at me dead in the face like I said something really wrong. She said that was insensitive of me to joke about and could have phrased it better.