Shayne Topp

However, the room is completely empty.

Three, the kindergartners are unarmed.

They are just going to run at you attempting to punch, kick, bite, and scratch you.

Their ultimate goal is to cumulatively dog pile on you and pin you to the ground.

If they can pin you for 15 consecutive seconds,

you lose.

Four, you have to knock a kindergartner unconscious in order to defeat them.

Once they are knocked unconscious, they vanish from the classroom arena.

Five, you can use any strategy you want to fend them off, but you are also unarmed and you are not allowed to leave the room.

There's no weapons.

I guess there's no objects in the room that you could pick up and use.

Ooh.

Yeah.

They say you have to knock the kindergartner unconscious in order to defeat them.

But it says that once they are knocked unconscious, they vanish from the classroom arena.

So they do just poof out of there, kind of like, you know, video game style.

So these aren't real kindergartners.

They're a simulation of kindergartners.

No one wants to beat up 100 kindergarteners.

I don't like the idea of hurting anyone or anything, but there's the ones of like, oh, would you rather fight a human-sized duck or a duck-sized human?