Shayne Topp

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Advice, posted in May of 2023 on r slash advice.

They write, boner after bee sting.

Never been sicker.

PC after boner.

Jesus Christ.

Yesterday, I traveled to another country.

After I arrived, I did some work, and in the evening, as I was heading to my hotel, somehow a bee got under my shirt, and I got stung a few inches under the belly button.

It was very painful, and the area got swollen.

Weird thing is, I got a huge boner right away.

Last night, I thought it would go away if I sleep it off, but to my horror, it's still there as I woke up.

I thought it might be Morningwood, but nope, that fucker is raging.

I tried everything.

I'm in another country and I have to go out now to do things as scheduled and I'll have to deal with the embarrassment because I give up.

I just need someone to assure me I'm not going to die and it will go away someday.

Because this is in the pit.

Oh, really?

I haven't seen the pit.