Shayne Topp

Not on my watch.

I draw the line there.

That's a lifestyle choice.

So you were right.

You were all fucking right.

She's gay.

She likes me and has been trying to drop hints for nearly five months.

Sigh.

We were both just too scared to make a move or ruin anything.

Turns out she's been burned by straight girls in the past, so she's pretty wary and was hoping I'd straight up say I'm a lesbian so she'd know for sure.

Maybe the I'm a lesbian wall hanging would have been a good idea after all.

Her friends have been helping her drop hints.

She showed me the group chat, and guys, their suggestions range from flirting more to just...

turning up in a trench coat and nothing else, lol.

Also, the winking neighbor has been making comments to her as well.

So shout out to her for trying to make this happen too.

So no cake and cry watching Brokeback Mountain, just five months of dating to catch up on.

As for worrying about how our current schedule could be more date-like during lockdown, you are right.

It's kind of irrelevant when you've essentially been dating the whole time.

Though we never made it to our morning run yesterday.