Shayne Topp

Is this something you'd look past?

I don't want to kink shame or anything, but I really have a problem with the idea of crushing bugs.

I love animals and hate the idea of squishing bugs for no reason, even if they're dead.

I feel like even if I shut it down completely and we started a relationship, I'd always have it in the back of my mind and look at him a little differently.

What if we saw a bug and I wanted to pick it up because it's cute?

I'd be worried about what he was thinking.

Am I being too sensitive?

Is this something worth bringing it off for?

And I pick it up.

I guess I can date him.

I just hope I never come across a bug ever again.

Okay.

I think I've looked this up before.

Because remember when Endgame was coming out and everyone was like, oh, Ant-Man should just crawl up Thanos' booty hole.

And then I was like, why does everybody want ants in people's booty holes?

And I was like, is that a sexual thing?

And there's a sexual thing about bugs crawling into your holes.

But this is someone just crushing a bug.

Yeah, killing the bug.

Yeah, with the bare hands, crushing it with their bare hands.