Shayne Topp

They had places to be.

Like there's a cloud of dust.

It's crazy.

It's also not just walking.

Like my dad, I'll be home and he'll be like, hey, you want to like leave at like 530 to like go to dinner?

I'm like, yeah, that's great.

And then he'll like text me at 520.

He's like, I'm in the car whenever you're ready.

I'm like, dude, what do you mean?

You're sitting in the car and he's probably already been in there for like five minutes.

Like he's been sitting there for 15 minutes.

What is with older people who just wake up at four and that's it?

They wake up at four.

They're always like, or they're always, my dad's 15 minutes early to the movies without fail.

Like we'll go see a movie.

And I'm like, dude, genuinely the previews are starting five minutes late.

Like AMC in the app has a thing that says your movie is not going to start until 25 to 30 minutes after the time it says.

I'm like, what are we doing here?

I got to sit in the chair for an hour before the movie starts.

I don't like the new previews that they have.