Shayne Topp
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Is this something you'd look past?
I don't want to kink shame or anything, but I really have a problem with the idea of crushing bugs.
I love animals and hate the idea of squishing bugs for no reason, even if they're dead.
I feel like even if I shut it down completely and we started a relationship, I'd always have it in the back of my mind and look at him a little differently.
What if we saw a bug and I wanted to pick it up because it's cute?
I'd be worried about what he was thinking.
Am I being too sensitive?
Is this something worth bringing it off for?
And I pick it up.
I guess I can date him.
I just hope I never come across a bug ever again.
Okay.
I think I've looked this up before.
Because remember when Endgame was coming out and everyone was like, oh, Ant-Man should just crawl up Thanos' booty hole.
And then I was like, why does everybody want ants in people's booty holes?
And I was like, is that a sexual thing?
And there's a sexual thing about bugs crawling into your holes.
But this is someone just crushing a bug.
Yeah, killing the bug.
Yeah, with the bare hands, crushing it with their bare hands.